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The fast paced world of modern American living does not mix with the slow moving contemplative world of the Ninja. If we could spend all our time with the clan, training and running missions, we'd all be at the top of our game. We are held down by our lives. School, work, and social life takes a sickening front seat to the work of the Ninja. In an effort to continue to grow your Ninja skills outside of the sparse meetings that we hold, it is my suggestion to gather up all monetary resources you can muster and go out and buy a playstation game console and a copy of "Tenchu: Stealth Assassins" as soon as possible. Sitting in front of a big plastic and metal box pushing little plastic buttons on a controller may not seem like a normal Ninja training proceedure, but in a pinch it works. If a mission is ever missed or a summons ignored, you can make up this Ninja absence by drinking a half-pint of Vodka and playing "Tenchu" for at least a 5 hour bloc. This is truly the secret to understanding what Ninjutsu is.
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