Genie Joke
So this guy is walking down the beach, he's just had the worst day in his life.
His wife is leaving him,.. he lost his job,.. and the car company reposessed his car.
This guy is haveing the worst day in history, and knows it. So He's walking along the beach, and kicks an old bottle, and ((smash)) up against a rock. Out pops a Genie (Genie stretches) and says...Hey, thanks a lot bud. I was only in there for a few years but was starting to get a cramp. I'll let you have one wish ...how bout that? The guy says GREAT, but I really don't know what to wish for. Things are about as bad as they can be right now. My wife is leaving me, I just lost my job, and they resposessed my car. I guess I could really use a good vacation... somewhere warm, but don't like to fly. For my wish I want you to build me a bridge to Hawaii. That way I could drive there at my leisure. The Genie's chin drops, his eyes roll up in his head and he says...Do you know how much concrete, rebar, steel and tarmack that will take...nevermind the pumps to get rid of the water as it's being built..just the manhours involved are staggering. No,...No really I don't ever do this...but I really have to ask you to make another wish. That one is just impossible. The guy thinks for a minute and says, Ok....I guess most of my problems stem from my wife. I love her, I care for her, and I always want to be with her,....but I just don't understand women. For my wish I want you to make me understand women.
The Genie thinks for a minute....total shock on his face....then he says
So how many lanes do you want on your bridge?
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