::Shakes head:: What happened? That's my question, what happened to my group LFO? First Brizz, my baby, leaves and breaks my heart, then they put Devin who I have very strong feelings of HATE for, in the group just to piss me off, and then as if that wasn't bad enough they lost their ability to write not even good but decent songs. Let me tell you guys a little story, shall? Alrighty then. So I went up to the mall the other day and I fought my way through hordes of little skanks(they must have been giving away free cases of hooker red lipstick or something) and I risked my eye sight for my Kevin poster which btw they were sold out of (I'm telling you if I find the vultures who took my Kevin poster there will be words and no doubt then actions). But anyway back to my story, so I went to the Wall (a music store) and what did I see? The new LFO single 'Summer Girl" of course, me being a LFO fan, I bought it. I was excited because frankly I was getting sick of If I Don't Have You, and I thought that,eventhough Brizz was out of the group, the song might be good. So I get to my car and I put in the tape and what I hear is shocking. ::Takes a deep breath:: IT SUCKED LIKE NOTHING I HAD EVER HEARD BEFORE~! I almost shit a brick when I heard them mention the freakin New Kid On the Block in the crackass song. I was so stunned I almost served off the road. I regained control and I even tried to get into the song because LFO was my group, but I just couldn't bring myself to it, it was like when I was in kindergarten and they wanted me to dance to Farmer in the Dell. The lyrics were so awful, I mean I wasn't aware of the fact that Barney wrote songs for LFO. So you can imagine how my jaw dropped when I found out it wasn't Barney's crack idea after all but Rich's. I am amazed and bewildered at how much a group can change in only a few months. Going from kick ass songs like Sex You Up to Come on kids it's sing along time with Summer Girl. Words of advice for all you other LFO fans, save your 4 bucks and buy yourself some ear plugs because if this is the "official summer song" like the Pop magazines are predicting your not going to wanna hear this summer.
Well, I really wish I could tell you more about the newest Children Song writers of the 21 century, but currently there is no info on these guys. And what a damn shame that is, almost brings tears to my eyes...tears of joy that is. You can check out my old site, though, which has the old LFO, the better LFO, MY LFO. ::Cries::
Or if your as pissed as I am about this unimproved change that occured in LFO, then you can go back and check out another TransCon nightmare and vent, it helps believe me.
