Jonny Being Horny!!!
Most fantastic Hanky Panky ever was I...?
Well, what can I say about Jonny... He was a great friend when I was seeing John and an even better friend after John and I broke up.
Since then I've kidnapped him a couple of times... Once on Tanya's birthday (05.07.01) after he had been bitten by a rabid Dave Simpson where he says:
"I went out to Tanya's birthday do I got rather drunk, got a chunk out of my leg when someone bit me and I then had the most fantastic hanky panky I ever have had, oh its been a good week."
Then on Sunday I kidnapped him again where we went to Alansford and after being stalked by his mates we received this note attached to the car windscreen after we'd been 'playing' on the swings...
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Dodgy stuff eh???
Since then we've decided just to be friends and I sometimes spot him out round Consett, where his friends have been telling me that he's wanting to find someone he can "settle down" with... Well, I'm hoping to have a house soon??? ~;oD
