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DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In a move that has stunned the wrestling world, a moderately large group of people staged a protest yesterday outside PWL headquarters demanding that the PWL terminate its contract with the wrestler known as "Timouthey." The Whirl is proud to have brought you this news before anyone else. Riding the wave of increasing anti-Timouthey sentiment, the protest yesterday was the largest public demonstration to date of the public's dissatisfaction with the fact of Timouthey's employment. "Makes me sick!" declaimed Gretchen Fleerg, 24, who had driven all the way from Schlubbockville to take part in the protest. "Makes me sick, after the way Timouthey acted a few months ago that he still can be employed by this company. He almost hurt that little girl, and here the PWL celebrates him. I don't understand that." Those sentiments were echoed by Mr. Seymour Lamb, 37, of The South Side, who told our reporter, "I echo those sentiments. The fact that a criminal like That Person, I can't even bring myself to say his name, is still sitting high on the hog with the PWL, with his big fat contract - after the way he brutalized that girl - makes me seriously wonder about the mentality of the PWL and their management." Seymour's daughter, Laurie(*), 8, backed her father up, saying, "The Terror is cool!" When reached by telephone, the PWL's Frank Jackson told our reporter, "Listen, I don't know what you're talking about. First of all, we did fire Timouthey. Remember? It's only because Joe and Panitek asked us to take him back that we did so. Secondly, I don't care for the tone of your voice. The PWL had nothing whatsoever to do with what Timouthey did. It happened at a TWO event, and it wasn't scripted. If you've got a problem with that, then why don't you call the Terror? Maybe for once you people can act like you have the slightest bit of journalistic integrity. Or knowledge, for that matter." We at The Whirl figure our reporter must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get him so riled up. Further calls to the PWL office were put on hold and disconnected after about an hour. One PWL suit we saw getting into his car declined comment concerning the protest, but did tell our reporter, "Do you mind not standing right behind my car? I can't get out." The protest was peaceful until a few minutes before 2:00pm when a small but vocal group of what are believed to be pro-Timouthey protestors showed up. Our reporter was unable to get an interview with any of them, but did describe them as being "rather energetic." These pro-Timouthey protestors were observed to scream incoherently at the crowd, to take some of the signs carried by the other protestors and to jump on them, to do backflips for no apparent reason, and to swing from nearby trees in an obvious statement of support for Timouthey. The Police arrived shortly thereafter and rounded up the pro-Timouthey miscreants and led them off to jail. "Uh, yes," said Sergeant Richard York when questioned concerning the status of these pro-Timouthey protestors. "As yet, we've not been able to get any of them to give us their names or any identification. We plan on letting them sit in their cells for a while until they're ready to talk. We haven't been able to get them to settle down yet even to print them." Sergeant York also said that Police Department manpower was already stretched thin, as all units were to be on the lookout for the band of gibbons which had escaped from The Zoo yesterday afternoon. Timouthey was unavailable for comment. |
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