Whoever got the next fall would win the match! Stryfe tried to hit Omega with a
cookie sheet, but he missed and hit Heat instead. Heat got very pissed and yelled at Stryfe to leave. Stryfe left and Omega took control of the match
again. He got the board coverred in thumb tacs and tossed Heat onto them. He then drove Heat’s
head into them with a DDT! Heat stood up slowly to reveal that he was a bloody mess. He had tacks stuck in his face! Omega managed to superplex Heat
from the ring to the outside, and through a table. It was an amazing move, but it hurt Omega almost as much as it hurt Heat. Omega and Heat were lying on the ground and both wrestlers put an arm over the other. It was a double pin! The referee made the three count
and both wrestlers thpught they had won. The ref raised both of their hands, saying that the match would go into "overtime" and that the next fall would win.
| Wrestler |
Falls |
| Heat |
2 |
| Omega |
2 |
NEXT FALLS WINS
Heat took Omega into the ring and hit two Somersault Stunners. Unbelievably, Omega kicked out
of both the pin attempts. Heat tried another Stunner, but Omega reversed it into a Tombstone Piledriver.
One Delta Drop later and Omega became TCW World Champion! He celebrated in the
ring. Heat was forced to retire from TCW.
Winner and NEW World Champion:
Omega
Futko Interview
Michael Burton was shown in the back with Futko. He asked
Futko about his match with Instigator and Futko said that it would be a good match Burton asked
Futko how he got his black eye. He began to answer, but ssaw a squirrel and got distracted. He ran off chasing it and
squealing with excitement.
Futko vs. Instigator
Finisher Match
Futko must have taken a lot of hyper pills for this match
because he made one of the wildest entrances TCW has ever seen. He entered, danced, signalled for the
music to stop, did some tricks with a kendo stick and then finally jumped in the ring. He jumped and danced for about a minute and then had to take a breather. Instigator entered and the match began. Both men traded moves and Futko took the advantage. He grabbed a hose and tried to spray Instigator. A mist came
out lightly hitting him and Futko tried to catch the rainbow he saw. Instigator grabbed the
hose, changed the setting to Jet and blinded Futko. Instigator took the advantage, but got tossed
into a pile of boxes. Back in the ring Futko took down Instigator with a snap mare, turned to the camera with a wild look on his face. He yelled "Toot toot! Vroom!" It was time for The Bulldozer! Futko dropped to his chest and rolled across the ring, knocking down Instigator. Futko picked up Instigator for the A.D.D. If he hit it, the match would be over. however, Instigator reversed the finishing move into a reverse DDT. Futko the got up and reached into his pockets. He tried to pay off Instigator, but had only 9 cents. Instigator knocked the change out of his hand and
nailed Futko with the Eliminator for the win.
Winner:
Instigator
A camera backstage shows Triple 6 headed towards the
ring with blood all over him.
Triple 6 vs. ADHD
Body Bag Match
This match started off strong with both wrestlers giving each
other good moves. Triple 6 dropkicked ADHD off the tramp to the ground. He attempted to put ADHD in the body bag but wasn't able to do it. ADHD managed to hit the Wedgie Suplex but couldn't get Triple 6 in the bag. It looked like the match was over for sure when Triple 6 hit the Reverse Chokeslam, but Futko ran into the ring to save his cousin ADHD and hit Triple 6 with a cookie
sheet. He wailed away on Triple 6 with the cookie sheet, giving ADHD enough time to get up and hit Triple 6 with a frog splash. ADHD and Futko put Triple 6 in the body bag and locked it shut with a chain. The Party Animal Posse celebrated, but then the lights went out and no one could see anything. When they come back on, on Triple 6 was out of the body bag
and Futko and ADHD were tied together with a chain.
Winner:
ADHD
In the back, Mack Daddy walked up to Instigator with the KFC Championship Belt
and a bucket of KFC Chicken in his hands. He gave Instigator some money and, in his usual British accent, told him to guard his chicken during his match against Stryfe.
eXtreme Title Match
Stryfe(c) vs. Mack Daddy
Instigator entered with the chicken. He grabbed a
chair and sat down. Stryfe began the match by handing Mack Daddy a
cookie sheet and telling him to go nuts. After three stiff shots, Stryfe went down. Mack Daddy hit the Sandersplex (named for Col. Sanders) but wasn't able to pin Stryfe. The camera showed Instigator watching over the chicken.
Futko crawled up behind him, "hiding" with his head in a box. Meanwhile, Mack Daddy had Stryfe
ready for a Pedigree, but Stryfe was able to pull down Mack Daddy's pants and connect with a low blow. Stryfe
grabbed a piece of a broken table and hits Mack Daddy, sending him into the bushes. Mack Daddy hit Stryfe with the MackDown and then grabbed some KFC and Stryfe's Brisk Iced Tea. He began eating,
but Stryfe knocked him down. The eXtreme Champion spat Brisk into Mack Daddy's face and DDTed him.
Meanwhile, Futko crawled closer to Instigator and grabbed the chicken. He ran away with it, with Instigator chasing after him. Mack Daddy dove to stop Futko, but missed and tripped Instigator. Stryfe was able to powerbomb a distracted Mack Daddy
onto a trash can to get the pin and the victory.
Winner and STILL eXtreme Champion:
Stryfe
Heat then came out from the back, yelling about how it would not be the last TCW ever saw of him. $@botage posed in the
ring, but Omega ran out and cleared house. The PPV ended with the World Champion and
$@botage exchanging words.
