Before you start double clicking your mouse and begin checking out the contest links, let us take a minute to explain how our contests work. We will be offering different contests, probably all at the same time. You may enter as many contests as you'd like. The more you enter, the greater your chances of winning a prize will be. Especially if you're one of those people who normally just sit there in front of your computer and look at porn all day. If you want some pretty cool prizes, let us suggest that you start entering our contests. Each contest has a different set of rules... but don't worry, they're all pretty simple to follow (unless you're mentally challenged, in which case, maybe winning these contests are the least of your worries). As you click on one of the following links, it will take you to either the Sticker Contest or the Love thy neighbor Contest we are helping with, which can net you $100,000. Or even the Story Contest. The contest pages will give you the rules for that contest. Follow the rules exactly as they are written... and chances are pretty good that someday you'll walk away with something from our revenge store... Without having to pay for it! No, we aren't incouraging you to shoplift, infact, we pretty much frown on illegal acts. We just want to show our appreciation for all of you cool people out there in Cyberland, who stop by to check out our revenge website. And we especially want to thank all of you who contribute and help us to make our website what it is. Now get busy and start clicking on the contest buttons! Oh yeah, it doesn't hurt to click on a banner, either... the money that we get from you clicking on the banner ads is the money that we're using to pay for your prizes. So, to make it simple, the more you click on the banners, the more money and better prizes we will have to offer for our contests!
Carl and Beast
