1. Get an acne fighting medication such as Remove-Zit or some other product as long as it doesn't have benzoyl-peroxide, which will help not hurt. This should cause the vinyl skin of the doll to blister and make it look like a leper.

2. Now being the pimply faced teenager you are, get the Acne Cream out, and apply it generously to any part of the doll that has paint on it. Such as: Eyes, lips, etc. This acts as a paint solvent and will completely remove any paint, making the doll faceless. If it doesn't complete remove the paint it will at least bleach it out. This will be particularly effective on dolls with blush.

3. Having fun? Or getting nervous that your face is about to fall off because of what these acne medications can do to stuff? Well, now that the complexion of the dolls are good and messed up, lets move on to the hair. Use a perfumed fabric softener. If it is non-perfumed don't bother. To dry it out turn on a hair dryer to it's absolute maximum heat setting. Put the hair dryer as close to possible to the hair. If you don't have one just let it dry at room temperature as this will cause undesirable effects as well. Oxidation will occur on the end of the hair and some nasty stuff will happen.