A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders himself a drink. Right after that he puts a briefcase up on the bar and takes out a one foot tall man in a tux...then takes out a small piano...just the right size for him. So the bartender asks..."Hey, where'd you get the little fella?" The man replies.."Oh you see, I have this magic lamp..but it doesn't work that well. Everything I wish for gets screwed up" The bartender says..."Well do you mind if I try a wish?" and the man replies..."Sure Go ahead" and hands him the lamp. The Bartender rubs the lamp and makes his wish. All of the sudden the bar is filled with ducks of every kind. Mallards, geese, everything. The Bartenders says..."What happened, I wished for a million bucks and all of the sudden there are more ducks than I can count in my bar. What the hell is wrong with that lamp?" The man with the lamp replies...."Well you didn't think I wanted a 12 inch pianist..did you?"
