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May 27, 2002 Edition
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Wrestler/promoter The Terror,
once again being sued over a set of initials,
in an undated photo.

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In a move that has stunned the wrestling world, a local non-profit organization has announced that they plan to bring legal proceedings against The Terror's TWO concern.

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Following on the heels of a recent unsuccessful lawsuit brought against the wrestling organization, a new lawsuit is being filed accusing the TWO of copyright infringement.

The plaintiff is one Faeries Against Guns, Inc., a local anti-gun activist group.

"My clients are quite upset at this blatant usurpation of their initials," said Joel Stein, of the lawfirm Stein, Goldberg, Goldstein, Finkelstein, and Schlubbock, which represents F.A.G., Inc., in reference to the recent introduction in the TWO of the Fantastic Absolute Greatest championship, otherwise known as the F.A.G. title.

Stein assured our reporter, "We fully intend to pursue not only an injunction against further misuse of their name, but punitive remuneration as well."

The Faeries Against Guns are well known for appearing Downtown in shimmering faerie outfits, passing out anti-gun literature and berating passersby who disagree with their stance.

"All we are doing is trying to make a difference," said one F.A.G. member, on condition of anonymity. "The public already is tired of all this murder, and polls say that nearly 99% of Americans think that we should outlaw weapons, murder, hatred, and intolerance completely. We're just trying to educate people."

Asked specifically why they concern themselves with what the TWO is doing, the member responded, "Well, I think that's obvious! He's dragging our name through the mud and making it an object of derision and hatred. The name 'F.A.G.' has always stood for love and non-violence. It's been something you could be proud to associate yourself with. Now along comes the TWO and he attempts to make mockery, light, and laughingstock."

The member further informed our reporter that while he knows of no F.A.G. members that watch the TWO, they were fortunate enough to have had a concerned citizen contact them recently to inform them of the situation. "She also included a nice sum for our attorney's retainer," the member admitted.

The Terror was unavailable for comment.