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I think that your being too hardsh on tha TWO. AFter all, they had tha good sense to bring in KRONIE! Even THA WHIRL picked it up headline story!

I think your wrong, but I like you anyway! HOw long you think until KRONE gets THA beLt?

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Dear whoever,
I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about. The Whirl does not cover the activities of the lowlife Terror or the hate crimes of his TWO concern.
The Whirl is an honourable news source.
Mogreasha

Mogreasha:

I thank you for your response to my last letter.

I must, however, express my own conern over your credentials.

You present yourself as a professional writer, but you blatantly left a participle dangling in your response to me.

Sincerely,
Dr. Jarvis Pukeman


Doctor Pukeman:
Listen up. I don't know what you're talking about. If I want to blatantly dangle a participle, I'll do it.
Next you'll be saying that I split my infinitives.
Mogreasha

Dear Mogreasha,

I think you're great.

I just have one question, though, and I figured that a woman with her finger on the pulse of the wrestling scene might know the answer. No one else seems to.

Why is Big Stewie Cool so big and so cool?

Your friend,
C.R.

Dear C.R.,
You have a lot of nerve writing to me.
Mogreasha

Moagreesha,

Wen will the Paravale rekignise me and my orgranisashum?

The Craven Californian

Dear Craven,
Probably around the same time that you and your friends from elementary school learn to spell.
Mogreasha