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Welcome Ladies,

This page is for you. So send your husband, your boyfriend, your father, or your son off to Sears to buy duct tape (or whatever it is they do there) and come on in . . . have a seat. This is where you can sit back and relax or giggle and play. I hope you enjoy your visit and will come back often. You never know who might show up!

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Knock on the door to see who's waiting in the Guest Room. Guest Room

For a tribute to all phenomenal women (and that's every one of you!), be sure to read this poem by THE Phenomenal Woman, Maya Angelou.
Go there now with a quick Click Here.

WOMEN-WISE QUOTES

Here's a little wisdom and whimsey from interesting women throughout the ages.
(New quotes will be added regularly.)

"As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world." --Virginia Woolf

"The most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or touched--they are felt by the human heart." --Helen Keller

"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping." --Rita Rudner

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling." --Paula Poundstone

"It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge $16.00 for that little tiny jar." --Jane Goodsell

MEN ARE FROM BARS . . . WOMEN ARE FROM THE MALL
(with apologies to John Gray)

WOMEN know there are several departments in a store: , housewares, , children's, , men's, , dresses, , sportswear, , linens, , toys, ....

MEN recognize only two: hardware and automotive.

NOTE:
Shortly after this page was linked I received e-mail from a gentlemen complaining that we weren't giving men nearly enough credit. He maintains that they indeed recognize three departments: hardware, automotive, and computers. Thank you, Mr. Gates. We apologize and stand corrected.

A THOUGHT OR TWO

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
(Submitted by Mary)
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All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
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Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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Men don't roar. Women roar. Then they throw things.
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If swimming is such good exercise, how do you explain whales?
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

A LITTLE SMILE . . . A LITTLE CHUCKLE

Some tidbits to brighten your day. Go take a look. :)

Musings on Mid-Life

The Benefits ... and Drawbacks ... of Being a Woman

What Every Woman Should Have ... What Every Woman Should Know

Lipstick's T-Shirt Shop

The Button Bazaar
(wear one of these on your T-Shirt)

Looking Good

The following Beauty Tips were written by a woman with not only beauty but grace, style and class.

  • For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
  • For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
  • For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
  • For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
  • For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.
  • People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anybody.
  • Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.
  • As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
  • The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
    • The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
    • The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows and the beauty of a woman with passing years....only grows!

LADIES' LINKS

  • Amewsments
    (Get ready to laugh ... and you may want to share it with your cat!)
  • Jaime's Musings
    (Poetry, prose, and an occasional drawing all for the sake of love.)
  • Pregnancy Advice
    "Loving everyone's child creates magic."(If you are pregnant, are thinking about becoming pregnant, or have ever been pregnant--advice with a little twist)
  • WiseHearts! Weaving Small Wisdoms...
    (Quotations, thoughts and inspiration to warm all our hearts!)
  • Women's Wire
    (Come here to catch up on the "Buzz")




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