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SICK and WEIRD*
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"If to fiddled with my mum, will my dad get jealous?"
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"if a stroked the cat with my pants down, will I be considered as
a victimiser if I also had a dog"
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"if my dog felt me fondling his penis, will he want something
more"
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"if my girlfriend caught me having sex with her cat, would she
want to join in"
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"if dogs shit on the floor, why cant I"
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"I was walking down the street thinking about my girlfriend saying
we can never have a three-some, then a saw 2 dogs having sex and thought,
this is my only chance"
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"if rats can bite people then why cant I"
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"my cat licks himself all the time, so when I did it, why did I
get arrested"
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"I heard about a woman putting her dog in the microwave and
winning $50,000 because it died, why didn't I get more when I put my
cousin in the oven"
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"dogs always try to have sex in public, but the next time I do it
the dog and I can play a role reversal, I don't think the policeman
thought it was o.k. to do it the other way."
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"if arsonists set fire to to the outside of the places as well,
they would accomplish so much more"
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"why cant I piss on people, dogs do"
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"if rats are allowed to bite peoples necks and get away with it,
why am I in jail for biting my sisters neck!"
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"I saw a mum spank her child in public, so why did I get punched
by her husband when I joined in to help"
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"I saw a magician saw someone in half in a show once, so how come
I got arrested and he didn't"
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"I once put a man in hospital for shouting and swearing at my
child and got arrested for it, I think the guys name was Turrets, well that's
what they kept saying to me"
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