HOW TO PREPARE THE
PERFECT TURKEY DINNER
 Step 1. Go buy a turkey.
Step 2. Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD.
Step 3. Put turkey in the oven.
Step 4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
Step 5. Set the degree at 375 ovens.
Step 6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Step 7. Turn oven the on.
Step 8. Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Step 9: Turk the bastey.
Step 10. Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
Step 13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Step 14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15. Burn off the scraped parts.
Step 16. Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 17. Turk the carvey.
Step 18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Step 19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass
of turkey.
Step 20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE - hee hee
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