Well, that idea worked for awhile, but then something screwed it up, so I went back to the old format. I think all the links are working now, so y'all have no right to complain anymore. I've given up on updating the pic...there hasn't been a good one taken of me in years, so you're stuck looking at me when I was 17:
Ok, I admit it, I've been holding out... CLICK HERE FOR "NEW" PICS
I'm (STILL) working on a few different essays to add to the collection, and they'll probably be more cynic-based instead of the essays that I've written lately that aren't so cynical. I'm also writing a book and eventually I'll post the first few chapters so anyone that wants to read it can get a sneak preview. That is, if I can get past the first chapter. D'OH!
Respectfully,
OnyxSkye (member since 1977)
Don't ask me what I was thinking, you'll read it all here
It's depressing, It's discouraging, it's my life
Here's a story...bout a lovely lady
I may be an idiot, but at least I can entertain myself
Why only people who know what they're buying should be allowed to shop
Even bad writers have an off week every once in awhile
If you're a (movie) addict and you know it clap your hands
A memorial to one of the greatest men in my life
One of the many reasons I hate Thanksgiving
Who says kids in thongs are cute?
A man...a snake...how legends are made
You won't see no stinkin easter bunnies here
they took my money, they took my pride, and used it so Clinton could be aquittified
Another year older, pretending not to be wiser
Trick or Treat? Scary Stories to Read at Night
(please? pretty please? dammit, just do it!)
Send your friends! Send your enemies! Send some random stranger whose email address you found in the bathroom stall!
OMG It's a Brand-Spankin' New Essay!! (08/02/01)
Sorry, I have enough friends...call me in fifty years, k?
Reaction To A High School Tragedy
Tragedy...OnyxStyle =-(
The Things I Wrote About When There Was Nothing Else To Write About
The Holiday Essays...Dated, but still good
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