Rudolpho Retardo
By Kenneth R. Cabrieto

     Yo my name is Rudolpho Retardo
     And I'm here to say,
     If you joke my cart pushin' skills,
     I'm gonna say you're gay.
     I'm a CNU thug,
     Beast of the white world,
     My grade ain't that high,
     So dun call me no nerd.
     Revvin' up my Saturn,
     That bitch be hella fast,
     So all you mofo Civics,
     Can come and kiss my ass.

     -01.02.03

     A stupid freestlye I came up with in the hospital waiting room about good ol' Rudolpho Retardo.