Sister: Woah! What�s this?

Twist: I think she gave my computer Tourrette�s.

Sister: Brothers? As in incest?!

PHT: Is that a name?

Twist: She�s SASSAY!

Twist: I remember a time when all sex stories on the internet were called slash, not just m/m.
Sister: Tell us another story about the good ol� days, Gramma!
Twist: Shut up.
PHT: I love the exclamation marks. Very trendy.

Twist: Public domain laws keep me from licensing it too, bastards!

PHT: I think the Grimm brothers are rolling in their graves.

Sister: No you don�t.
Twist: I was about to say that.

Twist: You can�t always get what you want...
Sister: That�s right. I want good slash. But it looks like I�m not getting it.

ONCE upon a time there were Three Brothers. All handsome in their own way.

Sister: Isn't that kinda like "My mom thinks I'm special"?

They lived together in a small home of their very own.

Twist: (sings) Our house, is a very very very fine house...

One of them was a little, small blonde vampire, thin in his appearance but stronger than the rest. His name was Spike. Spike was the poet that with his blue eyes captured the hearts of so many people in the village. He was without a doubt the favorite.

Sister: Or at least the author�s favorite. I bet she�s a Spuffy fan, too.

The other brother was medium size vampire, with great hair (but sometimes too much gel) his name was Angel and out of the three brothers he fittingly carried the angelic face. His features were dark and mysterious and his facial expressions: broody. With his perfect composer and body he too had his share of heart stealing.

Sister: Wait...he composes music?
Twist: Or he shags composers.

The third brother was the biggest. His name was Riley. He was a tall and bulky soldier boy. He resembled a giant but with a young and kind face. His eyes emerald green enchanted young girls and women all alike.

PHT: Well, that is just a strange sentence.

Such handsome creatures and coming in threesomes

Sister: Coming in threesomes? NICE!!

were at first loved by all but as the women of each village they visited were unwittingly seduced the men of the each village soon became enraged and banned the brothers from their home.

PHT: Because the entire village lives in one very large house.
Twist: (sings) With two cats in the yard...
PHT: This has to be the longest sentence in the history of the world.
Sister: I was thinking that.

This happened to the brothers for many years until they found a home far away in the forest. There they lived peacefully and away from all civilization.

Twist: Because they�re AMISH!
Sister: Twist, what is your obsession with the Amish? Seriously. Get help.
PHT: They have big penises?
Sister: What??
PHT: *shrugs*

In their house they each had a bowl for their porridge; a little bowl for the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike; and a middle-sized bowl for the Middle Vampire Angel; and a great bowl for the Great, Huge Soldier boy Riley and they each had a chair to sit in; a little chair for the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike; and a middle-sized chair for the Middle Vampire Angel; and a great chair for the Great, Huge Soldier boy Riley.

Twist: No, THIS is the longest sentence ever.

And they each had a bed to sleep in; a little bed for the Little, Small, Blonde Vampire Spike; and a middle-sized bed for the Middle Broody Vampire Angel; and a great bed for the Great, Huge Soldier boy Riley.

PHT: What is up with the capitalization of adjectives here?

The three brothers living alone long tired of fucking each other every night also had vibrators to keep their wanting asshole content. There was a little vibrator, 6 inches for the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike; and a middle-sized vibrator with spikes about 10 inches for the Middle Vampire Angel; and a great big vibrator with spikes and multifaceted speed about 14 inches in length for the Great, Huge and very nasty Soldier boy Riley.

Sister: Um...Riley's not the nasty one. Sassy's the nasty one.
Twist: 14 inches? I just have one thing to say about that. OW!
PHT: Has she ever BEEN to a sex toy store before? Because the biggest I�ve ever seen is 12�.
Twist: Trolldarling, think about it. We all know the answer is no.
Sister: I still can't get over "wanting assholes content".
PHT: OK, work with me here ladies....would either of YOU get tired of Spike or Angel fucking you, and rather have a dildo?
Sister: No. Not ever.
Twist: Only when I�m feeling dyke.

One day, after they had made the porridge for their breakfast, and poured it into their porridge-bowls, they walked out into the wood while the porridge was cooling, that they might not burn their mouths, by beginning too soon to eat it.

Sister: Do they even make porridge bowls? Or is it like a shrimp fork?

And while they were walking, a young blonde girl by the name of Buffy came to the house. She could not have been a good, honest old girl;

Twist: Because she�s not a horse.
Sister: Well, Sassy didn�t SAY she wasn�t a horse.
PHT: She sounds like a horse.

for first she looked in at the window, and then she peeped in at the keyhole; and seeing nobody in the house, she lifted the latch.

PHT: Quick! Call the police!

The door was not fastened, because brothers lived in the middle of nowhere that they did not see the need for it. So the young blonde girl opened the door, and went in;

PHT: Hey, my mom had a dog named Sassy.

and well pleased she was

Sister: So now she�s an Irish horse?

when she saw the porridge on the table. Having escaped from a village miles away where her beauty too had been the cause of trouble.

Sister: This reads like scripture. You can�t write slash that reads like scripture!
Twist: You can�t? Whoopsiedoodles...

She was no more than 16 years old and had already been called the whore of the earth.

Twist: Babylon! Babylon!

With her golden curls she had been nicknamed Goldibuffy. Men craved for her all around.

Twist: And the green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around, hey!

She had been raped by many but had survived everything.

PHT: Well, that�s depressing.
Sister: So the main theme of this is Sassy Hates Buffy?
Twist: Or Sassy Hates Women?
Sister: I think it�s just Sassy hates and needs psychotherapy.
PHT: Or it�s �Buy American�.

With her life however being threatened by angry women she decided to run away and had for several days since been starved.

Twist: Come on, everybody! Let�s learn about Subject/Verb agreement! It�ll be fun!

And rather than waiting for the brothers to come back she took it upon herself to eat some porridge.

Sister: Is this some type of semen metaphor I�m not getting?

So first she tasted the porridge of the Great, Huge Soldier boy Riley, and that was too hot for her; and she said a bad word about that.

Twist: Poop Noodles!

And then she tasted the porridge of the Middle Vampire Angel, and that was too cold for her; and she said a bad word about that, too.

Sister: This story has rape, incest, child sex and violent content. But she won�t curse. Cause that would be wrong.

And then she went to the porridge of the Little, Small, Blonde Vampire Spike, and tasted that; and that was neither too hot nor too cold, but just right; and she liked it so well that she ate it all up: but the naughty young Goldibuffy said a bad word about the little porridge-pot, because it did not hold enough for her.

Twist: So she�s a fat Irish horse?
Sister: We should wash her mouth out with soap.
PHT: But she hasn�t actually said a bad word.

Then Goldibuffy sat down in the chair of the Great, Huge Soldier Boy Riley, and that was too hard for her. And then she sate down

Sister: She did what?

in the chair of the Middle Vampire Angel, and that was too soft for her. And then she sate down

PHT: There she goes sate-ing again.

in the chair of the Little, Small, Blonde Vampire Spike, and that was neither too hard, nor too soft, but just right.

Twist: Yup. Spuffy.

So she seated herself in it, and there she sat till the bottom of the chair came out, and down she came, plump upon the ground.

Sister: It is confirmed. She�s a fat Irish horse.

And the naughty little Goldibuffy said a wicked word about that, too.

Sister: I'm starting to get annoyed by this wicked word bullshit.

Then the young girl went upstairs into the bed-chamber in which the three brothers slept.

Sister: Bedroom? Oh no...

And first she lay down upon the bed of the Great, Soldier Boy Spike; but that was too high at the head for her.

PHT: Three men who fuck each other regularly naturally have three separate beds.
Sister: I was just about to say that.
PHT: Well, we do share a brain...
Twist: You�re missing the obvious. When did Spike become the Soldier Boy?
PHT: Two words... Proof. Read.

And next she lay down upon the bed of the Middle Vampire Angel, and that was too high at the foot for her.

Twist: I think Sassy�s too high...

And then she lay down upon the bed of the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike, and that was neither too high at the head nor at the foot, but just right.

Sister: Put DOWN the thesaurus.
Twist: Repeatedly. On the top of your head until unconscious.
Sister: Let me help with that.

So she covered herself up comfortably, and lay there till she fell fast asleep.

By this time the Three Brothers thought their porridge would be cool enough, so they came home to breakfast. Now the young girl had left the spoon of the Great, Soldier Boy Riley, standing in his porridge.

"Somebody has been at my porridge!" Said the Great, Soldier Boy Riley, in his great, rough, gruff voice.

Twist: (Riley) And they shagged it good!

And when the Middle Vampire Angel looked at his, he saw that the spoon was standing in it, too. They were wooden spoons; if they had been silver ones, the naughty Goldibuffy would have put them in her pocket.

Sister: She�s the fat Irish klepto horse.

"Somebody has been at my porridge!" said the Middle Vampire Angel in his middle voice.

Then the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike looked at his, and there was the spoon in the porridge-pot, but the porridge was all gone. "Somebody has been at my porridge, and has eaten it all up!"

Twist: Welcome to the land of Sick Sex Metaphors.

said the Little, Small, blonde vampire Spike, in his little, small, wee voice.

Sister: Spike went fem when I wasn�t looking.
PHT: No, his balls were just crushed by Sassy�s thesaurus.

Upon this the Three Brothers, seeing that someone had entered their house, and eaten up the Little, Small, blonde vampire?s breakfast, began to look about them.

Twist: They�re such a smart lot.

Goldibuffy had not put the hard cushion straight when she rose from the chair of the Great, Soldier Boy Riley. ?Somebody has been sitting in my chair!? said the Great, Soldier Boy Riley, in his great, rough, gruff voice.

Sister: Wasn�t me.
PHT: Me either.
Twist: You smell funny.

And Goldibuffy had squatted down the soft cushion of the Middle Vampire Angel. "Somebody has been sitting in my chair!� said the Middle Vampire Angel, in his middle voice.

Twist: Someone with a big, horse-like behind!

And you know what Goldibuffy had done to the third chair. "Somebody has been sitting in my chair and has sate

Sister: NO! No more sate-ing! For the love of Joss!

the bottom out of it!" said the Little, Small, Blonde Vampire Spike, in his little, small, wee voice.

Twist: That fat klepto Irish horse!

Then the three brothers thought it necessary that they should make further search;

Twist: Every system has a built in redundancy.

so they went upstairs into their bed-chamber. Now Goldibuffy had pulled the pillow of the Great, Huge Soldier Boy Riley out of its place. "Somebody has been lying in my bed!" said the Great, Huge Soldier Boy Riley, in his great, rough, gruff voice.

All: Grr, Arrggh!

And Goldibuffy had pulled the bolster of the Middle Vampire Angel out of its place. "Somebody has been lying in my bed!" said the Middle vampire Angel, in his middle voice.

Twist: What�s a bolster?
PHT: It�s a cylindrical pillow.
Twist: Learn something new every day.
Sister: Now that I�ve learned my lesson, can I go home?
PHT: No. You volunteered for this project, you get to see it through to the bitter end.
Twist: Accent on �bitter�.

And when the Little, Small, blonde vampire Spike came to look at his bed, there was the bolster in its right place, and the pillow in its place upon the bolster; and upon the pillow was the young girl ?

Sister: Sassy has no idea what�s going on either!

which was not in its place, for she had no business there.

Twist: She should be in my bed!
Sister: Down, Twist. She�s a fat klepto Irish horse.
PHT: You don�t want her.

"Somebody has been lying in my bed ? and here she is!" said the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike, in his little, small, wee voice.

PHT: Is Sassy French?
Twist: She�s SASSY!

Goldibuffy had heard in her sleep the great, rough, gruff voice of the Great, Huge Soldier Boy Riley; but she was so fast asleep that it was no more to her than the roaring of wind or the rumbling of thunder.

Sister: Thunder is loud. Most people hear thunder. Unless they�re deaf.
Twist: What?

And she had heard the middle voice of the Middle Vampire Angel, but it was only as if she had heard someone speaking in a dream. But when she heard the little, small, wee voice of the Little, Small, blonde vampire Spike, it was so sharp, and so shrill, that it awakened her at once.

Sister: Does he even have a penis?
PHT: That�s slander, I�ve seen his penis through his pants.

Up she started; and when she saw the Three Brothers on one side of the bed, she tumbled herself out at the other, and ran.

Twist: Gentlemen, start your engines!
Sister: Run, Lola, run!

But before she could reach the door the Great, Huge Soldier Boy Riley stopped her. He picked her up and held her firmly. "This naughty girl has been in our house. She has eaten our dinner, messed with our chairs and been sleeping ours beds!"

PHT: What exactly did she do to the chairs?
Sister: I don�t want to know.
Twist: I think what all fat, klepto, Irish horses do with chairs.

"She looks filthy. Has she touched anything else?" Asked the medium sized vampire.

Twist: You�re one to talk you incestuous perverted porridge-eater!

All three brothers looked around and saw nothing else was touched.They checked each spot of the house. The Little small blonde vampire looked under the bed and took out the vibrators they hid. "Nope she didnt touch anything else."

Sister: So, they have porridge, bowls, spoons, chairs, beds and VIBRATORS....and that is it.
Twist: Sounds like a well-equipped house to me.
PHT: *nods*

Riley holding the naughty Goldibuffy suddenly became very aroused as he saw the vibrators in his little brothers hands and felt the warmth of the girl he held. His cock stiffened and he tightened his grip. He smelled the girls hair and became instantly stimulated by it.

Sister: Dirty hair is so sexy.
PHT: That�s not creepy at all.
Twist: And then he ate her liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

Goldibuffy sensed his arousal. She could feel his cock pressing up against her ass.

Twist: It could be a porridge spoon in his pocket.

She wanted to flee but she was too frightened to do anything. She had broken into their house and she knew they would punish her for it.

Sister: Here come the riding crops

"Look brothers I dont think the food is that important, the chairs well they sucked anyways and the beds well we can make them later," said the Great, Huge Soldier Boy Riley as the two other brothers listened.

PHT: I knew Riley was from Arkansas.

"But I dont think we should let this little girl leave without punishing her. Shes young and naive she doesnt know better than to break into houses and eat peoples food. We should teach her a lesson so that next time she will think twice before doing something like this." The two brothers stared blankly not quiet understanding what punishment their older brother had in mind.

Sister: They have the same IQ as Sassy!
PHT: At least they keep their mouths shut.
Sister: Sassy should take a page from their book.

Riley put her down, taking a few steps his large body covering the only exit out of the room. "Take off your clothes little girl." he ordered. Goldibuffys eyes went wide with fear. She turned around two find comfort in the other two brothers but she saw that they were already beginning to undress.

Twist: I know I always comfort my prowlers.

She began to cry, her hands shaking uncontrollably. She looked up at the Great, Huge Soldier Boy and begged for him to let her go. She promised never to do anything like it again.

Sister: Big, horny, violent men always listen to reason from young, nubile girls. We�re lucky he�s not just grunting.

"Im sorry. I was hungry. Women in my village wanted to kill me.

Twist: I know the feeling. I think I have that feeling right now.
PHT: Who do you want to kill, Sassy or Buffy?
Twist: You�re making me choose?

I ran and did not take anything to eat. I was starving. Please dont hurt me." she begged.

"Oh I want to believe you

All: LIAR!

but you look so naughty. You look like a dirty little mischievous child and we want to teach you a lesson," he said as he unbuckled his pants and his great, huge erection flung out full 10 inches in length!

All: (again) LIAR!
Twist: I just want to know one thing. How does he ride a bicycle with that thing?
Sister: Flinging erections, that�s on the list of new Olympic sports to debut in 2006.
PHT: Right up there with flinging poo.
Sister: I think watching poo being flung would be more sexy than this.

Goldibuffy gasped in terror! She began to shake her head no then she felt to sharp stings on her necks

Sister: She�s a two-necked, fat, kleptomaniac Irish horse!

and smelled the sweat of the medium sized vampire Angel as he began to drink her.

Twist: Aren�t you glad you used Dial?
Sister: Don�t you wish everyone did?

The youngest brother Spike impatiently joined in his hands gripping Goldibuffys breast and squeezing them.

PHT: This is like, the third non-sentence I�ve found.
Sister: Only the third?

Riley also joined and began to rip Goldibuffys clothes off. He ordered his brothers to stop drinking her before she passed out and then he pushed her down on the hard wood floor.

Twist: (Riley) Necrophilia is so wrong, you know, so don�t kill her!

Her body came crashing down with such great force that she felt her arm break. Goldibuffy cried out in pain as her arm swelled and blood oozed from where her bone stuck out.

Sister: Did Sassy torture small animals as a child?
PHT: More importantly, did she stop?
Twist: Compound fractures are so sexy... that�s my sarcastic font, by the way...

The brothers became anxious all wanting to fuck her first. But being the biggest and oldest Riley took the initiative (no pun intended)

Twist: None taken.

and violently picked Goldibuffy up and pinned her to the wall where he opened her legs and let his thick cock come crashing into her tight cunt, breaking her bones and ripping her tissue.

Twist: Yes, the Clitoral bone, in your cunt. It breaks so easily.
Sister: Someone really needs to run a serial killer profile on Sassy.

Goldibuffy screamed in pain. She let her head bang on the wall trying to ease the throbbing pain she felt in her cunt but as the great, huge Soldier boy and his Great, huge cock banged her up she found it all to be useless.

Twist: I generally find men to be useless.
Sister: I can�t decide if this is bad grammar or Gangstaspeak, but it makes me want to kick someone.
Twist: Anyone run that serial killer profile on you yet?
Sister: Quiet, you.

Riley fucked Goldibuffy up good and he came quickly.

Sister: There�s something to be said for endurance.

He ripped his cocked out of her and before her limp body hit the floor Angel took advantage and hurried to take his place in Goldibuffys center. Angel rammed into her harder than Riley. Goldibuffy came out of her unconsciousness and began to scream and wail in terror as her body was assaulted by this vampire. In the back Riley took his breath and waited for his limp cock to be resurrected with life.

PHT: He could probably use an Urn of Osiris about now.
Twist: Shut up.

All the while the Little, Small, blonde Vampire Spike stood still his underwear waiting his turn. Amongst all the pleasure Angel caught a glimpse of his little brother and signaled him to come in and join the fun. Spike was confused

Twist: So am I.

as Angel was still riding little Goldibuffy. But Angel grabbed onto her tightly and lifter her up. He turned around. Spike soon realized his brothers intention as he saw Goldibuffys ass flying in the air.

PHT: She flies through the air with the greatest of ease�

Spike dropped his underwear and revealed a huge, grand cock

Sister: Like a grand piano?

bigger than both his brothers put together!!

ALL: Spuffy.

Riley looked at his little brother with shock and envy all at once

Twist: I thought they�d been fucking each other forever. Wouldn�t they have noticed?

PHT: You�d think he�d have sneaked a peak once in a while, what with the constant sex and incest.

(starring at his still limp cock in his hand). Spike grabbed onto Goldibuffys ass. Coming back to she felt icy cold hands on her rear and began to moan and mutter for them to leave her alone.

Twist: Just five more minutes, Mom�

Spike hungering for her ass paid no attention and pulled her down. And in one violent thrust he pushed all of his cocked into her poor asshole. Goldibuffy arched her back in pain. She wailed painfully and her body began to convulse as waves of displeasure began to consume her. Angel smiled as his own entry in Goldibuffy cunt became tighter with the entrance of Spikes large prick. He wrapped his hands around his brother and squeezed his butt. Spike let out a moan as Angel began to finger fuck his ass. Both brothers rhythmically fucked poor little Goldibuffy for a while.

PHT: If I hold my breath and pass out, can I escape this horror for a while?
Sister: Hell no. If I have to sit through it, you have to sit through it.

And the Great, Huge Soldier brother soon became envious. But to his relief he noticed that his large cocked

Twist: Say what?
Sister: *shakes head sadly*
PHT: Sassy has issues.
Sister: Is she wanted for murder anywhere?

was suddenly becoming stiff with the pleasurable sight of his little brother fucking GoldiBuffys ass as he was having his own ass finger fucked! He looked at Angel, his rippling chest, hard nipples and noticed that his tight ass was all alone.

Twist: If he�s been playing with a ten-inch dildo, it isn�t tight.
PHT: Shh! It might start to get good!
Sister: Sure. If you forget about the rape and the incest and the bad grammar.

Riley got up and began to rub his own dick. Soon it was as hard as a brick.

Twist: Dick. Brick. Poetry! It�s like Dr. Seuss.
Sister: � You�ve just ruined a cherished childhood memory for me.

He came from behind his brother Angel and in a warm musky voice

PHT: Did anyone just think of Musk Oxen?
Sister: Not till just now. Thanks.
PHT: You�re welcome.

he whispered in his ears, "having fun?" Angel only grunted, to caught up in the rhythm to fully respond to his brothers question. Riley began to kiss his brothers neck. Licking it softly then sucking on it. Angels eyes opened and he realized his brothers intentions. He pushed his ass out into the air inviting Rileys cock to join the fucking.

Twist: That Angel can stick his ass in the air while fucking Buffy, with his back against the wall, is truly amazing. He should sign autographs.
Sister: He could do children�s birthday parties.

Riley in a second rammed his big veiny cock into his brothers ass and began pounding him. Angel grunted louder as he felt the ultimate pleasure of having his on cock submerge in Goldibuffys scorching center while being ass fucked by his brothers large cock. He felt an orgasm approaching. "Not yet" said Riley

Sister: (Angel) Well, hurry up, dumbass.

struggling with his speech as he barely began to feel the pleasures of his brothers tight ass. Goldibuffy felt she couldnt take it any more she began to scream out for help as she felt she was truly being ripped in two! Spike grunted behind her and as he struggled to make his brothers penetration through his ass deeper he sank his teeth in GoldiBuffys exposed neck. She screamed an renewed her struggles. Angel then, already shaking in pleasure caught her small nipple in his teeth. He bit down hard and ripped it off.

Sister: AH! AHH! AHHH!!! What the fuck is WRONG with this girl?!
PHT: Is anyone else REALLY scared?
Sister: Please, God, let her stop soon. Protect the small neighborhood animals from her wrath.

Goldibuffy screamed bloody murder

Twist: REDRUM! REDRUM!!!
PHT: Heeeeeeeere�s SAAASSY!

and began to claw at Angels back but big brother Riley caught her arms and held them tightly. He twisted them until he heard the bones cracking. Goldibuffy couldnt take the unbearable pain and as she felt he warm seed of Angels cum

Twist: Cold hands, warm cum.
Sister: Like a dog. You know, cold nose, warm heart?
PHT: Shut up.

inside her she passed out. Angel almost passed out too. But he rested his head on Buffys almost dead body and continued to finger fuck his brothers ass this time he lend his other hand. And as he allowed his entire right hand to enter his brothers ass, fist fucking him,

Sister: I�m sorry. A fist does not go in an ass without SOME lube.
PHT: I should know.
Twist: Thanks for that visual.

his left hand grabbed Spikes balls and began to gently caress them. Little Spike went nuts! Grunting and yelling out, "fuck, fuck, fuck," almost in a mantra. Angel smiled loving to pleasure his little brother and loving the brutality his big brother Riley was showing him as fucked his tender ass.

The brothers continued fucking for hours until all three collapsed on the floor worn out. There cocks were limper than a string!

PHT: That is just a�really strange metaphor for a cock.

They were about to get up when they saw GoldiBuffy struggling on the floor and scurrying for the exist.

Twist: Because when I�m beaten and exsanguinated, I struggle to exist, too.

"Naughty Girl" thought all three brothers. And Spike ran for the box of vibrators as the Great, Huge Soldier Riley dragged a screaming and broken Goldibuffy back to his little brothers bed. They set her down and as Angel held her down Spike pushed in the big 10 inch vibrator with spikes into her swollen cunt and turned it on. GoldiBuffy began to shake and shriek in pain. The brothers smiled and the middle brother Angel took the box away from his little brother. He grabbed onto the big 14 inch vibrator with spikes and multispeed. "I always envied you for having the best toys," he said to his brother smiling. And they turned GoldiBuffy over and pushed the toy up her ass. The sharp spikes tore up her ass hole and blood spilled over the sheets.

Twist: Small mammals in the area definitely have short life spans.
Sister: That�s what I�ve been SAYING.

They slapped her and told her she was such a bad girl for being so messy in their house when she wasnt even a guest!

Sister: What kind of warped sense of propriety do these guys have?

Angel turned on the vibrator and as Goldibuffy?s whole body began to convulse in violent tremors of pain the brothers began to laugh. "I think she will think twice about going into someones home without permission next time." The brothers smiled. "Anyone for a shower?"

Twist: I think I need one.
Sister: I may have to use sandpaper.
PHT: I feel icky.

asked the small, little blonde Vampire Spike, his hungry cock already getting hard again. Both his brothers stood mesmerized by it. It was huge!

PHT: *whimpers* Mummy, it frightens me.

They stared at it and nodded yes to the shower. Spike caressed his cock and licked his lips. This was going to be fun. As for Goldibuffys she stayed in the bed being fucked by both vibrators for a week until the batteries ran out.

Twist: Who supplies their batteries, and can they hook me up?

She learned her lesson and was never defiant again!

*End*

Sister: Does she mean that?
PHT: I think so.
Twist: HALLELUJAH!
Sister: Oh, Thank you GOD!
PHT: Well, we now know that bad plot, poor writing, AND sociopathic tendencies can be wrapped into one neat little package.
Sister: That wasn�t neat.
Twist: How was any of that sexy?
PHT: I have a bad taste in my mouth. I need to brush my teeth.
Sister: I�m going to call the FBI and see if anyone has gone missing in Sassy�s area since she was born.
PHT: I�m still at a loss for words.
Sister: I wish Sassy had been.
PHT: Can you live completely on Lucky Charms?
Twist: I heard Sassy does, so I wouldn�t try it.
Sister: What the hell do Lucky Charms have to do with anything?
PHT: I�m hungry, and I like them.
Sister. Okay, then.