even more Symbolic Symiles
- Checking out his ass like a lunch lady
- Sticky like a glove compartment
- Adjusting yourself like a cat
- Undiscribable like a Pontiac
- Cold like a Denny's
- Sucks like a straw
- Late like a Mormon
- Going flat like a Coke
- Blank like a left page
- Droppin' it like a phone
- Spiffy like drop-of-a-hat-fun-in-a-tree
- It rises like bread
- Spinning like a circle
- Reaching for a joke like a Tym
- Evolving like a curse
- Ignoring you like a Brett
- Abduct it like a web-site
- Soaking wet like a window
