News/Rumors For the Week of October 16, 2000.

We now have a old news link at the bottom of the page incase you missed any of last weeks rumors...

Big Daddy Dave®:Stiffness in the neck apparently from a botched move practicing before a match....It could also be from flexing.....

The Animal®:Took a solid chair shot to the forehead...missed friday, but should be back in action this weekend and in time for Halloween Heat...

Wild Man: His broken left hand could keep him out of action this upcoming weekend, but should be O.K. for Halloween Heat.....

Big Rig: This week we learned that Big Rig has a condition called S.A.S. Otherwise known as Sweaty Ass Syndrome... Common in overweight people, or just people with short arms that cant reach around to clean themselves....But dont worry fans...it's not contageous...it just really stinks......

KAMIKAZE:Speaking of stinky....The word on KK is that he is taking time off from MWF duty to be with his new girl....I hope in the mean time he takes a shower....The only thing crazy about this guy lately is the fact that he has had a girlfriend so long without a need for an anti-persperant. Maybe she is french...

The Convicts:Not too much is known about these new members...all we know is they spent alot of time behind bars....dont drop the soap! (That goes for being around Big Rig and Bear too!)

Lum-Bo-Jack:First match since being married, and allready a loss...He has lost alot more than just a match since August....Like...Freedom?

Sexy White Chocolate:After getting a new logo,that humorusly resembles a hershey kiss, he has been seen being chased by the Bear and Big Rig, who now believe that he is actually made of chocolate........

Burrito Bandito We now have recieved a report that Burrito Bandito is dead...Apparently over the weekend he got intoxicated at a party...then he offered his mouth as a toilet for sex...you know the story....but the next morning he was found dead....sufficating on human extract....The police have filed the case as "a Shit and Run"....Big Rig and The Bear have not been ruled out as suspects.... If you have any more rumors, send them in to CandE53189@yahoo.com

Rumors from 10-8-2000

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