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Ok cadet, these are the official Plans For Global Domination, and their respective authors:

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--- PLAN 1 ---

--- Definative Plan For World Domination useing military force ---

--- Codename: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Battleship ---

--- phase 1 ---

First of all, we Hijack (CON associate) Simon's House, using our suprime military force of 5 nerds, we shall overwhelm the oposition of two adults and Simon's brothers (Simon won't help either side because he "dosen't care."), Then we shall find simon, and then fly Simon's house to the bank, where we shall threaten to take Simon's Glasses off (refer to Nerd Super-weapons for full information) unless they hand over all the money.

--- phase 2 ---

We shall purchase plane tickets to America (cheap ones with a lay over in Detroit, so we can save money for our retirement funds) Then once there, we shall Hijack an lorry which is carrying petrol, and drive it to the war museum where that WW2 Battleship is docked, then we shall (under the cover of darkness) fill it with petrol, collect any of the necessary 16" shells that we can find, and sail it to Monnaco.

--- phase 3 ---

We shall force Monnaco to surrender, and then we shall set to work making it a militarised state, once we have created a formidable army and navy, we shall invade Majorca, take over all the nightclubs and use the profits to fianance our military efforts. We shall then procede to take over bigger and bigger countries, until we have a huge force. Then we shall invade east Russia, (nobody will notice) and take over all the small EX-USSR states, then west Russia including the capital (this will be the most difficult bit, as President Putin is a Martial arts Champion, but if we have enough expendable, under-trained grunts then we should just about make it). Then, we shall invade Mexico, and Canada, and perform a pincermovement on the United States, utilising all of the force acumulated, once America is ours, the rest shall fall.

--- final phase ---

We Declare the Con suprime rulers, and set up a completly democratic system, in which every former country has a parliment, to decide reasource management for that place, and which sends reprasentatives to the High Council, where all major decisions are taken, rather like a UN that actually works.

This plan brought to you by Founder: Chris "The Psycho", going crazy for nerds everywhere.

--- PLAN 2 ---

--- Plan for Global domination using the NERD CANNON-BETA ---

--- Codename: Ragonark ---

--- phase 1 ---

We gather all the nerds of the world in one place.

--- phase 2 ---

we provide beer and computergames to make them stay there, while we create "the NERD CANNON-BETA" (See "super weapons")

--- phase 3 ---

We channel the incrdible energy of the Nerds through the Nerd Cannon Beta, by making the Nerds angry (forcing them to play "Commandos 2" on the PC, without cheats, On Very Hard difficulty, should do it.) Once we have achevied this, we can release the almighty "Nerds Wrath" (R)and this shall destroy all opposition.

--- final phase -- See final phase of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Battleship"

By me!

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