PLAYER: TBT POSITION: Forward NUMBER: 71 HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: Too skinny to weigh CAREER HIGHLIGHT: Scoring six goals in one game against the Chiefs Anthony "TBT" Tobio is an original member of the team. He was discovered playing roller at the belmont handi league with his brother. Unfortunately for the Ostriches his brother got all the talent in that family. TBT races up the court like a duck on crack but never knew that a forward could cross the line into his own defensive zone till last season. In a recent game even the ref was quoted saying "he's pretty good, if he could skate." He has no shot but his nasty toedrag, and playin with Bill and Cnote have earned him allot of points. Outside of hockey he is known in his community as that drunk who drives a piece of crap. He is also the king of large chicks, he loves 'em, every wrinkle and roll. He is probably attracted to big girl's cause they share a common interest in eating, the kid can eat more little stevie's pizza than anyone else in Boston. Anthony also likes to watch C-Note get dressed and has a hidden desire to rub baby oil all over him. He is a big fan of baby oil and you can usually find him with a bottle outside his house or office in the summer working on his tan. He has the self proclaimed 'greatest tan ever', which is really fortunate cause he also has the self proclaimed 'best torso ever'. Though these lines never work on the hot girls, he can use them to score more with the heavy hotties than he can against TrainWreck. TBT's finest moment... Bringing home 2 big girls from the Tiki House at 2am TBT likes... Sweet rides, beer, hookahs, chicken cutlet subs, Chunky Sluts video (volumes 1-8), pissing off girls |