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 Here is a collection of jokes and stuff, they made me laugh! HA HA HA blah, I've found these all over the place, so no I didn't write any of them, and I don't know who did so who cares, LAUGH OR DIE!!! Know any good or bad goth jokes? ICaptainHowdy666them to me and i'll stick em here! YAY!   Goth Hunting i found this page it's funny! You might be a Goth if... Gothgirl: my god i scared myself this morning gothgirl2: how Gothgirl: i got up smiling thanks Jess! How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her. How can you tell if there is a Goth driving a car? The horn goes "ankh ankh." What do you store your heavy velvet cape in for the summer? Goth balls. Why is it so hard for Goths to get work? Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons. What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror? "So nice not to see you again" "Waiter! Waiter! There's a dead squid in my soup!" "It's not dead Sir, it's just dreaming." What's another name for a gothgirl? A Crow-ho. How many casuals does it take to make a hamburger? Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out! How many "New Kids on the Block" does it take to paint a wall red? Only one if you throw it hard enough. How many fratboys does it take to wallpaper a room? That depends on how thinly you slice them. Two Goths are having sex. (Strange, I know, but true.) Suddenly, the girl Goth comes. "Darling, darling!" says the boy Goth, "what's wrong?" "Nothing," says the girl Goth, "nothing at all. Why?" "You moved." How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, but one has to light the candle. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just embrace the darkness. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? *sneer*, we have candles. What did dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend? ouch What is a vampires favorite sport? casketball What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? frostbite Why do vampires need mouthwash? they have bat breath What is a vampires favorite fast food? a guy with very high blood pressure Why did the dyslexia vampire starve to death? he couldn't find any doolb What does the cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner? the cold shoulder Why wasn't the vampire working? he was on a coffinbreak What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? hope its Halloween Did you hear about the new vampire doll? wind it up and it bites Barbies neck What did the 3 vampires order at the bar? 2 bloods and a blood light Why isn't dracula invited to many parties? he's a pain in the neck A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... ......................on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, ..............the coffin stops. |
