PLAYER: Greg "New Guy" Leclair POSITION: Forward/Defense NUMBER: 13 HEIGHT: 6'1 WEIGHT: ??? CAREER HIGHLIGHT:Got recruited by the Ostriches for the 2003-2004 season. Greg was picked up recently and is the newest addition to the Ostriches. Another one of Conlon's brilliant moves, he was brought in after Conlon read the scouting report by Crispy-C. He boasts one of the hardest slapshots in the league, but it usually goes 20 feet over the net. Even though he wears #13, he should be wearing #99 to pay tribute to Ricky "wild thing" Vaughn. Greg likes to talk allot on the rink, we're not sure why but feel it is probably cause he likes to hear his own voice. When we're killing another team and he gets bored, he'll tell us to pass just to let the other team intercept it. He thinks it's funny. But it's not. We don't know much about Greg's past although from bits and pieces of police reports we realize that he likes tormenting small woodland creatures and swimming naked in the winter. We haven't determined yet if these offenses are simultaneous or not. His past police problems aside he is a good new edition to the team. Greg's finest moment... In his second game with the Ostriches, Greg flipped a BAO player ass-over-tea-kettle in front of the Ostriches bench ... Greg likes... Listening to his favorite Yanni, Michael Bolton, and Rod Stewart albums, following University of Maine hockey, the Kariya brothers (we're not sure in what manner), long walks on the beach with Gerry |