::Giggles:: Hyie, it's me Brintey Spears, ya know like the most popular Pop Diva of like ALL time. ::Cracks gum:: I'm like not being conceited or anything cuz um like it's just the truth and since it's the truth I can say it and like not be conceit, or something like that... Anyways, so welcome and stuff to my "Your Ugly, I'm Not," guide. Being a young teenage girl nowadays is like so hard cuz you have stuff you've gotta like go through and sometimes it's um hard and stuff so I, myself being a teenage girl and a role model to like so many, came up with this book. The person who like actually wrote the book, cuz ya know I can't really read, he he as if, let alone like write, says that it's like a way for all you ugly girls out there to like make yourself uh not ugly anymore, or something... I mean cuz like not everyone can be born naturally beautiful like me. ::Giggles:: So like since my publicist says it would like be good for my image to help some people less fortunate or whatever I'm currently like giving a sneak preview of my book. So like without further something or other, here's "Your Ugly, I'm Not."
Steps to Breaking the Ugly
Plastic is Fantastic
The Clothes Make the Barbie
Brain Power
Like that's all for now, if you want to see the rest you gotta like buy the book, and I do recommend buying it cuz hey like your ugly and no one likes you. I mean like since you have no friends it's not like you have anything better to do, right? Uh huh like I thought so.
