Dorito
We called a computer repair store saying my pa and I were trying to add a chip into our new computer and we broke it. When asked what kind of chip we added I said a a dorito chip. Clueless bastard. Funny call, get it. Stupid Chink
This gay kid David found a number to this place called Hunan Herritage and gave it to us. We called and asked the lady for a job. We argued for a while, and then she told me to call another one of her stores. I did. I did it a lot. Series of 5 calls, all are in this zip. Wrench Dog
We called a vet near my house saying our two dogs got in a fight and I ended up hitting one of them with a wrench. The person on the phone doesnt think its funny, but we sure do. You kinda figure out that its a prank because of this fag in the background.
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