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February 22, 2002 Edition
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Is Arnuld on the fast-track to the world championship?

Yes 72%
No 10%
As long as Webstar keeps his nose out of Arnuld's business, yes. 18%

Arnuld, in an undated photo.

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) Paravale Wrestling Limited, in a spectacular coup, have just signed wrestling megasensation Arnuld to a contract of undisclosed duration. This is a Whirl exclusive.

Porky Hooton, CEO of Big Stewie Entertainments, parent corporation of Paravale Wrestling Limited, and the man responsible for the acquisition of new talent, had this to say: "I'm really not sure what you're asking."

Arnuld, reknowned superstar of the squared-circle since his debut in the 1980s, will undoubted bring a punch to an already stellar PWL lineup, all but spelling certain doom for the doomed TWO concern.

"Hah hah! Yahh! All you young fellas couldn't even get none," said longtime wrestling commentator Hal Lewis when asked about his take on the hiring. "All your girlfriends ain't seen nothing!"

"Well, that's fine," said Arnuld's old friend, Dudley. "Sure I'm happy for him. What do you mean by that? Well, I'm not sure I like the tone of your voice, see." When our reporter attempted to ask Dudley a question concerning his current employment, Dudley ended his phone conversation with our reporter with a telling declaration: "Sorry, Robbie."

Neither Arnuld nor Dick Buttkiss were available for comment.

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