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•Issue 9•

05•28•2000
•Chathouse `Zine•
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Editors Note: If you're wondering about the change in the zine's appearance it has nothing to do with Memorial Day or any other holiday, it has nothing to do with anything accept some complaints I've recieved... That and me being pissy lately. Because I am willing to TRY to make people happy I'm going to be experimenting with some colors for a few issues. Please let us know, do you want the WHITE background back or do we keep it BLACK? Or as we try different colors let me know which you find best to read *S*. Chances are there will no longer be ANY other backgrounds, just SOLID COLORS. For those of you who have given valid complaints in the past, please let me know if you like this (or whatever solid color strikes your fancy *L*) and if it is is easier to read with the backgrounds gone *S*. I need input here people, I can NOT please people if people don't tell me what they want. I'm getting emails about how the zine is not controversial enough as well, isn't there enough contoversy in the house already?! Good Gravy... The zine can only put OUT as much as what comes IN, ya know? Thanks Michigan Storm™
NOW...Welcome to our Memorial Day edition. I'm hoping to help explain the meaning of the American Holiday and how we've taken the meaning a step further hoping to let you all share your memories of friends lost as well.
IMPING
Michigan Storm™

Imp: noun short for impostor
IMPING: verb meaning to impostor someone
To imp is to pretend to be someone you're not, to use someone else's name or handle to serve YOURSELF
--usually to cause trouble.


As of late the reports of imps has been high in the Chathouse™, even to the point of someone imping a Chat Daemon again. So I went straight to the house to get some answers on how we can stop this! Of course they can't tell me all their secrets, but this is what I've found out.
As we all know we have to register a handle before we can use any of the little extras at the Chathouse™ including the forums, which is where they seem to be having most of their troubles. Now when you register your handle you don't want anyone else to have the same one, but it is possible. Someone could be imping you right now! With a slight alteration and enough knowledge of how the forum works it could happen. Say whatever alteration they've made is something so insignificant that we look past it, we don't notice it… If someone knows enough about the forums they might know what symbols may or may not show up in the forum, hence leaving the handle looking the same. Or extra spaces at the end of a handle that might alter it enough for registration, but you wouldn't see blank spaces in the forum would you? However in the rooms themselves these symbols or spaces or other alterations might show as well as the IP that the other chatters might compare.
So finding all this out left me wondering what the house can do about it, how can they find out who is imping? They can go into their information database and trace those offensive posts back to the originator, remember the information you gave at registration? Chathouse™ has a database that tracks all information on every user that is registered. Not to mention you're IP is seen each time you enter the house.
The changes can be so minute that they may not be noticed at all, so unfortunately there is not much chatters can do unless they KNOW the tone of the chatter and suspect that it may be an imp. Of course if you're upset or concerned by something someone posts and you think it may be an imp, or are just curious if it is an imp maybe you could try EMAILING them before jumping to conclusions. Chathouse™ even offers you their new feature Anonymous Mail (which you'll find on the news page) if you don't want to use your own email.
About Memorial Day
GiverOfSugar®™

The American holiday, Memorial Day, is celebrated at the end of May every year. It is a day that marks not only the beginning of our summer months but MUCH more. Memorial Day, formerly known as Decoration Day, it was instituted (1868) to honor the Civil War dead, but it now commemorates all war dead. It is on this day that we look back and realize that our freedom and peace doesn't come free. Those who have fought for this freedom and lost their lives have PAID for our freedom. As well as those who were lucky enough to make it home to enjoy this freedom, they paid by losing days, weeks, months, possibly years of their life to give the rest of us ours. To insure our freedom and future. Sometimes this freedom is taken for granted, but on Memorial Day we give thanks and pay homage to our dead, our MIA and our POW's.
It has also become custom for some to use this day to remember loved ones lost to death not necessarily in war and this is what we've welcomed you all to do in the zine this week *S*, however the responce level was very low... We've also opened the doors to you who may want to reach out to a friend or loved one you may have lost touch with. Even when not in death, the pain of loss is suffered.

Let me first say Happy Memorial Day to all those who fought hard, and lost their lives, to defend what is ours in all the wars that America has ever been involved in. My hat comes off for you. Because without your support and dedication then... who would own America now???

My father fought in the Vietnam War. On his last mission he flew a plane into a battlefield to pick up wounded soldiers. He never made it up into the air. He was about off the runway when a sniper blew his jet to pieces. In turn killing all 14 men in his crew. Leaving him the soul survivor. My father walks with a permanant limp as a reminder of that horrific day. Also, he told me a story of how he kicked a mans two front teeth out when he was referred to as a 'baby killer'. Yes, terrible things happened over there. War is not in any way a glamorous or rosey event. It is horrible with many lives lost and families destroyed. But back then REPORTERS were bored a**holes who thought to belittle the very people who saved their pretty asses. My father in my eyes, is the most honarable alive. He fought for my country, he fought for my ancestory, he fought for ME. (not meaning to be rude, but can Chelsia Clinton say the same about her father?)

Now for my husband. Who served his four years in the marine corps. Thankfully he never went to war, but would gladly step up to the front lines if ever the country called him to the job. (Unlike some presidents who burn their draft cards.)

Neither of these men are in the services now. Nor are they dead. But they should still be remembered for their conscious effort in stepping up to the line and defending our country. ~blue eyes~

~*Dedications*~

In memory of Java...a great friend and co-hort in the field of emergency medicine whom I miss deeply and will always be remembered for her kind smile and her directness when it came to life...As for Debbie,Im sure that shes spinning all the great music for all who have gone before her.And you are missed by all your friends,though you left us much too soon. ~Maestro

To Verbal, I still love you! I hope that your life now is everything that you've wished for. Love, Francie

Chat Dominatrix


Surfing through the forums this week I found that my question last week about using many different handles was asked with great timing. I must say though not one person emailed a reply in on that matter, maybe because they couldn't decided on which handle to sign it as? Passing through the rooms and talking with the chatters about this, it seems to happen alot in every room though the floors I mentioned last week seem to be the ones that are bothered the most? Do they take things more seriously there, too seriously maybe? No one seems to want to state an opinion on this matter, at least for public view that is!

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Question: How many people REALLY use the ignore button?

ChatDominatrix@hotmail.com

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ChathouseNews:
I'm finding that not many use the Features that are offered for the registered chatters? The message center would save alot from having to say, if  so and so walks in can you tell them I was here, this will tell them as soon as they walk in any room ~S~ and the anon E mail  being  one of the safest ways to send an email there is; no one ever sees your email address just your handle  so for those of you who like to be 5 or 6 different chatters,  the anon E mail lets another chatter email you by your handle only, so you will never get confused as to which personality you should be emailing back as ~S~
http://www5.chathouse.com/mcenter/


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Stolen Forum Post:
It's just chatting people!!! Life's WAAAAY to short to be involved in such petty quibbles!!! *thinking I like that word, quibbles...writing it down* *L* Enjoy your life and don't worry about things so much! We're here to have fun, that's the basis of chatting, after all.....go out, meet new people, enjoy the friendships you make and don't get caught up in petty squabbles....*hmmmm I like that word too* *LOL* That's all.

Stolen Post:
Chatter~A: You american peeps just marry so quickly. Not that I am against it. I've chatted with many peeps who marry "to" soon.
Chatter~B: HELL, I'M AN AMERICAN AND I'M AGAINST IT!!!! FROM NOW ON I'LL JUST FIND A WOMAN I REALLY HATE, AND EVERY FIVE YEARS I'LL BUY HER A HOUSE!!!!!

Quote Of The Week: It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry about who gets the credit."

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Mail Bag
Michigan Storm™

THIS is obviously a new feature *S*. This will be included each week from now on because I want you all to some of what I get to see and read. Some may or may not include the handle of whom wrote it, this will be left up to my discretion AND/OR up to the writer. If I don't reply to your emails, it's not personal and I apologize, but it doesn't mean yours will or will not be in the zine *S*, it just means I'm probably busy with one of my jobs or HPs *S*. That which is taken directly from an email will be in quotations (" ") *S*.

"Just wanted to tell you that I really enjoy reading the E-Zine every week.. Have to tell you that out of curiosity I visited Joe's Diner.. (my usual haunt is The Last Call..downstaris) I was a lil disappointed. After all the greatt hings I heard people saying about it, I felt totally unwelcome. I think only maybe one or two even said hello to me."
I've got to say this leaves me very dissapointed in the room I usually call home and I apologize on the behalf of those of us from the Diner who still HOPE to consider it friendly.*S*
"We of the CALL take great pride in welcoming newcomers to the room and always greet everyone who enters. When compliments are given, we take great pride in telling visitors that the stumbled into, what we believe to be, the friendliest room in the house." (Kritter)
Well *VBAS* I have visited the Last Call more than once now, I enjoy my chats there and will continue to pop in and say hello. SO very right, if you didn't see the article in the May 14th Issue, I agree the room is one of the MOST friendly of them all. *S*

"I wanted to tell you that you have created a great 'Zine! I am no longer a chataholic. But there was a time (starting 5 years ago), that the chathouse was an important part of my life. I spent most all of my chat time on the First Floor, in the Jacuzzi (renamed Cuzziville). Reading your 'zine issues, has rekindled the fondness I felt for all of my chat friends and all of the great times we had. Heck, I might even get back in there and try chatting again. *LOL*" (Francie)
Glad we could help *L*

"the background are ok, but hard to read through. COuld you lighten them or soemthing?"(OOPS I ermm hit delete and lost the writers name *sorry*)
I'm hoping to solve this by experimenting some. *S*

"the background is fairly hard to read over. Can you switch the base color to black, with a watermarked "Chathouse Zine" rising out of the blackness and switch the writing to white or light blue. It's cool if you can't I just think it would look sleeker. And, white on black is much easier to read." (MasterDingo)
Testing Black now *S*

"Zero Gravity on the 2nd floor now has a home page.
http://jbh350-ta.homepage.com/ZERO%20GRAVITY.html some of the regs in zero gravity are trying to get chathouse to put a link in zero gravity to the zero home page..A lot of regs are interested in this project" (DUSTY AKA JBH350-TA)
Well I'm happy to inform you all that I forwarded this email and received news that the link is up!!! Congrats Guys *S*. BUT so you all know, they are very busy at Chathouse and they can NOT do everything that they are asked to do. I've heard some of the requests and they're OUTRAGEOUS!!! They do alot for us all ready and they keep it free for us to chat... SO why try to put more upon their shoulders?! *S* Thanks *psst* and NO, I wasn't paid to say that *LOL*.

A Tribute
Eve's Mustang

For all the servicemen and women who died for what I have today I would just like to say 'Thank you ' from my heart. I know in spirit they can feel and hear me and I just want them all to know that without their selfless service and ultimate sacrifice we americans would not enjoy the prosperity of our live's and our nation today.
Our freedom.
I am in the military myself and their is a pride that follows you every step of the way when you first put on that uniform. We live in a different time now where we enjoy more peace than war but when I see my dad and his friends who served in Vietnam for a cause, while arguable, was ultimately in the name of freedom - something of which they believed - I am ever more proud because their sacrifice serves as my inspiration and the very blanket of which this nation lives and pospers beneath even today. To all the veterans alive and past, on this Memorial Day, I say "Thank you and God bless you".

It's Memorial Day
KoRn Queen

Ok so it is memorial day. The time we remember those lost in war. It's a very honorable observance in my opinion. I deeply respect anyone that went to war for their country and died.. But memorial day doesn't have to be just that. Yes I take the holiday serious. But you know I can't resist a good parody on something. With that I'd like to give this memorial day to those we've lost in chathouse/forum/room battles. Those that gave their cyber time for a true cause. TERRITORY, OWNERSHIP, RESPECT, AND THE TRUTH. I'd also like to remember those we've lost to the cyber game in general, not necessarily a cyber soldier, but a cyber person period. One that we never see, except maybe on those rare e-mail occasions. This is the day we all remember, and give thanks for those that gave for us. Online shouldn't be any different. All through out chathouse their is a sense of pride within where you reside. Whether it be the Flipside or East Wing. We represent our floor, we protect our room and we stand proud. Our friends back us up...... We are all in this together now. But this memorial day doesn't have to be about separation. Yes all come from 'our' chat levels and rooms. That doesn't mean we all can't have a mutual respect for eachother, just for one day. I know I'm the last one might expect to see something like this from. Well I'm all about breaking barriers, and pushing the limits. No I do not think this zine article is pushing limits. But I'm simply saying, this cyber world we create isn't the real one we are forced to exist in. We can make it anything we want, good, bad or ugly. Take it lightly, and don't let this world take you over. YOU take it over. And this memorial day lets remember that... People claim online should be all fun, well make it that way. Happy Memorial Day.

Featured Chatter
Kimber™

~White Rose~

HANDLES: "Foxy Lady" and ~WHITE ROSE~

HOW DID YOU DECIDE ON HANDLE (S): "Foxy Lady" was my first handle, because I fox hunt, but that handle proved to be more aggravation than it was worth. It kept my PM much too busy and of course the Hendrix fans. ~WHITE ROSE~ because it is my favorite flower.

LOCATION: North Carolina

CHATTING: In February of 1997 I logged on to the World Wide Web for the first time. My trusting mouse in hand (I refer to as Rat Fink) and I set out on a journey into the unknown. As I ventured into websites from genealogy to
recipes and went deeper into web locations, I was amazed as to the amount of information in cyber space. I felt like I was at The Mall with unlimited plastic and could have anything right at my fingertips. I had heard about chat rooms, most of which got bad reviews, but being the curious sort that I am, I went for it. I typed in CHAT from webcrawler which brought me to numerous listings of chat rooms. CHATHOUSE just stood out and so I entered, registered and came in. I chose "The Next Level", because of "The Lily Pad". Had a nice ring to it and I was hooked immediately. (I need to join Chatters Anonymous *L*) One of the first chatters that I met was "Maverick", who would not only show me the ropes, but became my best friend in Chathouse. I dedicate this interview in his memory as "Maverick" at the ripe age of 20 died of cancer. He loved Chathouse and we along with countless others spent numerous hours in "The Lily Pad". He taught me alot about life and that friendships can be measured with words alone. "Maverick" remains on my ICQ list and
(Maverick)
each time I log on I feel his spirit is always with me. So "Mav", this one is for you my friend *S* AGE AND ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius - Not jail bait, but young enough to learn new tricks *L*

HOW LONG CHATTING AND ROOMS I FREQUENT: 3 years - Route 66, The Lily Pad, The Fish Tank, Joe's Diner, and The Chambers.

MARITAL STATUS: Divorced and Glad!!!!!!

CHILDREN: Twin Boys and Girl

PETS: Black Bombay Cat: Monkey

SCHOOLING AND PROFESSION: Degree in Business Administration, Electrical Installation Diploma, School of the Arts for Dance, Teach Accounting at night at local Tech School, and Own and Operate Catering Service.

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS: Fox Hunting, UNC Basketball, Dancing, Chatting on the Computer, Collect Matchbooks, and Cooking.

MUSIC: Classical of course (La Campanella is my favorite), 70's Rock, Country, and Beach (which is a South East Coast thing).

PET PEEVES: People being late, 10 cent Big Shots, Rap Music, Impostors *L*, light blue eye shadow, red cars, golf, high heel shoes, snoring, slow computers, liars and thieves, kids with guns, highway hogs, and drunk drivers.

MOTTO: "YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO RICH OR TOO THIN"

ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Visit Route 66 and find out for yourself *S*

CHANGES OR IMPROVEMENTS TO CHATHOUSE: Add a Room called "The Trash Dump", maybe some will take the hint!!!!!!

PoetRy CoRneR
This poem was recieved late for Mums day *S*

Mother
by Josie™®
I sit and think about memories of my Mother,
We all have one and there will be no other.
She has been gone almost eighteen long years,
Some don't understand why I still shed so many tears.
I remember having a nightmare when we lived on the farm,
She held and rocked me and I knew I would come to no harm.
She had a heart attack when I was six or seven,
Afraid of loosing her I prayed to Heaven.
I was fifteen when she went Home to our Lord,
Walking streets of gold on Earth she could never afford.
I had to look to others for guidance after she passed,
The love in my heart for her will always last.
I have some of her things I will keep to the end,
She was not only my Mother but also my best friend.
When she died I had Dad, two sisters and a brother,
But no one can take the place of my one and only Mother.

HP HELP

Need help with a Home Page? Don't know HTML? Well there's help in the Chathouse™!!! LEFTEYE from Zero Gravity is offering her all of you her assistance!! If any of you need help or have NO CLUE what you're doing or might even want someone to just DO IT for you email LEFTEYE!!! Email her at lefteye1981@hotmail.com!!!!
OUR EGG

OUR EGGs name is *drum roll* Eggcellent!!!!
However, yesterday he fell... And we couldn't put him back together again...
BUT we'll keep trying *S*.
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Changes
(an email from)Spazz

That's what my ramble is about. How much the chathouse has changed! I have only been coming here a little over three years, and it has changed so much in just that little amount of time. I remember when the largest room in the chathouse was Cloud 9, hell, I remember when there were only nine levels to the whole chathouse!

It was funny really, I started out chatting in the fish tank. I still remember when the addition of Network Marketing Club was "the talk of the Next Level." *L*

The Next Level was always the active level(because you didn't have to register!), but not so much that each room had disignated chatters, nope, we pretty much all knew each other. We didn't have forums, we didn't have ignore public user. Most of the "features" that you guys get now, used to have to be paid for!

I still pop into the chathouse and Next Level sometimes, and I saw something that made me smile the other day. You want an oldie but goodie??? SitonMyStomach! That guy has been coming around forever! He is just about the only one I recognize anymore.

Okay, so maybe my ramble isn't about the chathouse, maybe it's about change in general. All the people I used to chat with have now moved on, for the most part. It's sad, but I'm sure they have moved on to bigger and better things. So all I can say, as far as chatting goes, make each day count with the people you care about online, everyone grows up and moves on. It happens to the best of us. *L*

- Spazz(and her many alter's), originally known as the Fish Tank Sweet Pea!

This Week
Michigan Storm™

May 29th: United Kingdom Bank Holiday, America Memorial Day
May 31st, 1884: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg patents "flaked cereal".
June 2nd, 1863: Harriet Tubman leads Union guerrillas into Maryland, freeing slaves.
June 3rd, 1875: Alexander Graham Bell makes first voice transmission.

I do NOT know all holidays around the world and am terrible with history, if it weren't for the calandar at my desk I wouldn't know the things I post *L*. If you have a holiday or Birthday or even in history you'd like posted PLEASE email it to us *S*. Thanks.

The Baxy Chronicles

Saturday 27 May 3pm

Weather is getting hot here now... so we went to the local pool today... not a big place, but it had 2 diving boards... 1m and 3m. and the water was nice and warm.

My accent must be improving.. it only took me 3 tries last night to get a Coke, instead of the 7 the first night I got here...

Last Sunday Jon, the boys, and I went to Dallas to the book depository / 6th floor museum (as they call it now) where Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot John F. Kennedy from. It was very interesting... especially hearing the Government version inside the museum then hearing the conspiratory theorists version outside on the Grassy knoll.