The Pig Joke

This is the imfamous Pig Joke, the humour isn't really ing the punchline, but in the telling, so I'm going to write it as well as I can and see how well it works... ok?

So, Ok,Ok... One night, ok? There are these three scientists, and they've just discovered Perpetual Energy, so they are rather pleased with themselves and go out to celebrate ok?
Well anyway, they get quite drunk, and on the way home they steal a pig and... as you do when you are drunk... you think ANYTHING is a good idea... so they... NO THEY DID NOT DO THAT!!! I can see your sick mind chugging along and to the best of my knowledge, the scientists didn't engage in any activities with the pig of that nature, but being repressed Geeks you never know...
Anyhow, what they do to the pig that is relevent to the joke is this: they shove a... wait for it... CORK up the Pig's BACKSIDE!

Now ofcourse this means that the poor widdle Oinkity can't do what piggies do: Have a sh!t and roll in it...

So anyhow, the next day, the scientists wake up with wopping hang overs and a pig in their lab...

Now being scientists, they decide to keep the pig as the Lab's pet and see what happens if it can't drop Brown Bombshells...

Everything is fine for a time, as the pig grows fatter and more constapated...

Several months down the line, the Scientists find that the pig has become so large that it takes over most of the lab, so they buy the labnext to theirs, and keep the pig in it, while continuing their studdies in the other...

The pig meanwhile gets fatter and fatter and this pattern of buying another lab continues until they own the whole top floor of the building (they are hilariously rich due to inventing perpetual energy)...

They then decide that this can't continue and decide to remove the pig to the desert, where there is enough space for it... so they hire the R.A.F. (Royal Air Force) ang get them to air-lift it using transport Chinooks to the middle of the Desert.

They decide that they must remove the cork from the backside of this pig, or the whole country will end up covered in very high fat bacon... So...

They train a Monkey to take corks out of things...

They put the Monkey in a remote control cage, and take it to the pig. They then build three concrete bunkers at one mile intervals from the giant Pig. They each man a Bunker...

The first, closet one to the Pig has the remote for the cage, and a radio.

The second, has a radio and binoculars

The Last has a radio, binoculars, and a jeep with shovels and extra petrol

Got that??

...

Now, whats the name of the pig??!!

Sorry, couldn't resist...
Anyhow, the one in the first bunker hits the button, the monkey shoots out of the cage and removes the cork from the Pig's backside, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

the first bunker is hit with a tidel wave of crap, and buried, the second scientist manages to yell:

"HOLY SH-"

before the wave engulfs him...

The third jumps in his jeep and drives, the wave follows, and he keeps on going, he drives, and drives, and drives (and then he became a Big Hungry Catippilar!;) eventually the jeep runs out of petrol and come to a hault, the wave peters out at the same time

So the Third scientist drives back to save the others, he drives to where the second bunker was(He has GPS)and digs the second scientist out, he is buried under 10 feet of solid crap,(but he is an Olimpic Diver and can hold his breath for ages...;)

They then go to dig out the first scientist, he is under 30 feet of solid excriment, and when they find him, he is laughing his head off, they ask him why:

"Have you ever seen a monkey try to shove a cork back up a pig's arse before?!?"