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Monday Nitro Results
Vampiro and ICP vs. 3 Count
Fantastic back and forth action. Great Muta on commentary. It’s all in Japanese and screaming. Bodies are everywhere. Vampiro gets a Nail in the Coffin on Shannon. Violent J with a Samoan Drop, Shaggy with a guillotine legdrop for the pin. Whoa what a match.
Winners: Vamp and ICP
Tankberg comes down and he attacks everyone! Then they all beat him down until the Demon comes down for the save! Great Muta joins the fray from commentary. Lights go out, here comes Sting. He beats people up with a bat.
Russo, Steiner, Nash, Jarrett and the Natural Born Thrillers walk to the ring
Russo and his boys in the ring. He says the band is back together. Jarrett has the mic, I want Mike Awesome at Fall Brawl, choke on that, slapnut. Steiner on the mic. Goldberg, you are a doody brain. Now Nash. He’s the puppet master, every couple months he suckers you people into buying my merch, now that its gone, I hate you all. I’m going to be the champion. Russo on the mic again. Nash is wrong, you’re not going to be champion at FB, you’re going to be tonight! Booker T vs. Nash with Jarrett as ref tonight, and Steiner as enforcer. Russo: hey Booker, can you dig that?
Here comes Booker T. You cant back none of it up. Save for the drama for your mamma, and crowd chants along? Booker T forgets about the match, he asks Russo to select which guy will get his ass kicked. Russo invites Booker T into the ring, and like a retard he agrees. Finally here comes the Cat with Miss Jones. Russo calls the Cat dolomite, which is above the head of everyone watching pretty much. Cat getting his karate clothes. Cat and Booker T walk to the ring together. Cat turns his back and then Russo, Steiner, Nash and JJ attack Cat and Booker T. Here comes the Filthy Animals, they brawl with the NBT. Disco into the ring, chokeslam by Nash. JJ with a stroke on Konnan. As Russo and co. walk away, we see Goldberg on the screen digging. He is going to make it to the arena, and take out all your goons. Russo, your ass is next.
Russo in Cat’s office with Nash, Steiner, JJ. They all leave him. Goldberg on the phone, he’s on his way. Russo is worried!!!
Paisley vs. Tygress vs. Major Trash
Wow this is going to be great! Paisley and Tygress double team. Tygress pins Guns and wins in like 10 seconds.
Winner: Tygress
Whoops, ring announce screwed up, and match is back. YES! Double team stomping on Guns’ fake breasts. Pop The Boobs chant! Paisley walks to the back. No ending?
Backstage Natural Born Thillers are attacked by the Animals. Konnan pokes his head into Russo’s office and says he need new backup.
Jarrett has a truck full of guitars!!!
Pamela interviews Mike Awesome, who is looking GREAT in this new 70s style. In the background is Barry White music. What a great idea for a gimmick!
House of Pain
Kronic vs. Harris Boyz
Man, Kronic is the hottest thing in wrestling today. You tell me fans, does it get any better than this?? I cant do PBP, I have to just enjoy. There are handcuffs in the ring. Kronic is dominating. Kronic throws one of them THROUGH THE CAGE! WOW! They all exit the cage, and brawl. Here comes security. Thank god they break this up, who knows what could happen!
No contest
Tables Match
Prisoner of War Match
Lance Storm vs. Awall
Lance calls out MIA for a Prisoner of War match, where the winner gets to keep an opponent prisoner. MIA is out. They are now “Made In America.” Hugh makes it a tables match with The Wall. Wall sends Lance to the floor early. Lance into the ring, Wall on the apron, Elix hits Wall with the flag, dropkick by Storm sends Wall through the table.
Winner: Storm
Storm Takes Major Guns prisoner and returns to the back.
Pamela and Sting. Sting vs. Great Muta tonight?? WOWZERS! It’s like a 1990 Clash of the Champions!
Mike Awesome vs. Rick Stiener
Rick does his favorite catchphrase: You want some??? COME GET SOME! You don’t like me? BITE ME! Awesome not wearing his new outfit for some reason. Steiner with a takedown early and goes to work. Brawling to the floor, and Awesome brings a table into the ring. Awesome whips Steiner into the STEEEEEEL railing. Awesome sets up a table in the corner. Into the ring is Rick, Mike with an Awesomebomb attempt, the Chosen One comes down and hits Awesome with a bat. Rick hits a belly to back suplex through the table.
Winner: Steiner
World Title
Booker T (c) vs. Kevin Nash
Back and forth to the floor. Steiner approaches with a bat, JJ sends him away. Russo leaves commentary and goes to yell at JJ for doing a fair job reffing. Nash into the ring, Booker T goes to work. Booker T in control until Nash hits a clothesline. Russo back at commentary. Clean count by JJ on Nash, only 2. Steiner decks Booker T from the apron, but JJ sends Steiner to the back. Nash pins Booker, no ref. Russo back to the ring, JJ pushes Russo, JJ goes back into the ring. What's going on? Jarrett seems to be turning? Russo is fuming on the commentary. Nash beating down Booker T in the corner. Russo: everything I did for this guy! Booker T rebounds in the ring with a kick. Big boot by Nash? No Booker with a kick. Axe kick! SPIN A ROONY. Booker T to the top, missile dropkick, Booker T signals for the end. I hear some crap from the director. Booker goes to hit Steiner, Nash is down, Russo slips Jarrett a guitar, and he hits Booker T! It was all a swerve! Ha Ha Russo is a genius! This is why I love wresting, with SHOCKING swerves like that! Nash lowers the straps! Booker T is out cold. Nash picks him up for the powerbomb. Nash powerbomb, pin.
Winner: Kevin Nash!
Hugh stops Booker T from leaving. Hey man, where you going, we got a war going on. Rection cant stop him, but an arriving Goldberg can!
In the crowd is Shane Douglas with SuperHotTorrie. Where have they been? Shane says Kidman knows what it means to be franchised. Shane challenges Kidman to a scaffold match. WOW THOSE MATCHES ALWAYS RULE! From behind in the crowd, Crowbar attacks Shane! Wow that makes so much sense! They are not only in the crowd, but on the balcony. Crowbar about to hit Shane with a trash lid over the side of the balcony, but he stops for a moment, allowing Shane to hit him and toss him over the balcony onto the concession stand. Daffney and the Crowbar-alike watch in horror. Shane comes down and attacks Crowbar. Shane and Torrie into the ring. He calls out anyone in the back. Wow! Goldberg comes down and spears Shane. Goldberg’s eye is bleeding. Jackhammer.
In the bathroom, Nash goes to shower and puts the belt aside. Booker T attacks Nash with the title belt!
Jeff Jarrett vs. Big Vito
Vito gets an early offense, but JJ takes control. Reverse atomic drop by Vito, and JJ rolls to the floor. Back in, Vito with some big moves like a mafia kick and arm drag. Suplex. Guillotine legdrop for 2. JJ stroke? No Vito reverses and hits a belly to back. Vito to the top, flying headbutt. Vito goes for “Big Vito Special” which is the new name for the Paisan Plant, but JJ blocks and hits the Stroke.
Winner: Jarrett
JJ goes to his guitar truck, but Awesome is hiding in there and attacks JJ
10-person elimination tag match
Filthy Animals vs. Natural Born Thrillers
PerfectShawn on the announce team. Animal’s team includes Tygress. Action all over the place, Animals in full control getting a nice face reaction. Reno and Rey, Reno gets a suplex and goes to work. Jindrack in, Rey retakes control, tag to Disco. Konnan and Chuck now. Face buster, O’Haire comes in, and decks Konnan. Juvi missile dropkick. This one has broken down. Madden talks about this better than old guys, like he said last week. Sanders in the ring, asks the ref to count everyone out. Tygress is still on the apron. So left are Sanders and Tygress. She slaps him. Low blow. Punch. Sanders in the corner, Tygress does a broncobuster. Sanders no sells and hits the 3.0 (his finisher).
Winner: Sanders
Backstage, Goldberg goes into a dressing room. Goldberg smashes Steiner off camera with a bat and walks away.
Russo sees Vito and begs his help against Goldberg. Sorry about the last few weeks. Then Vito gives Russo the Kiss of Death.
Russo comes out with Vito. Calls out Goldberg. Whatever. I mean THAT’S GREAT! Goldberg comes out. Vito stands between Russo and Goldberg. Vito has the STICKBALL BAT! Russo tells Russo to take out Goldberg, and then WHAT A SWERVE!!! Vito attacks Russo! Wow! Vito stomps and stomps. Goldberg sits back and relaxes, he cant hit Russo or he is fired. Goldberg gives Vito keys to take out the garbage.
Great Muta vs. Sting
Brawling begins in the aisle. Sting whips Muta into the STEEEEEL railing. Sting moves back to the Nitro set, Muta follows, they brawl back to the ringside area. Muta takes control and moves brawling back to the Nitro Vision. In the screen of the Vision, we see shadows ripping through the screen and its Vamp and ICP. Smoke is shot off, and then Vampiro jumps off the Nitro Vision and hits Sting with a kendo stick. Muta and Vamp beat down Sting. Whoops, Sting makes a comeback. He’s inhuman! Vampiro climbs the set, but Sting gets him, and they brawl. Vamp and Sting both climb Nitro Vision and they brawl. Here comes Muta too. ICP pulls Sting back through the screen, and all four beat down Sting. We see the silhouette of them beating sting through the Nitro Vision screen, which is a cool effect.
Goldberg has Russo in the desert, and who drives up? It’s the Hitman. He kicks Russo, blames Russo for Montreal again. Goldberg gives Bret a shovel to hit Russo, and Bret hits Goldberg. Bret says he likes ending careers.
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