Frequently asked Questions

Q: Where did you come up with the whole Paul Wear idea?
A: Once I forgot to take my pills that surpressed my hallucinations.

Q: What's with the uprised pinkie everywhere (especially on the Paul Wear flag)?
A: An upraised pinkie is the worst insult you can give to a god. To find out more about this fascinating custom, Read Zyco Myth's "The History of the Pinkie" here

Q: Why in "Legends, gods, and the Myth", is there no background scene? Mostly there's some people in the foreground and just a black background.
A: There are a couple of possible answers to that question. Some people believe that the gods live in a black hole. Since only gods are able to survive in a black hole, no grass, trees, sun, etc. are shown. To various scientific objections, these people reply: "gods can do anything." Another group believes that after the destructive "Pinkie War" the newly made godkings decreed a thousand year mourning period in which everything except gods had to be black. Since everything is in black, everything blends in the background, making it appear as if it is just a solid black color. Yet a third party believes that the people who made "Legends, gods, and the Myth" are just to lazy to put in a background (This last theory of course is entirely untrue and held only by the ignorant).

Q: In your Paul Wear World Dictator Pack, you include 12 pencils. Why?
A: Using very advanced math such as derivatives, anti-derivatives, and adding one digit numbers, my math team found that it required exactly 12 pencils to take over the world.

Q: Are these animations supposed to be funny?
A: Yes, using advanced technology I created a program that detects whether or not you laugh while on my site. If it detects that you didn't laugh, it releases a virus that places my face on your desktop that covers the entire screen. Your best efforts will not be able to get it off. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW????

Q: Did people really ask you these questions or did you just make them up?
A: Other people asked me these questions if you consider my 5 other personalites as other people.

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