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Dear Mogreasha, My
husband has been upset at what he considers the declining
quality of wrestling that he has witnessed in the past
few months or so.
He has become so adamant about this that he has
taken to berating the neighbors at every turn, even to
the point of making poor Miss Velamint run crying into
her house every time she sees him coming.
Is this normal, or should we seek some help?
Confused,
Mrs. Jimmy Jack Flack
Dear Mrs. Flack,
Even though you didn't mention in
your letter if such was the case, I can pretty much tell
right off the bat that your husband is a fan of such
lowlife scoundrels as The Terror.
If he thinks that the quality of wrestling has taken a
downward turn in the past few months, then it is obvious
that he hasn't been watching the PWL and the glorious
work of Timouthey during that time.
I must ask a difficult question: Has your husband been
watching the TWO? If so, that would explain a lot.
My advice is to pack up and move to your mother's until
your husband comes to his senses and starts cheering for
admirable and honourable performers, such as Timouthey.
Mogreasha
Hey Mogreasha,
What is your opinion of the rumour going around
that the PWL keeps their black performers down?
Sincerely,
Nathaniel Proffit
Dear Nathaniel,
What's that now? If the PWL is guilty of keeping anyone
down, it is honourable performers, such as Timouthey.
Happily, though, as time passes, we see more and more
opportunities being given to such performers. Still,
however, there are rumblings that some aren't getting
their just due. This comes mainly from such lowlife types
as would patronize the TWO. But what would you expect?
Mogreasha
Yo Mogreasha,
Even you gotta admit that the spot where Barry
come out of the egg was pretty clever! Guess you gonna
have to change your mind about the TWO!
Stumpy
Dear Stumpy,
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Mogreasha
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