- 40-ish.............................................49
- Adventurous.................Slept with
everyone
- Athletic......................................No tits
- Average looking....................Ugly
- Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
- Contagious Smile..................Does a
lot of pills
- Emotionally Secure......................On medication
- Feminist..........................................Fat
- Free spirit....................................Junkie
- Friendship
first..........................Former slut
- Fun..........................................Annoying
- New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong
places
- Old-fashioned.............................No Bjs
- Open-minded.................................Desperate
- Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
- Passionate...............................Sloppy
drunk
- Professional....................................B i t c h
- Voluptuous...................................Very
Fat
- Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
- Wants Soul
mate...............................Stalker
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