30 WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID
'Send in the Clowns'
A few clowns short of a circus.
An experiment in artificial stupidity.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few peas short of a casserole.
She has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl.
He doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
She forgot to pay her brain bill.
No grain in the silo.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with
instructions on the heel.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
As smart as bait.
Too much yardage between the goalposts.
Doesn't know much, but leads the
league in nostril hair.
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
He doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
A few beers short of six-pack.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Receiver is off the hook.
Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit
every branch on the way down.
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