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Well, it all started in a grocery store,
About half a mile from Arkansas,
Big George he was a thinking' he ain't doin' to well,
So he thought up a new kind of product to sell.
He made up a remedy to cure rheumatic pains
To cure chicken pox, measles, and chilblains.
All he had to do, was think up a name,
To attract customers into his new found game.
So he chunnered, and he muttered,
He chuckled, stammered, and stuttered,
Then said, "Now I've had a think,
I'll call this brand new product 'Wurpelwurzelpunkerldink'"
Later in the day, whilst he was out on his way,
His friend Tex Norman had something to say,
He said "Hey buddy can I come in with you?
I think there'll be a lot of money you'll be coming to".
Now Big George wasn't the most learned of scholars,
He know no math's, like the counting up of dollars.
So he let Tex Norman become his partner,
And looked up to him just like he was his father.
Tex meanwhile was an evil child,
Their fortunes were soon made,
But they wanted even more of' it,
And opened up a sort of syndicate.
They robbed a few banks, and did other silly pranks,
Killed a few people here and there,
Till after a few years, they were morally in arrears,
But had lots more money to spend.
The sheriff didn't seem to appreciate this much
He said "If I catch them two, I'll string them up",
But Big George and his friend Tex,
Didn't seem to want any rope around their necks.
So they decided to make a break while the going was good,
They shot the sheriff 'cos they thought they should,
This didn't place them in the rosiest of light,
So they headed for the border on the stroke of midnight.
As fortune had it, they had run out of luck,
Tex's horse collapsed, and George's horse was sick.
Some men from the government were on their trail,
So Tex and George's plans were destined to fail.
The good men finally got in the baddies hair,
And our heroes were sentenced to the electric chair,
The execution is held in the village square,
So everybody can see them there.
At approximately half past seven,
Tex and George floated up to heaven.
Pity for them they didn't do to well,
And floated back down again to hell.
The devil set them down, and gave them a drink,
Of a bubbling mixture with a pungent stink,
They shouted, "Hey devil, What is this thing?"
He replied "Why it's Wurpelwurzelpunkerldink"
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