...::: Disco PHEW :::...

Age: 19

Born: Dub Lan, Ireland

Instument: Inflatable Base Guitar

Hobbies: softcore pornography (the tastefull kind)

Favorite Quote: "perchance could you tell me how much you're top shelf magazines should cost a scholar "

Marital Status: Married Twice but single now

Occupation: Air Guitar Lecturer

Interesting Fact: Disco PHEW has the longest name in the band, the total length of his name amounting to a whopping 9 letters, 10 if you include the space.

News: Disco TOO has a golf hadicap of 56 the highest in the world, also he has a collection of hommosexual shirts