::Talking on Phone:: Like no...he he of course those stupid fans of mine don't know I had a boob job~! Like duh, cuz then that would like label me a slut. Well, I know I'm a total slut but like my management says that's like a bad thing or something. ::Looks Up:: Oh shit I like gotta go. ::Hangs Up Phone:: Oops~! I didn't like see you there ::Giggle:: Like so um what are you doing here? ::Publicist Whispers in Ear:: Ohhhh like duh my book, Chapter 2, Plastic is Fantastic. Ya know I'm like a very important person and I'm like soooo famous so like sometimes I forget, like it's no biggie okie? Now there have been like rumors going around that I like had a boob job or something...As if~! Please like these ::Points to Chest:: are like soooo real or something. Don't get me wrong I don't like see anything wrong with like getting a boob job cuz my motto is "Plastic is Fantastic~!" I just like ::Giggle:: don't need one cuz I'm like totally perfect. ::Plays with gum:: So um if your like really flat chest, Ugh~! then like I would so totally get one, cuz guys like boobs. Not that I would like know but like from what I heard from people or something, like from um my publicist...yeah like totally my publicist. So like guys love big boobs. I mean like take my resent development. Before like I was a totally babe but like I was still like growing in that like area ::Points to Chest Again:: IF you like notice in my video "Baby One More Time" I'm like in this cute little pink sports bra and I'm kinda like flat. Then like one night Mr. Boob Fairy came into my room was like, "So Britney what's it gonna be C or double D?" After that night guy like noticed my boobs and like they bought my album. Which is like a good thing cuz Mr. Boob Fairy charges an arm and a leg~! So like the moral to this story is if your don't have like big boobs guys won't like you, sooo get your boobs inlarged~! ::Giggles:: Like you still might be having some doubts like what happens if they leak out and like I get cancer? That would really suck to be you or something, but I like look at it this way, at least you had big boobs for a while and you weren't that ugly~! Now here's like a little list of people who had a boob job and like those who like sooo need them....
1.) The Queen of Silicon, Pamela Lee
2.) Britney Spears...Like totally ignore this one, just like a typo.
2.) The real number 2, Dolly Patron.
3.) Jennifer Love Hewitt...Like how come no one is like on her case, you can like so tell those are like totally fake.
4.) The Female Cast of Baywatch...I like guess that's how they like float in like the water or something....
5.) Nick Carter...Like I don't think that's like silicon, or something...
1.) Christina Aguilera...competition my ass that bitch is like so totally flat.
2.) Gwyneth Paltrow....why do you think Brad left???
3.) Sporty Spice...Like please lay off like the air kick and like do something about that flat chest.
4.) The Female Cast of Felicity...Like does going to college mean you like gotta be flat chested?
5.) Britney Spears before the breast job....Oh My God~! Like who did this, like I want names~! LIES~! Like total Lies~!
