My name is Zim, Emperor Zim to you, stinkbeast. My mission here on Earth is to provide reconaissance of Earth to my people, the Irken Empire. Apparently, I am such a good soldier that I was given an advanced model of the Standard Intelligence Retrieval unit, or S.I.R., called G.I.R. He is so TOP SECRET even he doesn't know what the G stands for! Here is a database of the information I have discovered about Earth. By the way, I discovered it, not G.I.R. I have to remember: he's not stupid, he's advanced! -Zim
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