Invader Zim Quotes

There are a lot of great quotes in Invader Zim! I've listed a bunch of the funniest and wisest ones here, and I'll be adding more as I get them. Check back often, I'll probably post on the News Page when I add some. New quotes (other than the original ones) will be outlined in sky blue. Older ones and the original ones will be in Irken magenta. -Zim


Quote
Who Said That?
Episode
"Invaders' blood marches through my veins like radioactive rubber pants!"
Zim
The Nightmare Begins
"I love this show!"
G.I.R.
Parent-Teacher Night
"Fools! There is none so worthy as Zim!"
Zim
Attack of the Saucer Morons
"If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down now!"
Gaz
The Wettening
"That monkey..."
Zim
Walk of Doom
"Did that scare you, too?"
Almighty Tallest (Red)
Germs
"HAHAHAHA! Inferior human organs! OOF! MY SQUIGGLYSPLOOCH!!!"
Zim
Dark Harvest
"He's not stupid, he's advanced!"
Almighty Tallest
The Nightmare Begins
"I am Government Man Goat from the Government! The Government has sent me!"
G.I.R.
Attack of the Saucer Morons
"Hahahaha! Stupid silent glue-boy!"
Zim
The Wettening
"I wanna be a mongoose!"
G.I.R.
The Nightmare Begins
"This is no man-pig!"
Zim
Attack of the Saucer Morons
"This isn't an alien life-form, he is an experimental government aircraft!"
G.I.R.
Attack of the Saucer Morons
"I'm leaving with or without you, Dib, preferably without you!"
Gaz
The Wettening
"Once I take care of the humans I will begin my war against... the bees!"
Zim
Attack of the Saucer Morons
"Then I'll prepare food with an iron fist! You! Obey the fist!"
Zim
Career Day
"I saw a squirrel!"
G.I.R.
The Nightmare Begins
"Okay, so I don't know Dad's first poop..."
Dib
Battle-Dib
"That's a government pig!"
G.I.R.
Attack of the Saucer Morons




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