Derek: Hello everyone and welcome to Damaged Dreams, presented to you by The House of Pain Wrestling Federation!

Razor: Hell yea, I’m jacked up and I’m joining Derek tonight as Warrick is out trying to get Booch Freeman to sign his contract!

Derek: Yea, big task…hopefully Warrick can get it done.

Razor: I’m sure he will.

Derek: Well, I’m being told that Tony Case, possibly the first ever World Champ here in the House of Pain has arrived, lets have a look!

~We cut backstage where Tony Case is seen entering the arena. He has a black bag draped over his arm. He finally stops in front of a door labeled “Teck Nyne”. He smiles and is about to open it when Reid confronts him~

Reid: Tony Case! President Dean wants to see you in his office, right now…

Tony Case: ….

Reid: Come on, follow me! ~Case relunctantly agrees and he follows Reid. Our camera man follows them as they walk down the long hallway and finally read Dean’s office. Both men enter as Dean is just now hanging the phone up. Dean then looks up and sees Case standing in front of him. Dean speaks~

Dean: Ah, Tony Case…welcome, please sit down.

~Case elects not to sit down and instead, just stands~

Dean: Alright then, stand if you want. Now look Tony, I’m just going to get right down to business. Over the last few weeks you’ve almost cost me a talented wrestler when you nearly blinded Blair Warner and you cost me a lot of money in damages, due to the smoke bomb you planted in Judge’s locker room. The fact is, you’ve been a thorn in my side ever since you got here. So, listen up sucka…you had better have clean matches tonight, otherwise, it’s your ass…understand?

~Case doesn’t respond, just glares at Dean~

Dean: Well, I’m not going to explain it again, so you better hope, for your sake, that you got it the first time. Now, get out of here…I’ve got business to take care of.

~Case exits Dean’s office as we cut back to the announce table~

Derek: Well, controversy already starting up…but I have to agree with Dean here, Tony Case is a no good, cheating bastard.

Razor: Yea, without his little “tricks” he wouldn’t have made it this far.

Derek: Nope, but it’s time for our first match of the evening…one of the semi final matches featuring Tina Davis taking on Xtreme…thoughts?

Razor: Tina Davis has had a nice run, but Xtreme wins tonight.

Derek: We shall see…

~ “Flora’s Secret” by Enya hits and the fans stand and some cheer as they see Tina Davis, without Joshua Curtis, make her way down to the ring area~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is a Semi-Final match in the World Title Tournament!! Introducing first, from Toronto, Canada…standing 6’3” and weighing in at 210 lbs…..Tina Davis!!!!!

~ “Not Falling” by Mudvayne begins to play and the fans start to boo as they see Xtreme slowly make his way towards the ring~

Satchell: And her opponent, from Tyendinaga, Ontario, Canada, standing 6’7” and weighing in at 295 lbs…..Xtreme!!!!!

~The bell rings as Xtreme and Davis quickly lock up in the ring, getting Damaged Dreams off to a fast start. Davis comes out on top, with a side head lock, applying pressure to the head and neck area of Xtreme. However, Xtreme uses his size and strength advantage to lift Davis up and drop her straight back on the back of her head and neck~

Derek: Wow! Fast start here to this one, this is going to be one hell of a show!

Razor: Yea Derek, I agree one hundred percent…and this match looks to be a great one too!

Derek: Yup, as Xtreme has an early advantage!

~Xtreme now turns around and sees Davis, on all fours, holding the back of her neck. Xtreme then applies a kick to the back of her neck, as the crowd boos him. He does it again and Davis falls fact flat to the mat and doesn’t move. Xtreme now lifts her up to her feet, scoops her up quickly, and slams her down to the ground. He now stands over her, looking down at her with a smirk on his face~

Derek: This just isn’t fair! He is beating up on a defenseless woman!

Razor: Well, she asked to be put in this tournament…anything that happens to her, in my opinion, is fair game.

Derek: Well, I still disagree, show some compassion for goodness sakes

~Xtreme now grabs Davis by her hair and yanks her to her feet. He picks her up, in a bear hug, and slowly walks her over to a corner. He then slams her, back first, into the corner as she slowly crumbles to the mat, sitting up, only because her back is resting against the bottom turnbuckle. Xtreme now takes a few steps back and points at Davis, who is not moving. He laughs and the crowd boos him even louder. Xtreme then charges in, for a baseball slide. Davis somehow is able to move out of the way and Xtreme slides right into the pole, splitting his legs apart, giving him a crotch shot that sends him in serious pain~

Derek: Alright Tina! That is what Xtreme gets for being so damn cocky.

Razor: I’d have to agree with you once again, Derek, he took too long in setting up for that baseball slide.

Derek: Yup, and a mistake like that, could cost him the match.

Razor: Easily…

~Davis, who is on the outside, as a result of rolling out of the way, walks over to the ring post, as Xtreme’s legs are still wrapped around it. She then grabs one of them and swiftly slams it, knee first, into the ring post. Xtreme grabs his knee in pain. Davis now grabs both of Xtreme’s legs and locks in a figure four, which is wrapped around the ring post! Xtreme grabs his knee and yells out in pain as the ref comes by and administers the mandatory five count, before forcing Davis to release the hold. She does, but the damage appears to have already be done~

Derek: First Seth Frizz and now Xtreme? The Old School Connection is single handedly trying to injure every wrestler on the roster!

Razor: Yea, they are brutal…but they do what it takes to win, have to admire that.

Derek: Well, if that’s all you ever think about…

Razor: It is…

~Davis now slides back into the ring as Xtreme slowly is able to pull himself into the middle of the ring, still holding his knee in pain. Davis then kicks Xtreme in the knee and Xtreme holds his knee in pain. Davis then bends over to grab Xtreme’s leg, but he grabs her and rolls her up in a small package! The ref makes the count~

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Kick Out!!

Derek: Wow! Xtreme nearly pulled it off with a small package!

Razor: Huh? Xtreme has a small package?

Derek: I dunno, I thought you’d know that

Razor: Hey!

~After kicking out, Davis gets to her feet quickly, as does Xtreme. She charges at Xtreme, but he lifts her up, over his head in a gorilla press position. He begins to press her up and down before dropping her, stomach first, across his knee. Davis begins to roll around the ring, holding her stomach in pain as Xtreme stands in the middle of the ring, looking quite proud of himself~

Derek: Owww!! Man, that has to be it…no way Tina Davis can bounce back from that!

Razor: I agree Derek, man that was brutal…

Derek: Definitely, looks like Tina Davis’ run is over!

~Xtreme now pulls Davis to her feet and whips her into a corner, she hits hard and he charges in and nails her with a big splash, nearly crushing her body. He then takes a step out of the corner and lifts Davis up to the top turnbuckle. Davis is sitting up there as Xtreme goes to grab her. But she responds with a thumb into Xtreme’s eyes!! Xtreme is stunned as Davis takes the opportunity to grab his head, hook it under her arm, leap off and drop him with a tornado DDT!! She lands on top of him and the ref makes the count~

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2!

Kick Out!!

Derek: Xtreme kicked out!! What a DDT and he kicked out!!

Razor: Damn!! I wasn’t expecting that…

Derek: Me neither, damn this Tina Davis…she just gets back in it when you think she’s done!

Razor: I know!

~Davis gets to her feet, slowly, and Xtreme is on one knee, still recovering from the Tornado DDT. Davis then goes after Xtreme with a swinging clothesline, but Xtreme ducks and hooks Davis for a swinging neck breaker. He begins to swing Davis, but she is able to block it, kick Xtreme in the gut and drop him with a DDT! Xtreme is now laid out in the middle of the ring~

Derek: Another DDT! Xtreme’s brains have to be scrambled!

Razor: Yea, man Tina Davis is inches away from winning this match.

Derek: Yea, pulling off another shocker!

~Davis now gets to her feet and stands above Xtreme. She then runs towards the ropes, bounces off, runs off the other set of ropes, bounces off, comes to Xtreme and delivers the Last Rights!!! Davis this goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~

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3!!!!

~The bell rings as the ref raises the hand of Tina Davis~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and the first participant in the World Title Tournament Final Match….TINA DAVIS!!!!!

~Davis is celebrating as Curtis comes down to the ring to celebrate with her. They are both in the ring when “Only The Strong Survives” By Flaw begins to play.. the crowd boos loudly as Seth Frizz makes his way to the ring, sporting a crutch.. Tina and Joshua look at him with a very upset look in their face.. Seth throws his hands up as if to say he comes in peace.. He gets inside the ring, asks for a mic and then speaks…~

Seth Frizz: Look, I know you guys hate me right now.. but I told you earlier in the week that I would get to the bottom of this frame up.. and I am happy to announce that I have found out who exactly attacked you Joshua.. If you look at the big screen, we will get our answer..

~Tina and Joshua turn towards the big screen and so does Seth.. The screen comes on and we see Curtis going inside the locker room.. We then hear a loud cracking sound followed by a thud.. We then see a figure come out from the locker room.. This is the same footage from before.. except that this time.. we clearly see who the attacker was… SETH FRIZZ!! The crowd boos and as Curtis and Tina turns toward Seth, he breaks the crutch over Joshua Curtis again!! Tina Davis quickly slaps the hell out of Seth Frizz, sending him stumbling to the corner.. Tina Davis charges at him but Frizz explodes out of the corner and runs her over with a clothesline! Seth Frizz quickly flips her over and then applies the Frizzlock (Crippler Crossface) to Tina Davis!! The crowd continues to boo loudly and some refs rush out to try to take Frizz off of Tina.. Joshua starts to come around and Seth breaks the hold on Tina and then applies to Joshua Curtis before he can get up! The refs get in and try to get Seth off of Curtis while others check on Tina Davis. The finally get Frizz off of Curtis and force him out of the ring as we go back to the announce table~

Derek: It was Seth Frizz all along! He fooled the Old School Connection!

Razor: Man, that’s going to really give Tina Davis a disadvantage, come main event time…as if she wasn’t at one already.

Derek: Yup…well, it looks like they’ve got the ring cleared out…hopefully both Curtis and Davis are okay, seeing as they both have tough matches later on, but it’s time for our second Semi Final match with Tony Case taking on Teck Nyne...thoughts?

Razor: Well, without any of his weapons…I’m going to say Case falls here to Teck Nyne.

Derek: Interesting pick….

~ “Lose Yourself” by Eminem begins playing and the fans stand and begin to cheer as they see Teck Nyne make his way down to the ring area~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is the second and final Semi Final match in the World Title Tournament!!! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, standing 6’0” tall and weighing in at 200 lbs…..Teck Nyne!!!!!

~ “Bullets” by Creed hits as the fans start to boo loudly when they see Tony Case slowly make his way to the ring~

Satchell: And his opponent, from Denver Colorado, standing 6’7” and weighing in at 282 lbs…. “The Sniper” Tony Case!!!!!

~The bell rings as Case is on the outside of the ring. The ref is out there and is checking his boots and tights to make sure there isn’t any concealed weapons or substances that might affect the outcome of the match. The ref finds that Case is clean except for his black bag…he takes it away from him and walks over to the timekeeper to stash it there. Case is staring the ref down and arguing with him. He is suddenly nailed with a plancha from Nyne who was tired of waiting. The plancha takes Case down, hard on the outside as Nyne lands on top of him. Nyne then begins to nail Case with repeated stiff right hands as the crowd goes wild~

Derek: Teck Nyne was tired of waiting!

Razor: Damn straight, can you blame him? All week of trash talking…the time has finally come…nobody would want to just sit there and wait…way to go Teck!

Derek: Yea, I hear you on that one

~Nyne now pulls Case to his feet and gives him a few stiff forearm uppercuts, causing Case to stagger back. Nyne then whips him towards the ring post, Case reverses it though, and Nyne runs head first into the post, knocking him down and presumably out~

Derek: Ouch!! Teck Nyne didn’t see that reversal coming!

Razor: Yup, out of nowhere…just what you would expect from a Sniper

Derek: I’m afraid so…those sneaky tactics!

~The fans are all over Case as he methodically makes his way over to Nyne. He pulls Nyne to his feet and drops him right back down with a short arm clothesline. Nyne is now laying on the ground, wedged up against the ring as Case begins to kick away at Nyne’s defenseless body. The ref has finally seen enough, as he goes to the outside and forces Case to get away from Nyne~

Derek: Thank you! Finally, the ref does his job!

Razor: Well, with Deano watching this one closely, you know the ref isn’t going to let anything slip past him.

Derek: Definitely, his job is on the line in there.

~Case rolls his eyes and pushes the ref out of the way. He lifts Nyne up and rolls him into the ring. Case gets on the ring apron as the ref slides in the ring as well. Nyne is now stumbling around in the ring. Case quickly climbs to the top rope, leaps off, and nails Nyne with a double axe handle that lands right between his eyes! Nyne crumble to the mat as Case goes for a pin~

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Kick Out!!

Derek: Too early to take Teck Nyne out…even if he appears to be dazed and confused…man, too bad Warrick isn’t here for a Warrick reference to that one.

Razor: Thanks a lot Derek!

Derek: Oh, you’re cool too, I’m just saying…

~Case gets to his feet and he pulls Nyne to his. He whips Nyne into the ropes and Nyne bounces off. Case puts his head down, but Nyne stops. He hooks Case’s head and then delivers a swinging neck breaker!!~

Derek: Swinging neck breaker from Teck Nyne! He’s getting back into this one!

Razor: Sure is, Case put his head down…very rookie like mistake

Derek: Yea, not a good idea

~Nyne now gets to his feet, as does Case, who is holding his neck in pain. Nyne then charges at Case and takes him down with a flying forearm! The crowd starts to get behind Nyne as he has a full head of steam going. Case slowly gets back up from the forearm as Nyne charges at him again and this time spears him to the mat! Nyne follows the spear up by punching away at the head of Case~

Derek: Teck Nyne is straight going off on Tony Case!!

Razor: Tell me about it, those are some vicious right hands there!

Derek: Sure are!

~The ref finally forces Nyne off of Case as Nyne backs up, waiting for Case to get to his feet. Case does and Nyne charges at him again, but this time, Case drills him with a big boot, right to the face, taking Nyne down swiftly~

Derek: Damn!! That nearly decapitated poor Teck Nyne!

Razor: Yea, I don’t know if Nyne can come back from something like that, man it was vicious.

Derek: Sure was…

~Case now bends over and pulls Nyne to his feet. He then scoops him up and over his shoulder. He then turns him upside down and drops his shoulder across his knee, with a nicely executed shoulder breaker. He holds onto Nyne though and stands back up. He then charges towards the middle of the ring, with Nyne still over his shoulder, and then drops Nyne with a running powerslam! Nyne is laid out in the middle of the ring as the fans boo Case~

Derek: Ouch, that is one hell of a combination, Teck Nyne’s World title hopes are fading…fast

Razor: Yea, The Sniper just about has this one locked up.

Derek: I would say so

~Case now goes to the top rope and looks down, as Nyne hasn’t moved. He then leaps off for a flying elbow. However, Nyne rolls out of the way and Case’s elbow lands hard on the mat and he grabs onto it in pain as the fans cheer loudly~

Derek: Teck Nyne was playing possum!!

Razor: Sure was, Tony Case didn’t suspect it at all…impressive acting job!

Derek: Uh huh, Go Teck Nyne!

~Case now gets to his feet, as does Nyne. Case is holding onto his elbow and is immediately met with a drop kick from Nyne, which takes him down. Case gets back up though, showing some resiliency. Nyne then charges at Case and Case grabs him, looking to deliver a powerbomb. Nyne reverses it though and instead, drops Case with a huricanrana!! Nyne holds onto it for the pin and the ref makes the count~

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2!

Kick Out!!!

Derek: Whoa!!! Teck Nyne almost pulled it off right there!

Razor: Yea, that was like half a second away from a win and a trip to the World Title match.

Derek: So close…but not quite close enough

~Nyne can’t believe it, he thought he had it. Case meanwhile, is dazed as he gets to his feet. Nyne notices this and goes right after Case. He grabs a hold of him and whips him into a corner. Case hits hard and Nyne charges in, nailing him with a big splash. Nyne then goes to whip Case across the ring again, but this time the ref is in the way. Case runs right into the ref, knocking him down and out. The collision stops Case in his tracks and he turns around to face Nyne. Right as he turns around, he is met with a vicious superkick, that takes him down quickly. Nyne then covers him, but there is no ref to make the count~

Derek: What?! Ref, get up! This match should be over!!!

Razor: It sure should…Teck Nyne would get a damn thirty count right now!

Derek: Man, Dean can’t be liking this!

~Nyne gets up, looking extremely pissed. He walks over to the ref and begins to try and revive him. Meanwhile, Case is beginning to move around and ends up rolling out of the ring. We focus on Case as he bends down and looks underneath the ring. He then emerges with a taser gun in his hand! The crowd boos loudly as they see this~

Derek: WHAT?! How the hell did he get that down here?

Razor: He must have hid it here or something…turn around Teck Nyne!!!

Derek: No, don’t win this way…not this way!!

~Case gets in the ring as Nyne’s back is to him, reviving the ref. Case then quickly jams the taser into the kidney of Nyne, shocking the hell out of him. Nyne falls to the mat and is out of it. Case then, nonchalantly, tosses the taser out of the ring and goes for the pin. The ref, who is now revived, thanks to Nyne, makes the count~

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3!!!!

~Tony Case gets to his feet and has his hand raises as the fans start to boo very loudly~

Satchell: Here is your winner…and….

~Satchell is suddenly cut off as “Vodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix hits with Dean emerging at the top of the ramp with the crowd going crazy. Dean has a mic in hand and he begins to speak~

Dean: What the hell did I tell you Case?! What in the f*cking hell did I tell you?! No cheating! Now, I don’t know how you got that damn taser near the ring…but somebody is going to loser their job because of it. Oh, and as for you Case…this match isn’t over…it’s being restarted…ring the bell!

~The bell sounds as Case is staring up the ramp at Dean, still in the ring, pointing at him, yelling at him. Nyne however, has recovered and is standing behind Case. He then quickly rolls him up and the ref makes the count~

1!

2!

3!!!!

~The crowd explodes as Nyne jumps to his feet and has his hand raised by the ref. He looks down at Dean, who is clapping and turns around, heading back through the curtain~

Satchell: Ahem…now, here is your winner…and the second and final participant in the World Title Tournament Final….TECK NYNE!!!!!

~We watch Nyne celebrate as Case is still in the ring. Case then grabs Nyne and tosses him over the top rope with the fans booing loudly. Case then turns to the ref, who tries to run off. Case grabs him by the collar though and pulls him back into the middle of the ring. Case then hooks him and drops him with a spike piledriver, laying the ref out. Case then rolls out of the ring to a chorus of boos, grabs his mysterious black bag and walks up the ramp~

Derek: And the main event is intact! Teck Nyne will take on Tina Davis…should be an interesting match, to say the least!

Razor: Yea man, who would’ve thought it when the brackets were released?

Derek: Not me, that’s for sure…

~We suddenly cut backstage where Poizon Ivy is getting ready for the Battle Royal when a HOP official approaches her with a bouquet of roses. She smiles at the nice gesture, the official gives her a card.. She reads it.. ~

Poizon Ivy: “Good luck tonight sweet heart, I’ll be waiting at the parking lot to give you a good luck kiss…” Who in the hell send me this? I better go find out..

~Poizon Ivy leaves the roses on her locker room and then heads for the parking lot.. There she sees a white stretch limo.. she approaches the passenger side when someone from behind asks… ~

“Did you like the roses?”

~Poizon Ivy turns around only to get decked right on her forehead with a right hand from Seth Frizz! Poizon Ivy drops to the ground and Seth Frizz grabs her by her hair, picks her up and then slams her against the Limo! As she drops to the ground, Frizz begins to kick her violently.. He then grabs her by he hair again and picks her right back up, he then hooks her between his legs, lifts her and delivers a devastating Piledriver onto the ground! Seth looks down at Poizon Ivy with a sadistic smile, he then kneels down in front of her and speaks.. ~

Seth Frizz: You know Ivy.. you said that my words towards you and towards Tina Davis were so bad that it was almost as if I was spitting on the women of wrestling? No Ivy.. THIS is spitting on the women of wrestling…

~Seth than spits right on Ivy’s face before standing up and walking away, with the crowd inside of the arena booing loudly, as we cut back to the announce table~

Derek: Seth Frizz is not endearing himself to the women here in House of Pain Wrestling.

Razor: Certainly not…these women are going to be all over him…and not in a good way.

Derek: Nope…definitely not…well, it’s Hardcore Title time…predictions?

Razor: Commando all the way, this guy is a future star!

~ “Love, Fury, Passion, Energy” by Boys hits Car begins playing and the fans stand and cheer when they see Marcus Gratton make his way down to the ring area~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a Triple Threat match, scheduled for one fall and it is for the House of Pain Hardcore Title!! Introducing first, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 246 lbs….Marcus Gratton!!!!!

~ “Still Waiting” by Sum 41 hits and the fans cheer when they see Dean’s bodyguard, Tommy Crimson, make his way to the ring~

Satchell: Introducing next, coming down the aisle, from Detroit, Michigan, standing 6’5” and weighing in at 326 lbs…..Tommy Crimson!!!!!

~Crimson gets in the ring and just as he does “It’s All About The Money” begins playing and the fans stand and watch while Commando makes his way to the ring~

~And introducing last, but certainly not least, from Fort Morris U.S. Military Base, North Carolina, standing 6’8” and weighing in at 269 lbs….Commando!!!!!

~The bell rings as all three men look each other over…neither one sure who is going to make the first move. Finally, Crimson decides to get this thing going as he walks over to Gratton and begins to whisper something to him. They both nod and look over at Commando. They charge at Commando for a double clothesline, but Commando ducks. Commando then turns around, but Gratton and Crimson nail him with a double superkick! Commando is flattened by it as Gratton goes to high five Crimson. As he does, Crimson drills him with a clothesline, laying him out, leaving Crimson the only man standing, at the moment~

Derek: Tommy Crimson fooled both of them…man, smart veteran move!

Razor: Sure was, Marcus Gratton never saw that coming…

Derek: Nope, not at all

~Crimson now pulls Gratton up and hurls him over the top rope and to the outside. Crimson then goes out there after him. Crimson sees Gratton, laying on the floor and lifts him up. He then rams him head first into the guard rail. Gratton hits hard and holds his head in pain. Crimson picks him up again and this time whips him towards the steps, Gratton runs into the steps hard as they break apart~

Derek: Crimson is in complete control of Marcus Gratton right now…

Razor: Shit man, he’s in complete control of the match, Tommy Crimson is looking good…so far

Derek: Good point

~Crimson walks over to the steps and picks up the top part, which broke lose. He then lifts it over his head and looks down at Gratton. He is about to slam it into Gratton when Commando sneaks up behind Crimson and grabs it out of his hands. Crimson turns around and is nailed in the head with the steps, taking him down hard~

Derek: Nice move by Commando!!

Razor: Yea, this is why Triple Threats are so dangerous…you can never turn your back on any one of your opponents.

Derek: Nope, you can’t…

~Commando now pulls Crimson to his feet and he hurls him over the security railing and into the crowd. Crimson lands on the concrete floor hard as Commando leaps over the railing and joins him in the fans. He pulls Crimson up and punches him, we can see some blood beginning to trickle down Crimson’s face from the shot he took earlier. Commando focuses on that, punching the gash over and over again, causing more and more blood to begin to flow. Commando then kicks Crimson in the gut, Crimson bends over in pain. He hooks Crimson, lifts him up and drops him with a piledriver on the concrete floor!!! Commando then goes for a pin~

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Kick Out!!!

Derek: Tommy Crimson kicked out!!

Razor: Yes…and remember, in Hardcore matches…falls do count anywhere…

Derek: Oh, most definitely!

~Commando gets to his feet and starts to kick away at the body of Crimson, who is now in some serious pain. Commando then lifts Crimson back up and walks him towards the guard railing once again. Commando then climbs over the guard rail and is on the other side. He then hooks Crimson for a suplex, lifts him up and suplexes him over the guard rail and back to ringside. Crimson lands hard and holds his lower back in pain~

Derek: Great suplex by Commando, he is really staying right on top of Tommy Crimson!

Razor: Sure is, Commando is one of the most impressive rookies in the House of Pain

Derek: Oh, without a doubt!

~Commando looks down at Crimson, who is really hurt. He then bends over to grab him when he is suddenly kicked from behind by Gratton! Commando turns around and sees Gratton standing behind him. He reaches for Gratton, but Gratton grabs his arm and delivers an arm drag that sends Commando flying to the outside floor. Gratton then stays on top of Commando, pulling him back to his feet. He drags Commando the ring apron and slams him, head first, into the apron. Commando grabs his head in pain as he staggers around. Gratton then quickly runs to the time keeper and takes his chair away. He then carries it over to Commando and is now standing behind Commando. As Commando turns around, Gratton cracks him over the head with the chair, resulting in a huge dent in the chair. Gratton then goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~

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2!

Kick Out!!!

Derek: Commando kicked out!! Man, I didn’t think he’d ever get up from a chair shot like that!

Razor: Me neither…neither Commando nor Crimson want to give up in this one.

Derek: Nope, we’ll have to see what it takes to win this match!

~Gratton can’t believe he didn’t get the three count and he simply hurls the chair in the air as it lands in the ring. Gratton then pulls Commando back to his feet and tosses him into the ring. Gratton is now on the apron, about to get into the ring when we see Crimson! He is bloody, but appears to be aware of what he is doing. He quickly grabs the legs of Gratton and gets underneath him. He then yanks him off the apron and drops him with a powerbomb to the outside. The impact makes a huge thud as Gratton does not move. Crimson then goes for the pin~

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Kick Out!!!!!

Derek: Marcus Gratton kicked out!! Now, all three men have kicked out of vicious maneuvers!

Razor: I know…what is going to give…who is going to give in?

Derek: Neither man, as it appears right now!

~Crimson can’t believe it as he pulls Gratton to his feet and whips him into the ring. Crimson then gets in behind Gratton and pulls Gratton to his feet. He then whips Gratton into the ropes and Gratton bounces off. Meanwhile, behind Crimson is Commando, with that warped chair Gratton had used on his earlier. He is poised to nail Crimson. As Gratton runs towards Crimson, he goes for a clothesline, but Gratton ducks. As he ducks, Commando takes a home run type swing with the chair, going after Crimson, but instead, he nails Gratton! Gratton lands on the mat hard and is immediately busted wide open~

Derek: Ouch!! Man, Marcus Gratton has to be dead after that one!

Razor: Well, he’ll stay down for the three count…at the very least, that’s for sure.

Derek: Yea…I’d agree with you on that one

~Crimson turns around, after hearing the chair shot and sees Commando staring down at Gratton, holding the chair, covered in Gratton’s blood. Crimson then charges at Commando and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside. Commando remains holding onto the chair and as he falls to the outside, his head lands onto the chair, knocking himself out. Crimson now goes outside and begins to search underneath the ring~

Derek: He should’ve let go of that chair…now he’s knocked himself out!!

Razor: Yup, not the best strategy there by Commando.

Derek: Nope, not at all.

~Crimson now pulls out a table from underneath the ring!! He sets it up on the outside and then goes after Commando. Crimson sets Commando on top of the table and then climbs to the top rope. He looks down at Commando and then leaps off with a frog splash. He lands right on Commando, driving him through the table. The crowd goes crazy~

Derek: Crimson just put his body on the line to drive Commando through a table, unbelievable!!

Razor: Man, how bad does he want this Hardcore Title?

Derek: Pretty damn bad!

~Crimson slowly gets to his feet, holding his midsection in pain. He pulls Commando to his feet and tosses him back into the ring. Crimson then gets in the ring and sees Gratton, who is slowly trying to get to his feet. Crimson helps Gratton to his feet, kicks him in the gut and hooks him for and drops him with the Memory Lapse!! Crimson then drags the body of Gratton on top of Commando, pins both men and the ref makes the count~

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2!

3!!!!

~The bell rings and the ref hands the Hardcore Title to Crimson~

Satchell: Here is your winner….AND NEW HOUSE OF PAIN HARDCORE CHAMPION….TOMMY CRIMSON!!!!!

Derek: Tommy Crimson did it!! He’s the Hardcore champ, way to go Crimson!

Razor: Yea, great way to bounce back from that embarrassing loss to Poizon ivy.

Derek: Sure is…now he’s the Hardcore champ…however, tough loss for Commando…disappointing showing by him and Marcus Gratton.

Razor: Yea, I was expecting more out of these two…now, I just don’t know about them.

Derek: Yea, same here…

~Our cameras cut away to a nice room where we see Warrick Hill sitting at a table with a big, long House of Pain contract. He is sitting patiently awaiting the arrival of Booch Freeman. Suddenly a door opens and it is some man dressed in a three piece suit~

Man: Uhm, Mr. Hill…Booch will be here shortly, he’s being delayed in traffic, but don’t worry, he is on his way.

~Warrick just nods as we cut back to the announce table~

Derek: Well, the signing of Booch Freeman is upon us…

Razor: Yea, Booch is a man who is highly underrated and will no doubt make a big impact here in House of Pain.

Derek: Oh yea, without a doubt…so, do you like oceans?

Razor: Yea, they are cool…why?

Derek: Because, the Oceanic Title match is up next!

~ “Frostalicious” by G-Stylez begins to play as the fans cheer when they see The Frost make his way to the ring~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a triple threat, scheduled for one fall and it is for the House of Pain Oceanic Title! Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, standing 6’7” and weighing in at 267 lbs….The Frost!!!!!

~ “Click, Click, Boom” by Saliva hits and the fans cheer as they see Alec BeGrod make his way to the ring~

Satchell: Introducing next, from Coral Springs, Florida, standing 6’8” and weighing in at 278 lbs…. “The Machine” Alec BeGrod!!!!!

~ “Carl Fate’s theme” hits as the fans stand and watch Fate make his way down to the ring area~

Satchell: And introducing the third participant, from Orlando, Florida, standing 6’0” tall and weighing in at 160 lbs…..Carl Fate!!!!!

~The bell rings as Fate quickly charges at BeGrod, wanting revenge for being beaten by BeGrod a few weeks ago. BeGrod sees this, lowers his head and lifts Fate over the top rope and to the floor with a back body drop. Fate lands hard and doesn’t move. BeGrod looks down at him for a moment, until he is attacked from behind by Frost. Frost turns BeGrod around and picks him up, slamming him to the mat~

Derek: Well, Alec BeGrod quickly disposed of Carl Fate, but now is being taken care of by The Frost!

Razor: Yea, well you know The Frost is the overwhelming favorite in this one…should see if it pans out that way.

Derek: Yup

~Frost starts to stomp on BeGrod, before pulling him back to his feet. He gets BeGrod to his feet and whips him into the ropes, BeGrod bounces off and Frost drops him with an elbow right below the chin. BeGrod drops to the mat hard as Frost goes for a pin~

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2!

Kick Out!

Derek: Nope, needs to inflict some more punishment

Razor: Yea, Alec BeGrod is no easy obstacle to overcome

Derek: Yup, and I can speak on experience

~Frost gets to his feet and he pulls BeGrod to his. He whips BeGrod into a corner and BeGrod hits hard. Frost charges in, but is met by BeGrod’s elbow. Frost staggers back as BeGrod charges at him. Frost catches him, though, and delivers a belly to belly suplex, sending BeGrod flying into the middle of the ring~

Derek: Great suplex by The Frost! He’s now starting to soften up Alec BeGrod!

Razor: Yup, it looks to be almost over now…wow, could this be the quickest match of the evening?

Derek: Possibly!

~Frost is about to finish BeGrod when Fate gets back in the ring. He nails Frost, from behind, with a flying forearm. Frost stumbles forward as Fate quickly climbs to the top. Frost turns around, facing Fate and Fate leaps off with a huricanrana attempt. However, Frost catches him and drops him with a jacknife powerbomb in the middle of the ring, laying him out~

Derek: Well, so much for Carl Fate shifting the momentum…The Frost looks like an unstoppable monster tonight!

Razor: Yes, definitely a man on a mission, he wants that Oceanic Title!

Derek: Looks that way

~Frost then pulls Fate to his feet and lifts him up in a Gorilla Press position. He walks over to the ropes and launches Fate over the top rope and Fate hits the floor hard. Frost smiles and turns around, as he does, he is met by a big boot from BeGrod! Frost falls to the mat hard as BeGrod goes for a pin~

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2!

Kick Out!!

Derek: The Frost kicked out, that big boot came out of nowhere!

Razor: I know, Frost is lucky to have kicked out of that one!

Derek: Definitely, but can BeGrod keep it going?

Razor: We’ll have to see!

~BeGrod pulls Frost to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Frost bounces off and BeGrod goes for a clothesline, Frost, however, grabs onto his arm, takes him down and locks in Frosty’s Revenge!!! He begins to apply the pressure on BeGrod as they are in the middle of the ring. BeGrod screams out in pain~

Derek: Frosty’s Revenge!! Can Alec BeGrod survive it?

Razor: He has got to get to the ropes, otherwise, this one is over…I’m afraid

Derek: I agree, this hold is just too painful!

~BeGrod is slowly making it to the ropes and is about to grab onto it, when Frost releases the hold. He gets up and drops a few elbows across the back of BeGrod, keeping him down. Frost then drags him back into the center of the ring and once again locks in Frosty’s Revenge! BeGrod screams out in more pain, but this time, way too far away from any ropes. BeGrod finally taps out as the bell rings and the ref hands Frost his new Oceanic Title~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner…..AND NEW HOUSE OF PAIN OCEANIC CHAMPION….THE FROST!!!!!

Derek: The Frost is the Oceanic Champion!

Razor: Man, is this guy good or what?

Derek: Sure is, watch out House of Pain, The Frost came to play!

Razor: Sure did…

~We cut to a local bar a few miles from the arena and we see Scott Syren!! He is standing out front wearing a big black leather jacket. He is smiling and looks over at what appears to be an army of motorcycles. Syren then looks into the camera and speaks~

Scott Syren: Oh yea, this is going to be Just….F*cking…Cool!

~The crowd goes crazy as Syren enters the bar and we cut back to the announce table~

Derek: Syren is in the area…what does he have planned!!

Razor: I don’t know, but I guarantee you it will be something very…odd

Derek: Definitely…just be on your look out.

Razor: Uh huh…so, what’s up next Derek?

Derek: Tag Team action…Death Rebels to win this one?

Razor: Yea…I couldn’t even tell you the other two teams…

~ “Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits and the fans stand and watch as Death and Flame make their way down to the ring area~

Satchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a Triple Threat Tag Team match, scheduled for one fall and it is for the House of Pain Tag Team Titles!! Introducing first at a combined weight of 509 lbs….Death and Flame…The Outsiders!!!!!

~ “Cold” by Static X hits and the fans watch as Arc Angel and Seth make their way down to the ring area~

Satchell: Introducing next, at a total combined weight of 520 lbs….Seth and Arc Angel….The Gate-Keepers!!!!!

~ “Meaning of Life” by Disturbed hits and the fans slightly boo when they see Pitbull and Reaver make their way to the ring~

Satchell: And the third and final team, at a combined weight of 530 lbs….Pitbull and Reaver….The Death Rebels!!!!!

~The bell rings as Seth and Death start the match off with both members of the Death Rebels standing on the apron. Death and Seth lock up with Seth getting in a knee to Death’s gut, causing the big man to bend over in pain. Seth then punches him a few times to the side of the head, causing him to stagger from side to side. Seth then runs into the ropes, bounces off and delivers a knee to the side of Death’s head, causing the big man to fall over~

Derek: Seth in control here early on, Death just looks too slow right now.

Razor: Yea, he is big…but big isn’t everything.

Derek: Most definitely isn’t.

~Seth now begins to kick the body of Death as he remains on the ground, after awhile he then turns to his partner, Arc Angel and tags him in. Together, they pull Death up, hook him and deliver a double teaming suplex on Death. The ref forces Seth out as Angel starts to go to work~

Derek: Nice double team by The Gate-Keepers…they are looking sharp.

Razor: Yea, The Outsiders are looking pretty weak right now

Derek: Sure are…

~Angel pulls Death to his feet and whips him into a corner. Death hits hard and Angel charges in, nailing him with a big splash. Angel then goes to whip Death out of the corner, but Death reverses it, pulls Angel up across his shoulders and quickly drops him with a Samoan Drop! Death then looks up and sees Reaver’s hand near him, he reaches up and slaps it, tagging Reaver into the match~

Derek: Nice move there by Death…and now he’s tagged in the first member of Death Rebels…I wonder if Reaver will take control?

Razor: Well, I’ve heard great things about the Death Rebels, so I wouldn’t be surprised!

Derek: Same here

~Reaver gets into the ring and immediately goes off on Angel. He pulls Angel to his feet and begins to pummel him with lefts and rights. He then whips Angel into the ropes, Angel bounces off and Reaver nails him with dropkick right underneath the chin. Reaver gets back up and pulls Angel to his feet. He then lifts Angel up, over his head in a gorilla press position and then dumps Angel onto the mat, with Angel landing hard~

Derek: Reaver is really giving it to Arc Angel right now…it’s not pretty!

Razor: Nope, Death Rebels are looking good!

Derek: They certainly are!

~Reaver now pulls Angel back to his feet and whips him into a corner. It is his tag corner with Pitbull standing near the corner. After Angel hits hard, Reaver distracts the ref as Pitbull begins to choke Angel with the tag rope. Seth sees this and he quickly gets down from the apron and runs over there. He grabs Pitbull’s foot and yanks him off the apron. Pitbull then turns around and begins to exchange punches with Seth~

Derek: Uh oh, mayhem is beginning to break out on the outside, the ref had better get this thing under control!

Razor: Yup, it might get ugly!

Derek: Looks like it is heading in that direction!

~Reaver stays right on top of Angel as Seth and Pitbull continue to duke it out outside of the ring. Reaver grabs Angel and goes to lock up with him, when Angel jams a thumb into Reaver’s eyes. Reaver staggers back as Angel quickly lunges and tags in Flame! Flame gets into the ring and charges at Reaver. He nails Reaver with a huge running lariat. Flame is on fire! Reaver gets back to his feet as Flame grabs him around the waist, lifts him up and drops him with a gut wrench suplex! Flame then goes for a pin~

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Kick Out!!!

Derek: Reaver kicked out!

Razor: Yea, he needs to withstand this little run by Flame…

Derek: Yup, sooner or later it will…extinguish...hehe

Razor: Hehehe

~Back on the outside, Pitbull and Seth are still fighing when Angel jumps in to help Seth out. He is standing on the apron and he leaps off at Pitbull, but Pitbull moves and Angel lands on Seth, taking him down with a flying clothesline. Angel gets up, upset over what he’s done and is immediately run over by a running lariat from Pitbull. Pitbull then pulls both men back to their feet and rams their heads together with a double headbutt, taking both men down~

Derek: Pitbull has single handedly taken care of both members of the Gate-Keepers!!

Razor: Sure has…looks like it’s just down between the Rebels and the Outsiders!

Derek: Yup, I’d have to agree with you on that one as well!

~Pitbull gets back on the apron as he sees Reaver being pummeled on by Flame. Pitbull then gets into the ring as Death gets in the ring as well, to stop him. Death runs at Pitbull, but Pitbull kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DDT to the mat. Pitbull then pulls Death back to his feet and tosses him over the top rope, just leaving him and Reaver in the ring with Flame~

Derek: The ref has to do something about this…the Death Rebels are breaking the rules!

Razor: Yea, come on ref, do something!

Derek: He’d better hurry!

~Pitbull now grabs Flame from behind, who had Reaver trapped in a corner. He hooks the head of Flame and drops him with a Reverse DDT! This leaves Flame laid out in the middle of the ring. The ref then grabs Pitbull and orders him back into his corner. Pitbull reluctantly agrees and goes back to his corner with Reaver, slumped in the corner, trying to get to his feet to tag Pitbull~

Derek: If he gets Pitbull, this match will be over!

Razor: Yea, but can he make the tag?

Derek: Let’s see!

~Reaver reaches over and is able to make the tag! Pitbull gets in and pulls Flame to his feet. Together, he and Reaver whip him into the ropes and Reaver catches him for a spinebuster. Pitbull then grabs Flame’s head and as Reaver drops him with a spinebuster, Pitbull connects with a reverse diamond cutter! The move they call Death’s Rebellion! Pitbull goes for the pin and the ref makes the count~

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3!!!!

~The bell rings and the ref raises the hands of Pitbull and Reaver~

Satchell: Here are your winners….AND NEW HOUSE OF PAIN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….DEATH REBELS!!!!!

~The Death Rebels take their titles and head backstage, leaving the ring empty. We follow them backstage as you hear that familiar voice that accompanies the Death rebels everywhere they go. It speaks, “The Death rebels have just captured gold dominating the Tag team division of HOP, they utterly destroyed their competition, in fact it was almost as if the other two tag teams weren’t even there. The way our hero’s totally decimated every shred of pride those four may have even had. Well here we are at Damaged Dreams, our heroes are the tag champions, so lets take a look see and see what they have to say. Julio Lugo is interviewing them in the parking lot.” Pitbull has the title on his shoulder, and Reaver has his title around his waist.

Julio Lugo: Death Rebels you have just captured the gold, now we here in HOP have some questions for you. The first question we have is about the voice, this voice seems to follow you everywhere you go somewhat narrating what you are up too.

The Voice: Pitbull and Reaver have bewildered looks on their faces, lets see what they say about the Voice.

Pitbull: What voice? There’s a voice that follows us? I don’t know what you’re talking about, do you Reaver?

Reaver: No I don’t know anything about a voice.

The Voice: HA! I remain hidden to the them, anyway I lost another bet to myself, I knew that Pitbull and Reaver had what it takes to be champions, and you all knew they had what it took also, anyway back to the Hero’s, Back to their interview.

Julio Lugo: All right so we don’t know what the voice is, but here is a question that we may no about. President Dean told you two that if you won you would have full time jobs, well seeing as how you two are now the champions, it would seem that you have a job, how do you feel about that?

The Voice: How do they feel?

Pitbull: Well we feel great, I mean it’s been a year since the last time we wrestled and look, we are the first EVER Tag champs. I mean how else could you feel, being the first in something great is always a good feeling. But it was really lame I mean those guys had to have been the easiest people we have ever fought, I bet my thirteen year old sister could beat those four.

Reaver: I don’t know how much you expect us to really have anything to say about these four, it was easy, it was way to easy.

The Voice: They have a point, when your opponents crap themselves on the way to the arena, in the locker room, and just before the match it’s just a bit easy to beat them, I mean Pitbull and Reaver just beat them up one time and they don’t show themselves till the night of the match. Anyway I am just rambling, I’ll let you get back to the Hero’s.

Julio Lugo: Well I have just gotten word that President Dean wants to speak to you two in his office.

The Voice: Our hero’s make their way to the President’s office, on they way there they are congratulated by many members of the crew. The Hero’s finally make it to the office, they knock and Dean lets them in, lets see what they are talking about. I talk to Much.

Prez Dean: You two have proven yourselves, you are the Tag Champs and I proud of you two suckas. Here are your two contracts, welcome to HOP. I hope you both have very fruitful careers here. Sign those and get outta my face Suckas.

The Voice: Well there we Have it, The Death Rebels ruled at the PPV, and they will continue to rule, why because they can, who everyone that gets in their way, why? Because they can. So anyway there we go, Champs once again. I’m proud of them, and you know you are proud of them. Now if you think I talk too much send three dollars to 1432 Westside Street Calcutta India, and I might just shut up. No well ok the…….

~The Voice is cut off as we focus back on Derek and Razor~

Derek: Well, enough of that crap!

Razor: Hey, I was enjoying it!

Derek: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure…I suppose

Razor: Whatever that’s supposed to mean.

Derek: Anyways, enough small talk…it’s time for the Battle Royal! Woohoo!

Razor: Yup, go Billy Redneck and Blair Warner!

~We focus back on the ring as all the battle royal participants are ready and set for action. The bell sounds and we watch the mayhem commence. Warner goes after Redneck, Mor goes after Judge, and Frizz goes after Kindred. All the while, Ivy just sits back and watches the action. We focus in on Warner and Redneck as they are exchanging blows. Warner is winning the battle with Redneck staggering near the ropes, nearing elimination. Warner then goes for a big clothesline, but Redneck ducks and lifts him over the top rope…however, Warner lands on the apron and is able to roll back into the ring, fighting off elimination~

Derek: This Battle Royal is off to a fast start as Billy Redneck almost eliminated Blair Warner…two guys who’ve had their fair share of tough luck.

Razor: More than their fair share, if you ask me

Derek: Yea, good point there Razor

~Meanwhile, we look over at the two big men, as the monster, Yaron Mor, has The Judge backed up into a corner. He begins to go off on Judge with some vicious chops to his exposed chest. Judge is holding onto his chest in pain as Mor is relentless. Mor then stops and lifts Judge over his head. He then drops him with a gorilla press slam into the middle of the ring, Judge grabs his back in pain~

Derek: Great strength by Yaron Mor, he truly is a monster!

Razor: Yea, his upside is scary, this young man has so much potential…reminds me of Yao Ming!

Derek: Whoa…Y.M…same initials…how cool is that?

Razor: Pretty cool…I guess

Derek: Yea, seemed a lot cooler in my head.

~Now we look over to Frizz and Kindred as Kindred has a firm grip on Frizz’s knee and is beating on it with some stiff right hands. Frizz is clutching his wounded knee, in pain. Frizz then pokes a finger into Kindred’s eye, causing him to stagger back against the ropes. Then, the hobbling Frizz, charges at Kindred, as best he can, and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor, eliminating Decon Kindred~

Derek: Whoops, there goes Decon Kindred, so much for that rookie impact.

Razor: Yea, can you say “dud”?

Derek: DUD!

~Frizz now looks over and sees Ivy standing in the corner all alone. He then charges over at her, but she smartly moves out of the way and goes to throw Frizz over the top rope. Frizz goes over, but hangs onto the top rope and skins the cat as he is able to pull himself back into the ring. As he turns around, Ivy drops him with a superkick~

Derek: Well, finally Poizon Ivy is getting into the match…Frizz really caught a stiff kick there, didn’t he?

Razor: He sure did

Derek: That Poizon Ivy is one chick you don’t want to mess with!

Razor: Amen!

~Meanwhile, Redneck is halfway hanging out as Warner is trying to toss him out. Redneck then gets a thumb into the eyes of Warner, causing him to stagger back. We then look at Judge who has just laid Mor out with a DDT. Judge sees Redneck climbing off of the turnbuckle and back into the ring. Judge then walks towards Redneck~

Derek: Billy Redneck, fighting off elimination, but here comes The Judge!

Razor: Yup, and that is not a good thing!

Derek: Nope, Judge is one big, scary individual!

~Judge catches Redneck with a big roundhouse punch. Redneck staggers against the ropes. Judge then goes for another one, but Redneck ducks, lifts Judge up and is able to toss him over the top rope and to the outside, eliminating him from the match~

Derek: Well, so much for that tough guy talk, The Judge is gone!

Razor: Yes, eliminated by Billy Redneck…way to go Billy!

Derek: Yup, way to go man!

~Redneck now goes back after Warner, who is laying on the mat. He picks him up and whips him across the ring. Warner slams hard into the corner as Redneck charges in. He nails Warner with a big splash, jamming him into the corner. Redneck then backs up as Warner comes staggering out. As Warner is staggering, Redneck lifts him up and drops him with an inverted atomic drop~

Derek: And now, Billy Redneck is doing a number on Blair Warner!

Razor: He sure is, Billy Redneck could win this thing!

Derek: Yea, he’d make a great Internet Champion!

~Meanwhile, Ivy is still doing a number on Frizz. Frizz is laying on the ground and Ivy is stomping away on his injured knee. Suddenly, a huge figure enters our view and it is Mor! He easily throws Ivy out of the way and goes after Frizz. Ivy doesn’t contest and just backs off. Mor then grabs the leg of Frizz and quickly locks him into a figure four~

Derek: The big man applying a figure four! What technical skills!

Razor: Yea, Yaron Mor is truly a beast!

Derek: Sure is…

~On the other side of the ring Warner has taken over control of Redneck and is choking him as Redneck is on the ground. Warner then gets to his feet and pulls Redneck to his. He then tosses him over the top rope, but Redneck is able to hold on. Warner then grabs him and tries to toss him over as Ivy looks on. Warner is about to get him when Ivy sneaks up behind Warner and dumps him over the top rope! Warner lands on the floor and is eliminated~

Derek: Blair Warner is gone! The tough luck continues!

Razor: Yup, but my man Billy Redneck is still in there…Go Billy!

Derek: Oh hell, I’m pulling for Billy too, go Billy!!

~With Warner gone, Billy rolls back into the ring and is immediately attacked by Ivy. Ivy begins to stomp on him with some stiff kicks. Redneck though, fights it off and gets to his feet, Ivy can’t believe he has withstood her stomps. Redneck then grabs Ivy by her throat and shoves her into a corner, he then slams a few elbows into her head, causing her to begin to slump in the corner. He notices this and then shoves his boot into her throat, choking her out~

Derek: We are down to four and right now, Billy Redneck looks like the man to take it!

Razor: But don’t forget about the big man, Yaron Mor….it’s going to be hard to toss him out.

Derek: True…I did forget about him

~On the other side of the ring, Mor has released his figure four on Frizz and has Frizz just about half way out of the ring. Redneck sees this and he walks over to Mor and begins to help him. Both men are now trying to eliminate Frizz. Frizz is able to fight them off though, as he jams a thumb into Mor’s eye and smacks Redneck in the head with a back hand. Frizz then gets back in the ring and takes both men down with a clothesline~

Derek: Great fighting there by Seth Frizz, trying to stay alive!

Razor: He sure is, he could pull the upset!

Derek: Yea, stranger things have happened

~Frizz now sees Ivy across the ring, slowly making it to her feet. He goes over there and kicks her right in the face, taking her back down. Frizz then goes down on the mat and locks Ivy up in a Boston Crab! Ivy screams out in pain as Frizz continues to apply some serious pressure~

Derek: Seth Frizz has Poizon Ivy screaming in pain!

Razor: Yea, very painful move there

Derek: Poizon Ivy can’t possibly take much more of this!

~Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Redneck and Mor are back to their feet and are trading blows. Redneck gains an advantage by kicking Mor in the gut. Mor bends over and Redneck climbs to the top rope. He then leaps off, going for a huricanrana. Mor holds onto him, though, and powerbombs him over the top rope and to the floor, eliminating him from the match~

Derek: Well crap, there goes Billy Redneck!

Razor: Now who’s going to win it? Yaron Mor?

Derek: Yea, I would say he’s got the inside track, at the moment!

~After eliminating Redneck, Mor turns around and sees Frizz with the Boston Crab locked onto Ivy. Mor then goes over to him and pulls Frizz off of Ivy and whips him into the ropes. Frizz bounces off and Mor grabs him by the throat. He then lifts him up and lays him out in the middle of the ring with a monster chokeslam~

Derek: Chokeslam!! Yaron Mor is definitely a monster!

Razor: Yea, and Seth Frizz is really in trouble

Derek: It looks purely academic at this point.

~Mor now pulls Frizz to his feet and throws him into a corner, he then lifts Frizz’s legs up on the ropes and tries to shove him out of the ring. As he is doing this, Ivy sneaks up from behind and gives Mor a low blow. Mor turns around, hunched over, and Ivy gives him a scissors kick, taking him down hard~

Derek: Poizon Ivy, doing what she can to stay alive in this match.

Razor: You gotta do, what you gotta do

Derek: I agree

~Ivy now pulls Mor to his feet and backs him up against the ropes. She then tries to force him out, but Mor fights it off. He elbows Ivy in the head and stuns her. He then turns her around and sets her against the ropes. Mor then backs up and charges at Ivy. Ivy crouches down though and pulls the top rope down. Mor then goes flying over the top rope and lands hard on the outside~

Derek: Well, Yaron Mor has been eliminated!

Razor: Damn! So, what does that leave us with?

Derek: A chick and a cripple

Razor: Yippee…

~Ivy gets up and looks down at Mor, who is yelling at her. Ivy smiles and turns her back to him, causing Mor to become enraged. He then climbs on the apron and is about to get in when Ivy turns around and superkicks him off the apron and to the floor, laying him out. Ivy then turns around, satisfied with her job, but the second she turns around, she is nailed with a flying forearm from Frizz~

Derek: Seth Frizz with a flying forearm!!

Razor: Can’t turn your back on anyone, not even a cripple!

Derek: Yea, that is true…especially here in the House of Pain

~Frizz now pulls her to her feet and goes to toss her out of the ring, but Ivy reverses it and tosses Frizz over the top rope, but Frizz lands on the apron. Frizz gets up and grabs Ivy. He goes to suplex her out of the ring, but Ivy blocks it and instead she suplexes Frizz into the ring~

Derek: Great counter there by Poizon ivy, we may see a woman be the first Internet Champion!

Razor: Anything could happen, no matter how stupid!

Derek: Hey! Remember how big of a ratings boost Chyna was….oh, on second thought…GO FRIZZ GO!!

~Ivy now pulls Frizz to his feet and goes to toss him over the rope, but Frizz blocks it and tosses Ivy over the rope! However, Ivy holds on and lands on the apron. Frizz doesn’t realize this and begins to celebrate in the ring as Ivy gets back in. Frizz is now leaning on the ropes, unaware of Ivy as Ivy sneaks up behind him. Ivy goes to grab his leg, but Frizz quickly turns around, grabs her under the arm and hip tosses her over the top rope and too the floor, the bell rings and the ref raises the hand of Seth Frizz~

Satchell: Here is your winner….AND NEW HOUSE OF PAIN INTERNET CHAMPION….SETH FRIZZ!!!!!

Derek: Great win for Seth Frizz…and man, after all those knee problems, this has to be a sweet victory!

Razor: Certainly, congratulations goes out to Seth Frizz, way to go!

Derek: Well…I’m being told that someone strange…mysterious…has arrived…lets have a look!