JR : Hello everyone and welcome to Raw Is War. Tonight we have 3 BIG matches, the first match of the night is "The Game" Triple H vs John Cena in a hardcore street fight!

Jerry "The King" Lawler : Yes and there is also a match which is just personal between "Y2J" Chris Jericho vs The heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels in a one on one contest.

JR : Yes we also have the Main Event between Rob Van Dam and Stone Cold Steve Austin. In a 50 foot steel cage!

Jerry "The King" Lawler : Well, we have Terri Runnels in the back with the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels. Terri.

Terri Runnels: Thanks King, umm I have HBK with me right now. Shawn what are your last comments towards Chris Jericho??

HBK: Well Terri, I am facing Jericho tonight and I will run him up and down that ring. I will show Jericho what a HAS BEEN can do!

Terri Runnels: Ok, well back to you guys.

Jim Ross: Alright, well everyone we have our first match right now, let's go down to the ring.

Lillian Garcia: This match is scheduled for one fall and it is a hardcore street fight, introducing first weighing in at 242lbs, from New York City, John, Cena!! Lillian Garcia: And his opponent from British Conneticut weighing in at 256lbs, Triiiiple H!

The bell rings and the match starts, they both go after eachother, they both lock up, HHH then knees Cena in the gut, he then does it again 2 more times, HHH then takes John and whips him up the ropes, Cena comes back with a big clothesline on HHH. Cena then quickly goes outside of the ring and grabs a garbage can.

JTKL: Hey John's getting a garbage can.

John then brings it inside and waits for the game to turn around, HHH then does and is greeted with a garbage can to the head. HHH then goes down to one knee. John then hits "The Game" in the back with the garbage can once more. HHH falls down, Cena then drops the garbage can and rolls HHH into Oklahoma roll. 1..2 kick out. Cena then gets up and goes up the ropes he comes back at HHH but HHH ducks and send Cena flying outside of the ring by the ramp. HHH then goes outside and picks up Cena, he then boots him in the mid-section and then delivers a DDT to Cena on the rampway. HHH goes for the cover. 1..2.. kick out. HHH then takes Cena and brings him up to the beginning of the rampway and then takes Cena by the head and throws him into the titantron. HHH then drops a few elbows to the chest of Cena. HHH then waits for John to get up. John then does and HHH tries to plant the pedigree but Cena back body drops him onto the rampway. John then tries to recover from the beating he has taken early on in the matchup. John then goes after HHH and starts to kick him in the head. Cena then grabs HHH and boots him in the gut, he then gives "The Game" a piledriver on the rampway. Cena then takes HHH and throws him off the rampway, HHH then lands on a table which breaks. Cena then runs down the ramp way and goes to pin HHH he then gets to HHH and covers him. The ref is late getting there. 1..2...... thr.. kick out! kick out!

JR: HHH kicked out!

John Cena then takes Triple H to the commentating table. He then sets up HHH on the table. Cena then sets up the ladder, John then jumps off the ladder trying to splash HHH through the table but the game quickly moves out of the way and Cena lands through the table by himself. Both men then are down and HHH is still hurt from being thrown off the rampway and through a table. All of a sudden the music "Is Cookin" plays and out comes The Rock, the great one! He then see's HHH and Rock Bottom's him. He then waits for Cena to get up Cena then does and then turns around and gets a Rock bottom as well. The Rock then leaves as HHH and Cena are layed out. HHH then somehow, someway finds the courage to throw his arm on John Cena's body while the ref counts 1.. 2.. 3!!

LG: The winner of this match, Triiiiiiiple... H!!!!

JTKL: HHH won!

JR: The Rock came in and Rock Bottomned both of them. But, HHH got the victory.

JTKL: Well, the next match is on it's way.

LG: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Winnipeg, Manitoba weighing in at 234lbs, "Y2J" Chris, Jericho!!

And his opponent from SanAntonio, Texas, weighing in at 262lbs The HeartBreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!

The match then begins. "Y2J" goes after Shawn Michaels with thunderous chops, he then chops HBK's chest and HBK is backed up in the corner. Jericho then gives him some right hands to the face. Jericho then goes off and starts to taunt. HBK then runs full speed ahead to Jericho with a big time clothesline. HBK then tosses Chris over the top ropes. HBK then turns around to look towards the other side of the ring and see's that Christian comes down and gets in the ring he goes to punch Michaels, but he ducks and takes Christian and whips him up the ropes, Christian then comes back and he catches a Sweet Chin Music to the chin by HBK. Christian then leaves the ring with his chin hurt as Jericho then sneaks in behind Michaels and gives him a dropkick to the leg. HBK then goes down in pain, as Jericho then takes Michaels and goes for the early walls of jericho, he then does but HBK powers out of it and send Y2J flying head first into the turnbuckle, Shawn then rolls up Jericho from behind. 1..2.. kick out! Jericho then gets up much quickly before Shawn and delivers a quick and hurtful clothesline. He then picks up Michaels by the head and starts to chop his chest again. HBK's chest then gets red. Shawn then is whipped up the ropes by Chris, but Shawn comes back with a clothesline, Shawn then sets up the sweet chin music. He waits patientally in the corner for Y2J to get up, he then does and Michaels goes at him with the sweet chin music. HBK delivers it and Jericho is down. He then goes for the cover. 1..2...thhrrr..

JR: Vince just grabbed the ref by the legs and pulled him out.

He then pulls off his sweater and a ref shirt is shown on Mr.McMahon. Vince then grabs a chair and swings at Michaels but he ducks and the chair connects with Y2J. Vince then is in shock for a few seconds he then turns around and BAM! He gets hit with the sweet chin music, Vince then is laid out on the ground as the other ref "Teddy Long" gets back into the ring and HBK covers Y2J. 1...2....3...!!!

LG: Your winner! HBK! Shawn Michaels!

JR: HBK won!

JTKL: The heartbreak kid beat Jericho!

JR: Yes he did King!

JTKL: Alright, well we have the other 50-50 owner, Chelle McVay with us, Chelle.

Chelle: Hi guys, I have just signed a contract with a NEW hot! Diva! And I will announce who she is in, just a minute, but I am out here to say something in this very ring right now, and that is, come this Thursday on Smackdown, there will be some awesome matches! But anyways here's the NEW Diva! Lita!!!

Lita then comes down and then blows kisses to the fans and then when she is standing there on the rampway she takes her top off and is only wearing a bra! The crowd goes crazy!

JTKL: PUPPIES!!!!

She then leaves. The show then goes to a commercial break.

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The show then comes back from the break and the Main Event is starting.

LG: This match is the Main Event! It is scheduled for one fall and it is a Cage Match! Introducing first from Battlecreek, Michigan weighing in at 235lbs Rob Van Dam!

And his opponent weighing in at 252lbs, from Victoria, Texas! Stone, Cold, Steve, Austin!!

The match then starts as both men look at eachother for a few seconds before locking up. They then lock up and Austin grabs RVD in a headlock, RVD then whips Steve in the ropes, Steve then comes back and hits RVD down to the ground, Austin then runs up the ropes and RVD drops on the ground and Austin steps over him, he then goes to the other side and comes back, and he is then greeted with a monkey toss flip from RVD. RVD then takes Austin and gives him a few shots to the face. He then throws Steve in the corner. Rob Van Dam then rushes over to him with shoulder thrusts to the gut twice and then does a back flip and runs at Austin again trying another one but Steve being smart moves and RVD hits his shoulder on the ring post. Austin then waits for RVD to get up and then attacks him with some boots to the chest and gut area. He then stomps and stomps on him until he then stops and starts to choke him saying "Hey Rob, how do you like that" Austin then picks up Rob and chucks him into the cage. RVD then starts to bleed. Rob then is laying on the ground all hurt. Austin then picks up RVD, he then tries to boot Austin in the gut, but Austin blocks it and grabs his foot, but RVD then gives Steve an enziguri to the head. He then picks up momentum as the crowd cheers Rob Van Dam. He then takes Austin whips him up the ropes and then when Austin comes back he gets a spinning heel kick to the face. RVD then runs up the ropes, rolls, and then flips to deliver the "rolling thunder" on Austin! He then takes the chair which was already in it by the last match. He then throws the chair at Austin and then he gives Austin the VanDaminator! Rob then climbs up the cage and then jumps from the very top with a Five Star Frog Splash on Austin, he lands it. Rob then crawls and crawls towards the cage door. The guys then open the door as Rob then gets up on his two feet and tries to walk out but, all of a sudden Rey Mysterio comes out of the crowd comes around the ring and gives RVD the 619! The cage door then goes flying into Rob's head as Rob then turns around and Austin then delivers the Stone Cold Stunner. Austin then walks over to the door and walks out of it, the bell rings, Ding Ding Ding!

LG: The winner of this match, Stone, Cold, Steve, Austin!!

JTKL: Austin won!

JR: Yes, he did King!

JTKL: I can't believe he beat RVD, oh well!

JR: Well, that's all the time we have, thank you for watching Raw! Goodnight everybody!

The camera then fades to black!

~End Of Show~