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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Sun 6/1/08: 7am/10am EST The Buccaneer (Yul Brynner as a pirate in 1812) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 AM ALIEN HUNTER SCIFI Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel 11:00 am Shaun of the Dead Comedy Central Noon Sky High Disney Channel Dr. Dolittle (1998, Eddie Murphy) Family Channel Hand That Rocks The Cradle (psycho babysitter) Showtime 12:30 PM ALONE IN THE DARK SCIFI 12:30 & 6:55pm Deepwater The Movie Channel 1:00 pm Blast From The Past (WW3 comedy) CW The Bourne Identity USA Network Me, Myself & Irene FX Channel Perry Mason: Case of the Killer Kiss Hallmark Channel 1pm & 6:30am Throw Momma From The Train (Billy Crystal, Danny DeVito) American Movie Classics 1pm/4pm EST My Fair Lady (1964, Rex Harrison, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 pm Andromeda Strain (2008 remake, 4 hours) A&E Dr. Dolittle 3 (no Eddie Murphy) Family Channel Fight Club Cinemax 2:30 PM VIRUS (1995) SCIFI Kill Bill 1 & 2 Spike (TNN) 3:00 pm A Knight's Tale (2001) TBS Funny Farm (Chevy Chase moves to the country) American Movie Classics 3:30 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl USA Network 3:30 pm Scooby-Doo Cartoon Network 4:00 pm Scooby-Doo (2002) Family Channel 4:30 PM JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING (with Kurt Russell) SCIFI Dead Silence Cinemax 5:00 pm Police Academy Comedy Central Braveheart (Mel Gibson) HBO #2 National Velvet Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The King & I (Yul Brynner) FOX Movie Channel 5:30 pm 13 Going On 30 (2004) FX Channel Spider-Man TBS 5:50 pm Lethal Weapon 4 Cinemax Underdog Starz 5:55 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 6:00 pm Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) Family Channel The Perfect Man (2005) TNT Powder (1995) Flix Murder at 75 Birch (1999) Lifetime 6pm & 8pm Secrets of the Summer House (2008) Lifetime Movie Channel 6pm/9pm EST Scream 3 IFC 6:30 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest USA Network PITCH BLACK (2000) SCIFI 6:45 pm Inside Man (2006) More Max 6:55 pm Deepwater (2005) The Movie Channel 7:00 pm The 10 Commandments (2006 remake) ION Hook (Peter Pan: Robin Williams, with Dustin Hoffman as Capt. Hook) Cartoon Network Sky Kids 3 Telemundo 7:20 pm The Santa Clause 3 (Martin Short as evil Jack Frost) Starz 8:00 pm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990, live-action) Family Channel Dances With Wolves (1990) Encore Days Of Thunder (Tom Cruise as a racecar driver) CMT Dexter (new ep) Showtime #2 The Falculty (1998) Flix 8pm & 10pm Secondhand Lions (2003) TBS 8pm & 10:15pm Pretty Woman (1990) TNT 8pm/11pm EST Ravenous (1999, Jeffrey Jones vs. cannibals) IFC 8:30 pm The 6th Day (2000) Telemundo 9:00 PM STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT SCIFI Perry Mason: Case of the Killer Kiss (1993) Hallmark Channel Shrek the 3rd (2007) HBO 9pm & 1am Ice Road Truckers (new ep) History 9:45 pm Teaching Ms. Tingle (1999) Flix 9:45/12:45 EST Wendigo (2001, it's in the woods) IFC 10:00 pm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (1991, vs. Shredder) Family Channel Wall of Secrets (2003) Lifetime Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History 10pm/1am EST Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970 spoof) FOX Movie Channel 12:00 am AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001) TBS Dark Water FX Channel 12:30 am Clueless (1995) TNT Knocked Up (2007) HBO Lucky Number Slevin Showtime 12:45/3:45 EST Hair (1979, John Savage, Treat Williams) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Hard To Kill Cinemax 1am/4am EST Scream 2 WGN 3:00 AM 12:01 (1993) SCIFI 4:30 am Premonition Showtime Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel 5:00 am Shrek 3 HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 6-2-08: 10:00 am Dark Water FX Channel Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax 10:45 am Funny Farm (Chevy Chase moves to the country) American Movie Classics 12:00 pm Night At The Museum HBO 12:30 pm Spy Game (2001) USA Network 1:45 pm The Blues Brothers (Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi) Cinemax 2:50 pm Dirty Dancing Showtime 3:00 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl USA Network 8pm & 12am Look Who's Talking American Movie Classics 12:00 am The Girl From BIKINI Cinemax 2:00 am Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas American Movie Classics The Golden Child (Eddie Murphy fantasy, Tibet) Bravo 2:30 am Bride Of Chucky USA Network ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 6-4-08: 4:30 pm The Producers (1968, Mel Brooks) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 pm Incubus (2005) Showtime #2 7:45/10:45 EST Reservoir Dogs (1992, Harvey Keitel) IFC 8:00 pm Escape From New York (1981, Kurt Russell) American Movie Classics My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO #2 Nurse Betty (she's in a world of her own) The Movie Channel Stuart Little 2 Family Channel 9:00 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007) Starz The Scorpion King (a 2002 sequel to The Mummy) USA Network 10:00 pm Missing In Action (Chuck Norris) American Movie Classics John Adams (see HBO page for description) HBO #2 Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Mel Brooks) Fox Movie Channel 4:15/7:15 EST Ghosts: Italian Style (1969, Sophia Loren in a haunted castle) Turner Classic Movies 6:15/9:15 EST Union Station (1950) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 6-5-08: 3:30/6:30 EST comedy shorts: Menu & Penny Wisdom (1933, 1937) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Kaw (2006) SCIFI John Grisham's The Gingerbread Man (1998) Sundance Channel 7:20 pm Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Starz 7:35/10:35 EST Eaten Alive (1976, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones, pet crocodiles) IFC 7:45/10:45 EST Piccadilly (1929, Anna May Wong) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm The Mummy (1999) Encore Point Of No Return (1993, Bridget Fonda as hitwoman) ION The Princess Bride (1987) American Movie Classics Shrek the 3rd (2007) HBO #2 8pm & 10:30pm Stephen King's Misery (1990, Kathy Bates, James Caan) WE 8:15 pm Godsend (2004, send in the clones) The Movie Channel 8:45/11:45 EST Daughter Of The Dragon (1931, Anna May Wong) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm 300 HBO Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof) More Max Never Cry Werewolf (2008, Kevin Sorbo) SCIFI 9:15/12:15 EST Habit (1997, my new friend is a vampire) IFC 10:00 pm The Karate Kid 2 (don't miss the opening scene) American Movie Classics John Adams (see HBO page for description) HBO #2 Penn & Teller's Bull: The Best Of Showtime The Fan (1996, DeNiro) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Crime 360 (new ep) A&E 10:30 pm Redline Starz 11pm/2am EST Shanghai Express (1932, Anna May Wong) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Sherlock Holmes in A Study In Scarlet (1933) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 6-6-08: 9:30 am Escape From the Planet of the Apes (Roddy McDowell, Kim Hunter) American Movie Classics follwed by Conquest of the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics 1:30 pm Battle for the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics Man Of The Year (Robin Williams) HBO 2:30 pm Disturbia Cinemax 3:15 pm Jewel Of The Nile (Romancing The Stone 2) American Movie Classics 4:30 pm Poseidon Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST My Favorite Spy (Bob Hope, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm The Karate Kid 2 (don't miss the opening scene) American Movie Classics 6:00 pm Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn coaches high school football) VS 6:30 pm The Shawshank Redemption HBO Signature 6:50 pm The Zodiac (2005) The Movie Channel 7:00 pm Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde ION 7pm/10pm EST Our Man In Havana (1960, Alec Guinness) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Tremors 2 (1996) More Max 7:35 pm Underdog (2007) Starz 8:00 pm Alpha Dog (2006, drug dealers) HBO #2 Castaway (2000, Tom Hanks meets Mr. Wilson) TNT Disturbia (2007) Cinemax Princess Diaries 2 (2004, Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway) Disney Channel Return To Paradise (1998) Flix Scary Movie 4 (spoof of 2006 scifi & horror movies) Encore US Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics White Chicks (2004, Shawn & Marlon Wayans) FOX 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: Highly dangerous things History 8:30 pm Back To Back: American Yakuza 2 The Movie Channel 8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japan animated) IFC 9:00 pm Hot Fuzz (2007) HBO Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter (new ep) SCIFI The Good Witch (2008 TV-movie) Hallmark Channel The Mask (Jim Carrey) TBS Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn coaches high school football) VS 9pm/12am EST Hitchcock's The 39 Steps (1935) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Ed Gein (2001, see Texas Chainsaw Massacre page) IFC 9:30 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: Abstinence Showtime 10:00 pm Alice, Sweet Alice (1977) Flix Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray vs. Mr. Gopher) TV-Land Hidden Evil (2001) Lifetime Movies Channel John Adams (see HBO page for description) HBO #2 Transformers Cinemax 10:40 pm Click Starz 11:00 pm Motel Hell (a past Monstervision feature) American Movie Classics 11pm/2am EST Wicked, Wicked (1973, a psycho kills blondes) Turner Classic Movies 12:45/3:45 EST Hitchcock's Frenzy (1972, Jon Finch) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Halloween 5: Revenge Of Michael Myers American Movie Classics Tarzeena Cinemax 2:00 am Wake Of Death Spike (TNN) 2:30 am Transformers Cinemax 3:00 am The Guyver SCIFI Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1965) American Movie Classics 4:00 am The Goonies TBS Slither HBO 5am/8am EST Track Of The Cat (1954, panther stalks a remote cabin) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am American Pie 2 TBS Hot Shots! (Charlie Sheen, Lloyd Bridges) HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 6-7-08: 7:00 am The Dark Command American Movie Classics 7pm/10pm EST Sons Of The Desert (1933, Laurel & Hardy) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am The Goonies TBS 9:00 AM BEAST OF BRAY ROAD, THE SCIFI 9:30am & 9:30pm Shrek the 3rd HBO 10:30 am Crocodile Dundee 2 TBS Fargo (terrible things can happen in the middle of nowhere) Comedy Central 11:00 am Flightplan FX Channel JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS SCIFI 11am/2pm EST On The Beach (1959, watching the mushroom clouds) Turner Classic Movies followed by Darling Lili (1970, Julie Andrews as WW1 spy) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 pm Princess Diaries 2 (Julie Andrews) Disney Channel 12pm/3pm EST Mr. Magoo (1997, Leslie Nielsen) WGN 12:30 pm Better Off Dead Family Channel 1:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY SCIFI 2:00 pm The Landlord (1970) The Movie Channel 3:00 pm The Mask TBS Coyote Ugly (2000) E! CURSED (2005) SCIFI Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 3:30 pm Look Who's Talking Now (a past Monstervision feature) Oxygen Pretty Woman (1990) TNT 4:00 pm In The Line Of Fire CW 4:30 pm Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle) TV-Land The Patriot Cinemax 5:00 PM HYBRID SCIFI US Marshals (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics 5:30 pm Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) HBO 5:45 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile The Movie Channel 6:00 pm Castaway (Tom Hanks meets Mr. Wilson) TNT 6:30 pm Days Of Thunder (Tom Cruise) CMT 7:00 PM RESIDENT EVIL (2002) SCIFI Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray) TV-Land Bridge Of Time (1997) ION 7:30 pm Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) HBO #2 7:30/10:30 EST Father Goose (1964, Cary Grant WW2 comedy as the Filthy Beast) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Finding Nemo (2003 animated) ABC Sybil (2008) CBS Contact Encore 8pm & 12:30am Silence Of The Lambs (Hello, Clarice) A&E 9:00 pm Robin Hood (new ep) BBC America Rise: Blood Hunter (2007, Lucy Lu vs. vampires) SCIFI Spider-Man 3 Starz 9:30 pm Lucky Number Slevin Showtime #2 9:35 pm Shrek the 3rd HBO 9:45/12:45 EST Urbania (2000) IFC 10:00 pm Zathura (2005) TBS 10:30 pm Masters Of Horror The Movie Channel Return To Me (2000) WE 10:30/1:30 EST Jackie Brown (1997, Pam Grier) WGN 11:00 PM DOG SOLDIERS (Army vs. werewolves in Scotland) SCIFI Pulp Fiction VH-1 Tokyo Drift HBO Midnight Final Destination 2 USA Network 12:30 am Bikini Pirates (2007) Cinemax 1:00 AM BLOODSUCKERS (2005) SCIFI Lethal Weapon 2 HBO Until Death (2007) Spike (TNN) 2:00 am Crocodile Dundee 2 TBS 3:00 AM Mr. Bean's Holiday (Rowan Atkinson) HBO TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD (Dennis Miller vs. vampiras) SCIFI followed by two Twilight Zone eps SCIFI 3am/6am EST Stagecoach (1939, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am Watchers Cinemax ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 6-8-08: 9:00 AM SHOCKER SCIFI 11:00 AM IT WAITS SCIFI 11am/2pm EST Cyrano De Bergerac (1950, Jose Ferrer) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM BRIDE OF CHUCKY SCIFI 3:00 PM GRUDGE, THE SCIFI 5:00 PM CABIN FEVER SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST 20,000,000 Miles To Earth (1957) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants (2005) Family Channel 5:55 pm Black Snake (Samuel L. Jackson) Showtime 6:00 pm Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax X-Men (2000) FX Channel 6pm & 10pm The Princess Bride (1987) American Movie Classics 6:15 pm Casper the Friendly Ghost (1995) Encore 6:30 pm Transformers More Max Big Nothing (2007) Showtime #2 Die Hard with a Vengeance (Bruce Willis vs. Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson) TNT 6:30/9:30 EST First Men In The Moon (1964) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 PM ROCK MONSTER (2008) SCIFI Anastasia: The Mystery Of Anna (1986, Rex Harrison) ION Out For A Kill (2003, Steven Seagal) Spike (TNN) Making of: The Incredible Hulk HBO 7:15 pm Blue Streak (1999) HBO 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep) FOX Kinky Boots (2005 comedy) BBC America Nat. Lampoon's Vacation (1983, Chevy Chase) CMT Nurse Betty (she's in a world of her own) The Movie Channel Pulp Fiction VH-1 Shrek the 3rd HBO #2 Stephen King's Stand By Me (1986, four boys find a body) American Movie Classics Striptease (1996, Demi Moore as a working it mother) Encore X-Men United (2003) FX Channel 8pm/11pm EST My Left Foot (1989) IFC 9:00 PM BENEATH LOCH NESS (2001) SCIFI Backwoods (2008, they'll wish for deliverance) Spike (TNN) Deep Impact (1998, comet vs. Earth) TNT Disturbia More Max Get A Clue (2002) Disney Channel Hairspray (2007) HBO Perry Mason Returns (1985, Raymond Burr) Hallmark Channel 9pm & 1am Ice Road Truckers (new ep) History Channel 10:00 pm John Carpenter's The Eyes Of Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway) Flix Disturbing Behavior (1998) The Movie Channel 11pm/2am EST Kwaidan (1964) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER SCIFI 6am/9am EST Girls On Probation (1938, Ronald Reagan) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 6-9-08: 8:00 am The Incredible Hulk eps all week (don't make Bill Bixby angry) SCIFI 10:00 am Spider-Man 2 FX Channel 11:00 am Transformers Cinemax 12:30 pm Road House (Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) VH-1 1:30 pm Stephen King's Stand By Me American Movie Classics 2:40 pm World Trade Center (Nicholas Cage as a trapped firefighter) The Movie Channel 3:15/6:15 EST White Cargo (1942, Hedy Lamarr in Africa) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 pm Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a teenage werewolf) American Movie Classics 4:30 pm The Hebrew Hammer Comedy Central 5:00 pm X2: X-Men United FX Channel 5:30pm & 12am WarGames (a computer wants to see nuclear war) American Movie Classics 6:00 pm Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn coaches high school football) VS 7:30 pm Monsters, Inc (animated, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Toon Disney 7:30pm & 1:30am Transformers Cinemax 8:00 pm Stephen King's Christine (my car loves me) American Movie Classics Fantastic 4 (2005) FX Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Entrapment (1999, Sean Connery) WE 8:30 pm Meatballs (1979, Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm John Adams ep (see HBO page for description) HBO #2 10:05 pm Nacho Libre (2006) The Movie Channel 10:15 pm Firestarter American Movie Classics 10:30 pm Dead Birds Showtime 10:45 pm L.A. Confidential (1997, set in 1950s) Starz 11pm/2am EST Little Big Man (Dustin Hoffman as survivor of Custer's Last Stand) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am WarGames (launch the subs, flush the bombers, we are at DEFCOM 1) American Movie Classics 1:00 am 300 HBO Analyze That (2002) TBS 2:00 am Desert Heat (1999) USA Network 3:00 am Broken Arrow HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 6/10/08: 8:00 am The Incredible Hulk marathon continues (don't make Bill Bixby angry) SCIFI The Hebrew Hammer Comedy Central 8:15 am Absence Of Malice (1981) American Movie Classics 10:30 am WarGames (Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman) American Movie Classics 12:30 pm Hairspray HBO 3:15 pm Stephen King's Christine (my car loves me) American Movie Classics 3:45/6:45 EST Impressions Of Garland (BBC bio of Judy Garland) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Bandits (2001, Bruce Willis) Comedy Central 4:30 pm Fantastic 4 (2005) FX Channel 5pm/8pm EST Charlie Chan At The Circus (1936, Warner Oland, Keye Luke) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST Charlie Chan In Honolulu (Sidney Toler, Victor Sen Yung) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel 7:40 pm Spider-Man 3 Starz 7:45/10:45 EST Charlie Chan in The Scarlet Clue (Sidney Toler, Benson Fong) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Most Outrageous Moments (new ep) NBC Rush Hour (1998, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Encore Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) The Movie Channel 8pm/11pm EST Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel 8:15 pm Rocky Balboa (Stallone, 2006) Showtime #2 8:30 pm Hairspray (2007) HBO 9:00 pm The Wicker Man (2006, Nicholas Cage) HBO Signature 9pm/12am EST Thank You, Mr. Moto (1937, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Bio of Patrick Duffy (The Man From Atlantis) Biography Channel Comic Books Unbound Starz The Karate Kid (1984) VH-1 10pm/1am EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) Fox Movie Channel 10:15/1:15 EST Daughter Of Shanghai (1937, Anna May Wong) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM Stephen King's CHILDREN OF THE CORN SCIFI 11:30/2:30 EST Mr. Wong in Chinatown (1939, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies 12:45/3:45 EST Phantom Of Chinatown (Keye Luke, Lotus Long) Turner Classic Movies 2am/5am EST The Jade Mask (1945, Sidney Toler) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM FRAILTY (2002) SCIFI 3:15/6:15 EST Don't Worry We'll Think Of A Title (1966, Rose Marie) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am Absence Of Malice (1981) American Movie Classics 4:45/7:45 EST Billie (1965, Patty Duke, Jim Backus) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Atomic Submarine American Movie Classics 6:15/9:15 EST Lord Love A Duck (1966, Tuesday Weld, Harvey Korman) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 6/11/08: 7:00 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum) Showtime 8:00 am The Incredible Hulk marathon continues (don't make Bill Bixby angry) SCIFI Bandits (2001, Bruce Willis) Comedy Central 8:15/11:15 EST World Of Henry Orient (Peter Sellers, 1964) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 am Mee-Shee, The Water Giant The Movie Channel 10:15 am Shrek the 3rd HBO 10:15/1:15 EST The Rat Race (1960, Debbie Reynolds, Tony Curtis, Don Rickles) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 am The Omen American Movie Classics 11:30 am The Karate Kid VH-1 Noon Hot Shots! HBO 12:15/3:15 EST Pajama Party (1964, Tommy Kirk as the Martian) Turner Classic Movies 1:45/4:45 EST Kiss Me, Stupid (1964, Ray Walston, Dean Martin) Turner Classic Movies 2:30 pm Blair Witch Project The Movie Channel 3:45/6:45 EST Billy Wilder Speaks (2006 profile of the director) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm My Stepmother Is An Alien (Dan Aykroyd) Comedy Central 5:15 pm What's Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993) HBO Signature 6:00 pm Navy SEALS American Movie Classics 6:50 pm Deja Vu (2006) Starz 7:15 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 7:30 pm Spy Kids (2001) Toon Disney 8:00 pm Dracula 2000 (Christopher Plummer, Gerard Butler) American Movie Classics Scary Movie 4 (2006) Encore Shrek the 3rd (2007) HBO 8pm & 10:30pm Hellboy (2004) FX Channel 8pm & 10:30pm The Perfect Storm (2000) TNT 9:00 pm The Number 23 (2007) HBO Signature Ghost Hunters (new ep) SCIFI Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) Starz 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Lizzie Borden's ghost History 9:30 pm Circus Of The Stars NBC The Faculty (1998) Encore 10:00 pm Mars...Alive? Discovery Channel Men In Trees (last of series) ABC Species (1995) American Movie Classics 10:45/1:45 EST Operation Crossbow (1965, George Peppard, Trevor Howard) Turner Classic Movies 12:45/3:45 EST Brass Target (1978, George Patton targeted) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM THE DARK SCIFI 3:45/6:45 EST The Thin Man (William Powell, Myrna Loy) Turner Classic Movies followed by Another Thin Man (1939) Turner Classic Movies 7:15/10:15 EST Myrna Loy (1991 profile, narrated by Kathleen Turner) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 6/12/08: 8:00 am The Incredible Hulk marathon continues (don't make Bill Bixby angry) SCIFI 8:30 pm Meatballs (1979, Bill Murray) The Movie Channel 11:00 am Hot Shots! HBO Noon Death Wish and Death Wish 2 American Movie Classics 12:30 pm Mr. Bean's Holiday HBO 2:00 pm Fatal Attraction (1987, Glenn Close won't be IGNORED) Lifetime The Producers (Mel Brooks) HBO 2:45/5:45 EST My Favorite Brunette (1947, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 pm Weekend At Bernie's Cinemax Meatballs The Movie Channel 7:00 PM JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING SCIFI Twitches Too (sequel about teen twin witches) Disney Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Aliens (director's cut) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans blaxploitation spoof, 1994) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) HBO Shanghai Noon (2000, Jackie Chan in the Old West) Encore 8pm/11pm EST The Evil Dead (1982, Bruce Campbell vs. zombies) IFC 8:30 pm Disturbing Behavior (1998) The Movie Channel Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981, Harrison Ford) USA Network 9:00 PM THE HULK (2003) SCIFI Hairspray (2007) HBO #2 Underdog (2007, live-action & animation) Starz 9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History 9:30/12:30 EST The Burning (1981) IFC 10:00 pm Fear Itself (new ep, Eric Roberts in a haunted house) NBC Austin Powers in Goldmember (Mike Myers, Michael Caine) TBS Penn & Teller's Bull! Showtime The Plague (2006) The Movie Channel Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax The One (2001, Jet Li vs. evil twin from parallel world) Encore 10:30 pm Twister Starz 12:00 AM SS DOOMTROOPER SCIFI 3:00 AM IN THE SPIDERS WEB SCIFI 3am/6am EST Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST George Washington Slept Here (1942, Jack Benny comedy) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friday the 13th: 8:00 am The Incredible Hulk marathon continues (don't make Bill Bixby angry) SCIFI 8:30/11:30 EST Night In Casablanca (1946, Marx Brothers) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am The Fog (1980, angry ghosts coming to town) American Movie Classics 10am/1pm EST Major Dundee (1965, Charlton Heston, James Coburn) Turner Classic Movies 11:15 am Brazil (Monty Python meets Big Brother in 1984) Cinemax 2:45/5:45 EST The Devil's Brigade (1968, set in WW2) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics 6:00 pm Raiders Of The Lost Ark (Harrison Ford) USA Network 7:00 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) VH-1 Godzilla (1998) Family Channel 7:15 pm Charlotte's Web (2006, Dakota Fanning, voice of Julia Roberts) Showtime 7:30/10:30 EST Speed (Dennis Hopper as a mad bomber) Fox Movie Channel 7:35 pm The Hitcher (2007) More Max 8:00 pm Antz (1998, animated) Cartoon Network Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder) TV-Land Escape From New York (Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasence, Isaac Hayes) American Movie Classics High School Musical 2 Disney Channel Coyote Ugly (2000) Encore Saw 3 Showtime #2 True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) TNT 8pm & 12am Bev. Hills Cop & Bev. Hills Cop 2 (4 hours) Bravo 8:30 pm Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom (1984) USA Network 8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japan animated) IFC 8:45/11:45 EST Westward The Women (1951, wagon train of mail-order brides) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm 300 HBO Doctor Who (new ep, Agatha Christie vs. a giant wasp in 1926) SCIFI 9pm/12am EST Sleepaway Camp (sleeping bags become bodybags) IFC 9:45 pm The Bone Collector (1999) Encore The Faculty Flix 10:00 pm Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI King Kong (1976, when monkey die everybody cry) American Movie Classics Penn & Teller's Bull (2 eps) Showtime Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Teri Garr, Peter Boyle) TV-Land 10pm/1am EST Speed (mad bomber puts bomb on speeding bus) Fox Movie Channel 10:15 pm The Devil Wears Prada HBO #2 11:00 pm Eraser (Schwarzenegger) TNT 12:00 am Casino (1995, DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Sharon Stone) USA Network 12am & 5am The Bodyguard (1992, Kevin Costner) TBS 1:00 am Breaking All The Rules Oxygen The Fury (1978) American Movie Classics 1:30 am The 6th Day (2000) TNT 2:00 am Ong-Bak: Thai Warrior Spike (TNN) 2:30 am The Blues Brothers (1980, Belushi & Aykroyd) "We're on a mission for God" Cinemax 2:30/5:30 EST comedy shorts: Menu & Penny Wisdom (1933,1937) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM MOMENTUM SCIFI 3:30 am Magic (1978) American Movie Classics 5am/8am EST The 3rd Man (Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Shoot To Kill (1988) TNT 6:05 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Wayans) Showtime 6:30 am Conan the Barbarian (1982, Schwarzenegger vs. James Earl Jones) Cinemax Godsend (their little boy is such a clone) The Movie Channel 7am/10am EST Block-Heads (1938, Laurel & Hardy as war veterans) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 6/14/08: 8:00 am Hard Rain (1998) TNT 8am/11am EST Swiss Miss (1938, Laurel & Hardy) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM Batman Returns Cinemax PATH OF DESTRUCTION SCIFI Wall Street (1987) "Greed is good!" Spike (TNN) 10:00 am Kiss Kiss Bang Bang TNT 10:45/1:45 EST King Solomon's Mines (1950, raiders of the lost treasure) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 AM Cradle 2 the Grave FX Channel Disturbia Cinemax TORNADO: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI Noon & 12am Paycheck (2003, Ben Affleck) TNT 12pm/3pm EST Bubble Boy (2001) WGN 12:30/3:30 EST The Wind & the Lion (Sean Connery as Arab warlord) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM ATOMIC TWISTER SCIFI Undisputed 2: Last Man FX Channel 2:30 pm Eraser (Schwarzenegger) TNT Casino (1995, DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Sharon Stone) USA Network 2:45/5:45 EST Topkapi (1964, Maximilian Schell) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 PM BLACK HOLE SCIFI Blade (1998, Wesley Snipes) FX Channel Wayne's World & Wayne's World 2 Comedy Central 3pm & 12am Herbie Fully Loaded TBS 4:30 pm Young Frankenstein TV-Land 5:00 PM 10.5 APOCALYPSE (4 hours, 2006) SCIFI True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) TNT 5pm/8pm EST A Face In The Crowd (1957, Walter Matthau vs. Andy Griffith) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom USA Network Silence Of The Lambs A&E Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines FX Channel 6:00 pm The Staircase Murders Lifetime Disturbia Cinemax 6:15 pm Superman Returns (2006) HBO #2 6:35 pm The Guardian (2006, Kevin Costner) Starz 7:00 pm Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Cleavon Little) TV-Land National Security Telemundo 7pm & 9:30pm The Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews) Family Channel 7:15 pm Godsend (2004, their little boy is such a clone) The Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST The Fortune Cookie (1966, fake lawsuit comedy) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Hairspray (2007) HBO Goodfellas (1990, DeNiro, Ray Liotta, Paul Sorvino) Lifetime Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade (1989, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford) USA Network Lethal Weapon 3 Encore Monsters, Inc (2001, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) ABC Quigley Down Under (1990, Tom Selleck) American Movie Classics RV (2006, Robin Williams) TBS Scary Movie (2000) Comedy Central The Transporter & The Transporter 2 FX Channel X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Cinemax 8pm & 12am Die Hard (1988, Bruce Willis vs. terrorists) A&E 8pm & 12am The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976, Clint Eastwood) History Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Stephen King's Misery (Kathy Bates, James Caan) WE 9:00 pm Nat. Lampoon's Vacation (1983, Chevy Chase) CMT American Psycho 2: All-American Girl (2002) The Movie Channel Assault On Precinct 13 Telemundo Big Business (Lily Tomlin & Bette Midler meet their evil twins) TV-Land I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Starz Spy Kids (2001) Disney Channel 9pm & 1am NYC: TORNADO TERROR (2008) SCIFI 9:30/12:30 EST Kotch (1971, Walter Matthau) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Rush Hour (1998, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Encore Without A Paddle (2004) Comedy Central 10:15 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 10:30 pm The Magnificent 7 (Yul Brynner, Robert Vaughn) American Movie Classics Walking Tall TNT 10:30 & 1am Masters Of Horror The Movie Channel 10:30 & 2:30am Sopranos ep A&E 11:00 PM DISASTER ZONE: VOLCANO IN NEW YORK SCIFI 12:30/3:30 EST Bubble Boy (2001) WGN 1:00 am The Undefeated (1969) American Movie Classics The Godfather 3 HBO 2:00 am Jurassic Park NBC Nurse Betty (she's been in a world of her own since the murder) The Movie Channel 3:00 AM FIRE: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI Wild West Tech episode History Channel 3am/6am EST Vice Versa (1948, man and boy switch bodies) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am Rocky Balboa (Stallone, 2007) HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 6/15/08: 9:00 AM HOUSE OF THE DEAD SCIFI 11:00 AM DEAD MEN WALKING SCIFI 1:00 PM ROUTE 666 (you'll get your kix) SCIFI 3:00 PM DEAD AND DEADER SCIFI 5:00 PM BLOODRAYNE SCIFI 5:30 pm Hang Em High (1968) American Movie Classics followed by The Good, The Bad & the Ugly (1966, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics 5:40 pm I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Starz 6:00 pm The Fan (1996, short for fanatic) The Movie Channel Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade (1989, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford) USA Network The Transporter & The Transporter 2 FX Channel Walking Tall (remake starring The Rock) TNT 6:15 pm Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Flix 6:20 pm Great Outdoors (Dan Aykroyd, John Candy) Encore 6:45 pm Poseidon (2006) Cinemax 7:00 PM H20 (2 eps, teen mermaids in Australia) Nickelodeon RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004) SCIFI Scary Movie (2000) Comedy Central 7:15 pm School For Scoundrels (2006) Showtime 7:30 pm 4 Brothers (2005) TNT 8:00 pm Hairspray (2007) HBO #2 9:00 PM DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004) SCIFI Without A Paddle (2004) Comedy Central 9pm & 1am Gene Simmons (new ep) A&E 9:30 pm 4 Brothers (2005) TNT 9:45 pm Homicide (Joe Mantegna) Flix 9:50 pm American Pie (1999) Encore 10:00 pm RV (2006, Robin Williams) TBS Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) The Movie Channel Transformers (2007) Cinemax 11:00 pm Shrek the 3rd HBO 11:30 pm The Perfect Storm TNT Freedomland (2006) FX Channel Tarzeena Cinemax 12:30 am The Black Dahlia HBO 2:30 am 48 Hours (1982) HBO 3:00 AM LEPRECHAUN 3 SCIFI 4:30 am The Pink Panther The Movie Channel followed by Smithereens The Movie Channel 5:45/8:45am EST Hitchcock's "Murder" (1930) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Chinatown Cinemax ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 6/16/08: 7:30/10:30 EST Hitchcock's "Number 17" (1932) Turner Classic Movies followed by Whistling In The Dark (1941, murder mystery spoof) Turner Classic Movies and then Whistling In Dixie (1942 sequel) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital SCIFI Shaun of the Dead (zombie spoof) Comedy Central 9:05am & 3:20pm The Zodiac The Movie Channel 10:00 am Freedomland (2006) FX Channel 10:30 am Blair Witch Project The Movie Channel 11:30/2:30 EST The Thin Man Goes Home (1945) Turner Classic Movies Noon Liar Liar (1997) USA Network 12:30 pm Ticker Showtime 1:30 pm Hang Em High (1968) American Movie Classics 1:45 pm Smithereens The Movie Channel 2:00 pm American Pie 2 USA Network Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 4:00 pm The Good, The Bad & the Ugly (1966, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics 4:30 pm Heart Condition (haunted transplant) Comedy Central 6:00 pm Universal Soldier (you can't kill undead soldiers) Cinemax 6:30 pm The Bedroom Window (1987) The Movie Channel Rocky Balboa (Stallone) Showtime #2 7:00 pm Man Of The Year (2006, Robin Williams) HBO 7:10 pm Disturbia (2007) More Max Murder At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave (1997) Starz 8:00 pm Middleman (1st ep, from the creator of Lost, repeated @ 9pm) Family Channel Quantum Leap (Mon-Wed @ 8pm) ION 8pm & 12:30 am Iron Eagle (1986, Louis Gossett Jr) American Movie Classics 8:30 pm Barnyard (2006, comedy) The Movie Channel 9:00 pm The Dead Zone (Mon-Wed @ 9pm) ION Demolition Man (1993, Stallone vs. Wesley Snipes in year 2032) More Max Independence Day (1996, Will Smith, Bill Pullman) Starz 9pm & 1am Intervention (2 eps) A&E 9:30/12:30 EST Black Widow (1987) Fox Movie Channel 9:45 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Encore 10:00 pm Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford) Bravo Weeds (1st new ep of season) Showtime 10pm & 2am Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal (new) A&E 10:30 pm Missing In Action (Chuck Norris) American Movie Classics Secret Diary of a Call Girl, 1st ep (Billie Piper) Showtime 11:00 PM (ANIME MOVIE) NINJA SCROLL SCIFI Midnight Kinky Sex Club (2005) Cinemax 12am/3am EST Tootsie (a past Monstervision feature, Dustin Hoffman) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Hot Fuzz (2007) HBO eXistenZ Showtime 2:00 am American Pie 2 USA Network 2am/5am EST All-American Co-ed (1941, boy wears dress to go to women's college) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 am Jewel Of The Nile (Romancing The Stone 2) American Movie Classics Living Death (2006) Showtime 4:00 am Last King Of Scotland HBO 5:00 am More American Graffiti (sequel to American Graffiti) Cinemax ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tues 6-17-08: 8:00 am Outer Limits (color) SCIFI 10:00 am John Carpenter's Vampires FX Channel 8:00 pm AFI's 10 Top 10 inc. scifi, fantasy, mystery, gangster, animation (etc.) CBS Casper the Friendly Ghost (1995, Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman) Encore Animal House (1978, John Belushi) American Movie Classics 9:45 pm Bad Day At Black Rock (1955) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Planet Of The Apes (1968, Roddy McDowell) American Movie Classics 11:00 PM JASON X (Friday the 13th in space) SCIFI 3:00 AM MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 6-18-08: 8:00 am Stargate eps SCIFI 7:00 pm Help! (1965, the Beatles vs. mad scientist) Sundance Channel 8:00 pm Burnt Offerings (1976, Karen Black, Bette Davis) Flix American Psycho 2 (2002) The Movie Channel Hairspray (2007) HBO Open Range (2003, Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am MonsterQuest (2 eps) History Channel 8:15 pm Christmas Vacation (1989, Chevy Chase) Cinemax 9:00 pm Underdog (2007) Starz 9:30 pm Celebrity Circus NBC 10:00 pm John Carpenter's The Eyes Of Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway) Flix Broken Arrow (1996) HBO Donnie Darko (2001) Sundance Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Five Miles To Midnight (1963, Tony Perkins) Turner Classic Movies 12:30/3:30 EST Pride & the Passion (1957, Cary Grant vs. Napoleon) Turner Classic Movies 2:45/5:45 EST Legend Of The Lost (1957, raiders of the desert forbidden temple) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM MONSTER MAN SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 6-19-08: 8:00 am Doctor Who (season 2) SCIFI 10:00 am Master Of Disguise FX Channel 11:15/2:15 EST Hitchcock's The Trouble With Harry (comedy) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST The Desperate Hours (1955, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Transformers Cinemax 7:00 PM DINOTOPIA (6 hours) SCIFI 7:30/10:30 EST Dead Alive (1992, zombies) IFC 8:00 pm Dirty Harry (1971, Clint Eastwood) ION City Slickers 2: Legend of Curly's Gold Encore Troy (2004, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Peter O'Toole) American Movie Classics 8pm & 10:30pm Men Of Honor (2000) FX Channel 9:00 pm Spider-Man 3 (2007) Starz 9:15/12:15 EST John Carpenter's The Fog (1980, angry ghosts in the fog) IFC 10:00 pm Disturbia (2007) Cinemax The Devil's Advocate (1997, Pacino as Satan, running a law firm) Encore Penn & Teller's Bull: Pornography (new ep) Showtime 10pm & 2am Tougher In Alaska (new ep) History Channel 11:30/2:30 EST The World Of Suzie Wong (Nancy Kwan, William Holden) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM Roger Corman's NOT OF THIS EARTH SCIFI 3am/6am EST comedy shorts: Menu & Penny Wisdom (1933,1937) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 6-20-08: 8:00 am Jake 2.0 SCIFI 9:15/12:15 EST Adv. of Errol Flynn (2005 bio/docu) Turner Classic Movies 11:15/2:15 EST The Pirate (1948, Gene Kelly in the Caribbean) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The King & I (1956, Yul Brynner, repeated twice in a row) FOX Movie Channel 6:25 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 6:30 pm The Negotiator (1998) HBO Signature 7:00 pm Casino (1995) Bravo Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) Starz Joy Ride (2001) FX Channel 7pm/10pm EST Lover Come Back (Dorris Day, Rock Hudson, Tony Randall) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Premonition (2007) Showtime 7:20 pm Candyman: Day Of The Dead More Max 7:30 pm Stepmom (1998) Family Channel 8:00 pm Camp Rock (2008) Disney Channel Children Of Men (2006, the last pregnant woman on Earth) HBO #2 John Carpenter's Starman (1984, Jeff Bridges) Flix The Last Samurai (Tom Cruise in Japan) American Movie Classics The One (Jet Li vs. evil twin from parallel universe) Encore Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake) FOX Talk To Me (2007) Cinemax Turbo Cartoon Network 9:00 pm Doctor Who (beware the shadows) SCIFI Bloodsport (1988, Jean-Claude Van Damme) VS Deja-Vu (2006) Starz The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) HBO Hairspray (2007) HBO Signature I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) FX Channel Spanglish (2004) TBS 9pm/12am EST Devil's Rain (1975, William Shatner (past Monstervision feature) IFC 9:30 pm Diary Of A Call Girl Showtime 9:30 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Encore 10:00 pm Big Business (Bette Midler & Lily Tomlin vs. their evil twins) TV-Land The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson vs. the Red Coats in 1776) Cinemax Penn & Teller's Bull: Pornography Showtime 10:30 pm Exit Wounds (2001) TNT 11pm/2am EST The Apple (set in the future world of 1994) Turner Classic Movies 11:10 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At Worlds End (2007) Starz 12:45/3:45 EST Roller Boogie (1979, Linda Blair, Beverly Garland) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM OUT FOR BLOOD SCIFI Backdraft (1991) TNT 3:30 am Omen 2 (1978) American Movie Classics ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 6/21/08: 7am/10am EST Way Out West (1937, Laurel & Hardy) Turner Classic Movies followed by A Chump At Oxford (1939, Laurel & Hardy) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am Shrek the 3rd HBO followed by Mr. Bean's Holiday HBO 9:00 AM DRAGON STORM SCIFI 11:00 AM SABRETOOTH SCIFI 11:15/2:15 EST Alias Jesse James (1959, Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 pm Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982, Sean Penn) Cinemax 1:00 PM MINOTAUR SCIFI 3:00 PM KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP SCIFI 3pm/6pm EST Jurassic Park WGN 3:30 pm Darkman Cinemax 4:00 pm Shrek the 3rd HBO 5:00 PM Die Hard A&E EYE OF THE BEAST SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST The 7 Samurai (1954, Kurosawa) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm The Fantastic 4 FX Channel Stepmom (1998) Family Channel 6pm/9pm EST Jurassic Park WGN 6:30 pm ATL Cinemax 7:00 PM Big Business (1988, Lily Tomlin & Bette Midler meet their evil twins) TV-Land KING OF THE LOST WORLD (2005) SCIFI 7:05 pm Ghost Rider (2007) Starz 7:15 pm Evan Almighty (2007, sequel to Bruce Almighty) HBO #2 School For Scoundrels (2006) Showtime 7:30/10:30 EST Speed 2 Fox Movie Channel 7:35 pm Disturbing Behavior (1998) The Movie Channel 8:00 pm Alexander (2004, Anthony Hopkins) American Movie Classics Camp Rock (2008) ABC End Of Days (1999, Schwarzenegger) Encore The Parent Trap (1961, Hayley Mills, Brian Keith, Leo G. Carroll) Family Channel Powder (1995) Flix Silverado (1985, Scott Glenn, Kevin Kline, Kevin Costner) CMT Stealth (2005, an automated fighter plane invents its own wargames) TBS Stuart Little 2 (2002, voice of Michael J. Fox) Disney Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Training Day (2001, Denzel Washington) Bravo 8pm & 12am Under Siege (1992, Steven Seagal) A&E 8:30 pm Day After Tomorrow (2004, global warming destroys the world) FX Channel 9:00 pm Caddyshack (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield) TV-Land Pulse (2001) The Movie Channel A Sound Of Thunder (2005, time-travelors go dinosaur hunting, inspired by Ray Bradbury) SCIFI 10:00 pm The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) Cinemax Star Trek Insurrection Flix 10pm/1am EST Speed 2 Fox Movie Channel 10:05 pm U-571 (2000, Harvey Keitel, Matthew McConaughey) Encore 10:10 pm Mission Impossible 2 TBS 10:30/1:30 EST Phoenix (1997, Ray Liotta) WGN 11:00 PM RAPTOR SCIFI 11pm/2am EST The Dirty Dozen (1967) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) VH-1 Hang Em High (1968) American Movie Classics Pulse (2001) The Movie Channel Tarzeena, Jungle Girl Cinemax V for Vendetta (2006) HBO 12:30 am Lethal Weapon & Mission Impossible 2 TBS 12:30/3:30 EST The Other Sister WGN 1:00 AM CARNOSAUR SCIFI 1:30 am Trading Places (Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax 2:00 am King Kong (1976, Jessica Lange) American Movie Classics 2:30 am Hot Fuzz (2007) HBO 3:00 AM ABERRATION SCIFI 3:30 am Hills Have Eyes 2 Cinemax 5:30/8:30 EST I Married A Witch (1942, Veronica Lake) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 6/22/08: 9:00 AM DRAGON DYNASTY SCIFI 11:00 AM MAN-THING SCIFI Bubble Boy (spoof of Freaks) Comedy Central Noon Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase) VH-1 Die Hard A&E 12pm & 2am Navy SEALs (Charlie Sheen, 1990) American Movie Classics 1:00 PM Legally Blonde Comedy Central MANEATER SCIFI Perry Mason & the Shooting Star (Raymond Burr) Hallmark 1pm/4pm EST Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 pm Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne (1995) Cinemax Hairspray (2007) HBO 2:00 pm Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks 1988) VH-1 2pm & 11:30pm Iron Eagle (1986) American Movie Classics 2:30 pm RV (Robin Williams) TBS 3:00 PM Analyze This (1999) A&E Fantastic 4 (2005) FX Channel GRIZZLY RAGE SCIFI 3:15/6:15 EST The Long Long Trailer (1954 comedy) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm Troy (2004, 3+ hours) American Movie Classics 5:00 PM SAVAGE PLANET SCIFI The Parent Trap (1998) Family Channel 5pm/8pm EST Mutiny On The Bounty (1935, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm Stealth (2005) TBS Day After Tomorrow (global warming destroys Earth in a matter of days) FX Channel Spider-Man (2002) TNT 6pm & 8pm Nightmare At The End Of The Hall (2008) Lifetime Movie Channel 6:10 pm The Good Shepherd (2006) More Max 6:30 pm Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase) VH-1 6pm/9pm EST The Cooler (2003, Alec Baldwin vs. William H. Macy) IFC 7:00 PM A SOUND OF THUNDER (2005, inspired by a Ray Bradbury story) SCIFI Legally Blonde Comedy Central Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Spike 7pm/10pm EST Volcano (1997, Tommy Lee Jones) FOX Movie Channel 7:30/10:30 EST The Hurricane (1937, Dorothy Lamour) Turner Classic Movies 7:45/10:45 EST Reservoir Dogs (1992, Harvey Keitel) IFC 8:00 pm Alexander (2004) American Movie Classics Camp Rock Disney Channel Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) FX Channel Scary Movie 4 Encore The Plague (2006) The Movie Channel 8pm & 10:10pm Con Air (1997) TBS 8:30 pm Ghostbusters (1984, Bill Murray, Aykroyd) VH-1 The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) Cinemax 9:00 PM 100 MILLION BC (2008, dinosaur accidentally released in modern California) SCIFI Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix (2007) HBO 9:30 pm The Rock (Sean Connery) Encore See No Evil (2006) The Movie Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Independence Day (Will Smith, 1996) FOX Movie Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Death & the Maiden (1994, Sigourney Weaver) IFC 10:00 pm 300 HBO #2 10:30 pm Diary of a Call Girl ep Showtime A Knight's Tale (Heath Ledger) TNT 11:00 PM Roger Corman's DINOCROC SCIFI 3:00 AM PUMPKINHEAD II: BLOOD WINGS SCIFI 3:45/6:45 EST 2-Gun Man from Harlem (1938, black cowboy framed for murder) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Home In Oklahoma (1946, Roy Rogers) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 6/23/08 8:00 am Threshold SCIFI 10pm/1am EST Mask of Fu Manchu (1932, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM (ANIME) KAI DOH MARU SCIFI 12:00 AM (ANIME) BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE SCIFI 3am/6am EST Day Of The Evil Gun Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 6/24/08 8:00 am John Doe SCIFI 3pm/6pm EST The War Wagon (1967, John Wayne vs. Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Crimson Kimono (1959) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Wendy Wu, Homecoming Warrior Disney Channel 8:00 pm Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix HBO 8pm & 10:30 pm What Women Want (2000, Mel Gibson) TNT 8:30/11:30 EST Flower Drum Song (Nancy Kwan) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm The Game Plan (2007) Starz 9:45 pm Star Trek Insurrection Flix 9:50 pm Married To The Mob (1988) Encore 10:00 pm Dot.Kill The Movie Channel My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO #2 11:00 PM Shrek the 3rd HBO SKELETON MAN SCIFI 11pm/2am EST Enter The Dragon (1973, Bruce Lee) Turner Classic Movies followed by Kill A Dragon (1967, Jack Palance) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am 8-Legged Freaks TBS 1:30 am The Graduate (1967) American Movie Classics 2:00 am Darkness (2002) USA Network The Girl From BIKINI Cinemax I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer Showtime 2:30/5:30 EST shorts: Menu & Penny Wisdom (1933,1937) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM Arachnophobia TBS SHAPESHIFTER (2005) SCIFI 3:30 am X-Men: The Last Stand Cinemax 5:00 am Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? Cinemax 6:00 am Mad Love The Movie Channel ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 6/25/08 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside SCIFI 9:15am & 11:30pm Meatballs (Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) The Movie Channel 1:00 pm Poseidon Cinemax 1:30 pm Casanova (2005) USA Network Day The Earth Stood Still American Movie Classics 2:40 pm Batman Returns Cinemax 2:45 pm Always (1989, Spielberg) HBO 3:15/6:15 EST The Naked Spur (1953, Jimmy Stewart, Janey Leigh) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm Weekend At Bernie's 2 Comedy Central 6:00 pm Navy SEALS (1990, Charlie Sheen) American Movie Classics 7pm/10pm EST Alien 3 Fox Movie Channel 7:30 pm Overboard (1987, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, Roddy McDowell) Family Channel 8:00 pm Superman Returns (2006) HBO #2 U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Nova: dark matter PBS 9:30/12:30 EST Adv. of Ford Fairlane (1990, Andrew Dice Clay) Fox Movie Channel 10:00 pm The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) Cinemax 10:15/1:15 EST The Cassandra Crossing (1976) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Hot Fuzz (2007) HBO Species (1995) American Movie Classics 1am & 3:30am The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) TBS 2:30/5:30 EST Man Of La Mancha (1972, Peter O'Toole) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM ALIEN ABDUCTION (2005) SCIFI 6:00 am Planet Of The Apes American Movie Classics ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 6/26/08 8:00 am Stargate eps, then 3 movies @ 7pm SCIFI 8:30 am Beneath The Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics 8:30/11:30 EST The Blue Gardenia (1953, it was self-defense) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 pm Navy SEALS (1990, Charlie Sheen) American Movie Classics 1:00 pm Universal Soldier (the enemy can't kill undead soldiers) Cinemax 3:00 pm Sniper (1993) American Movie Classics 5:00 pm US Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Joy Luck Club Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm School For Scoundrels Showtime 7:00 PM Cocaine Cowboys (2006, set in 1970s) Showtime #2 RESIDENT EVIL (2002) SCIFI 7:05 pm Ghost Rider (2007) Starz 7:35/10:35 EST Scanners (1981) IFC 8:00 pm A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994 blaxploitation spoof) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) The General's Daughter (1999, James Woods, John Travolta) The Movie Channel Harry Potter & the Order Of The Phoenix (2007) HBO #2 Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Encore 8pm & 10:30 pm Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel 8:15 pm Rocky Balboa (2006, Stallone) Showtime 9:00 PM Ratatouille (2007, animated) Starz UNBREAKABLE (2000) SCIFI 9:30/12:30 EST Return Of The Living Dead (1985) IFC 9:30/12:30 EST The Killing Fields (1984, in 1970s Cambodia) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull (2 eps) Showtime 10:35 pm End Of Days Encore 11:00 PM Escape From New York (Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasence) American Movie Classics LAST SENTINEL, THE SCIFI 12:00 am Saw 3 Showtime 12am/3am EST Mr. Baseball (Tom Selleck as a pro traded to Japan) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Missing In Action 2 American Movie Classics 1:30 am See No Evil The Movie Channel 2:30 am The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson) Cinemax 3:00 AM THE TERROR WITHIN SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 6/27/08 7:00 am The Thing Cinemax 7:30 am Earth Girls Are Easy Showtime 8:00 am Dark Angel SCIFI Undercover Brother Comedy Central 10:00 am The Mask of Zorro FX Channel 1:15/4:15 EST The Public Enemy (1931, Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 pm Witness (1985, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics 2:00 pm Mr. Warmth: Don Rickles HBO 3pm/6pm EST The Roaring 20s (1939, Cagney vs. Bogart) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Missing In Action 2 American Movie Classics Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase) Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Sinbad & the Eye of the Tiger (may be preempted by musicals marathon) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 PM Escape From New York (Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasence) American Movie Classics 7:00 pm A Storm In Summer (Peter Falk) ION Cocaine Cowboys (2006) Showtime 7:30 pm You Kill Me (2007) More Max 7:45 pm Lethal Weapon 4 (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Chris Rock, Jet Li) Cinemax 8:00 pm The Ant Bully (2006 animated) Cartoon Network Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005 remake of Willy Wonka) Disney Channel Death Wish 3 (Bronson, Martin Balsam) American Movie Classics Double Impact (1991) Showtime #2 Men In Black (Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith) TNT Snakes On A Plane (2006) HBO #2 XXX: State of the Union (2005 sequel) FOX 9:00 pm Doctor Who: Forest Of The Dead SCIFI The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) More Max The Number 23 (2007) HBO Signature The Santa Clause 3 (with Martin Short as evil Jack Frost) Starz 9pm/12am EST Madman (1981, terror at a summer camp) IFC 9:30 pm Secret Diaries of a Call Girl Showtime 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: New-age medicine Showtime The Departed (2006) Cinemax Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World TNT City Slickers (Jack Palance, Billy Crystal, Bruno Kirby) TV-Land WarGames (computerized nuclear war games, Dabney Coleman, Matthew Broderick) American Movie Classics 11pm/2am EST Deathrace 2000 (Joe Bob says check it out, David Carradine, 1975) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am Caddyshack (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield) TV-Land The Godfather 3 HBO 12:30 am The Fog (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis, Hal Holbrook) American Movie Classics 12:30/3:30 EST Yor, The Hunter From The Future (a past Monstervision feature) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Kinky Sex Club (2005) Cinemax 2:30 am Fight Club (1999) Cinemax The Howling (1981) American Movie Classics 3:00 AM THEY ARE AMONG US SCIFI 3am/6am EST Mask Of The Avenger (1951) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am American Psycho HBO 4:30 am And Now The Screaming Starts (Peter Cushing) American Movie Classics 5:00 am Maverick TBS 6:00 am Meatballs The Movie Channel Meteorites! HBO Small Soldiers (1998) TNT ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 6-28-08: 7am/10am EST The Flying Deuces (1939, Laurel & Hardy in the Foreign Legion) Turner Classic Movies followed by Saps At Sea (Laurel & Hardy at sea with an escaped killer) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM REPTILIAN SCIFI 9:30 am Date With An Angel The Movie Channel Harry Potter & the Order Of The Phoenix (2007) HBO 11:00 AM MANTICORE SCIFI World Trade Center The Movie Channel 11am/2pm EST Jurassic Park WGN 11:15/2:15 EST The Naked Prey (1966, Cornel Wilde vs. African tribe) Turner Classic Movies Noon Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Disney Channel The Time Machine TNT 1:00 PM CERBERUS SCIFI 1:30 pm Meatballs (Bill Murray at summer camp) The Movie Channel 2:00 pm The Goonies (1985) TNT Under Seige (1992) and The Last Boy Scout A&E 2:30 pm Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (Leslie Nelsen) Spike 3:00 PM GRYPHON (2007) SCIFI Shallow Hal FX Channel 3:30 pm Death Wish 3 (Bronson, Martin Balsam) American Movie Classics 4:00 pm Jurasic Park 3: The Lost World TNT 4:30 pm Ghostbusters Spike Hairspray HBO 5:00 PM Caddyshack TV-Land GRENDEL SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST The Spiral Staircase (1945, he's somewhere inside the house) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST Hitchcock's The Paradine Case (1947) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 pm Ghost (1990) HBO #2 World Trade Center The Movie Channel 7:00 PM 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997) ION SUPERGATOR (2007) SCIFI City Slickers (1991) TV-Land Super Troopers (cops vs. cops) Comedy Central 7pm & 10:30pm Gangs Of New York (2002, set in 1860s) Bravo 7pm/10pm & 9pm/12am EST Black Widow (1987) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm American Pie (1999) Encore Camp Rock (2008) Disney Channel Days Of Thunder (Tom Cruise as a racecar driver) CMT The Faculty (1998) Flix The Haunted Mansion (2003, Eddie Murphy) ABC Matilda (1996, Danny DeVito vs. his telekinetic daughter) Family Channel National Treasure (2004, Nicolas Cage, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Plummer) USA Network Harry Potter & the Order Of The Phoenix (2007) HBO Shrek (2001) TNT Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Silence Of The Lambs A&E 8pm & 12am The Lost Pyramid (2 hour docu) History Channel 8pm & 10:30pm The Others (2001) Oxygen 9:00 pm Crash Dive (1996, terrorists threaten New York with planes) ION Another 48 Hours (Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy) More Max Under Seige (1992) Telemundo The Wicker Man (1973, Christopher Lee) The Movie Channel 9pm & 1am COPPERHEAD (2008) SCIFI 9:40 pm Coyote Ugly (2000) Encore 9:45 pm John Carpenter's Starman (1984) Flix Shrek (2001) TNT 10:00 pm Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder) Family Channel 10pm & 2am Quest For Dragons History Channel 10:30pm & 1am Masters Of Horror The Movie Channel 11:00 PM SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN SCIFI Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics 11:30 pm Saturday Night Live NBC The Wicker Man (1973, Christopher Lee, Edward Woodward) The Movie Channel Midnight Better Off Dead Family Channel 12:30 am 28 Weeks Later (more plague zombies) HBO The Girl From BIKINI Cinemax followed by Bare Naked Desires Cinemax 12:30/3:30 EST Portrait Of Jennie (1948, portrait of a ghost) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 am The Goonies (1985) TNT Bev. Hills Cop Bravo Patriot Games (Harrison Ford vs. terrorists) American Movie Classics School For Seduction & Drop Dead Sexy The Movie Channel 2am/5am EST Haunted Gold (1932, John Wayne in a haunted old mine) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM KOMODO VS. COBRA SCIFI Bride Of Chucky NBC 3:30 am White Men Can't Jump (comedy) Cinemax 4:00 am Money Train (1995) HBO Supercop (Jackie Chan) TNT ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 6/29/2008 9:00 AM EARTHQUAKE: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI 11:00 AM 10.5 (4 hours) SCIFI 11am/2pm EST Hitchcock's Notorious (1946) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Lover Come Back (1961, Rock Hudson, Doris Day) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 pm Ghostbusters (Aykroyd, Bill Murray) Spike 3:00 PM ASTEROID (4 hours, 1997) SCIFI Days Of Thunder CMT Disturbia Cinemax Ladder 49 (2004) American Movie Classics 3pm/6pm EST Freaky Friday (1976, Jodie Foster, John Astin) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm I Spy (2002, Eddie Murphy) TBS Planes, Trains & Automobiles (Steve Martin, John Candy) Spike Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson) Family Channel 4:30 pm Godsend The Movie Channel 4:30 & 11pm The Fugitive TNT 4:45pm & 12:30am Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992) Showtime 5:00 pm Super Troopers Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Harvey (starring Jimmy Stewart and his 6' invisible rabbit) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The King & I (Yul Brynner) Fox Movie Channel 5:30 pm The Karate Kid 2 (don't miss the opening scene) American Movie Classics Unforgiven (1992) CMT 6:00 pm Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks) TV-Land Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase) Spike Dumb & Dumber TBS Home Alone 2 Encore Matilda (with Danny DeVito) Family Channel 6:15 pm Red Planet HBO #2 6:20 pm Teaching Miss Tingle (1999) Flix 6:35 pm Spider-Man 3 (2007) Starz 7:00 PM Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt) FX Channel Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World FOX Night At The Museum (2006, Mickey Rooney, Ben Stiller, Robin Williams) HBO SCORCHER 2002) SCIFI 7pm/10pm EST Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (1947, fantasy) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 & 9:30pm The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TNT 8:00 pm Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix (2007) HBO #2 City Slickers (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance) TV-Land The Last Samurai (Tom Cruise, in Japan) American Movie Classics The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob checked it out) Encore 8pm & 10pm Nanny McPhee (2006) Family Channel 9:00 PM EARTHSTORM (2006) SCIFI Meet The Robinsons (2007, animated time-travel) Starz 9pm/12am EST Phantom (1922, same director as Nosferatu) Turner Classic Movies 9pm & 5am Rush Hour 3 (Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan) HBO 10:10 pm Judge Dredd (Stallone as judge, jury & executioner in the future) Encore 10:30 pm Turistas HBO #2 Secret Diary of a Call Girl Showtime 10:40 pm The Guardian Starz 11:00 PM MELTDOWN: DAYS OF DESTRUCTION (followed by Twilight Zone & Outer Limits) SCIFI 12:00 am Bikini Pirates Cinemax 12:30 am The Last King Of Scotland HBO 1:00 am Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls TBS Dolls The Movie Channel 1:30 am Executive Decision (1996, Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal) TNT 2:00 am The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All Cinemax 2:30 am Crank Showtime The Negotiator (1998) HBO 3:00 am Ace Ventura: Pet Detective TBS TOTAL REALITY (1999) SCIFI 5:45/8:45 EST Topaze (1933) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Blues Brothers 2000 American Movie Classics War Of The Worlds Cinemax 7:15/10:15am EST The Garden Of Allah (1936, Basil Rathbone, Charles Boyer) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 6-30-08: 8:00 am Outer Limits (color) SCIFI Hot Shots! (comedy spoofing Top Gun, Charlie Sheen as Tom Cruise) HBO 9:15 am Spy Hard (comedy spoof) American Movie Classics 9:25 am Premonition Showtime 9:30 am Hot Shots: Part Deux HBO 10:30am & 5:05pm Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (comedy, Rick Moranis) The Movie Channel 11:00 am History Of The World Part 1 American Movie Classics 11am & 7:30pm Mr. Bean's Holiday (Rowan Atkinson) HBO 11:45/2:45 EST Hitchcock's Spellbound (1945, is Gregory Peck a killer?) Turner Classic Movies 12:00pm & 2am Twilight (1998) USA Network 1:00 pm Karate Kid 2 (opening scene continued from 1st movie) American Movie Classics 1:30 pm Mee-Shee: The Water Giant The Movie Channel 3:00 pm Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (comedy, Christina Applegate) Cinemax 3:30 pm WarGames American Movie Classics 4:30 & ll:30pm Hairspray HBO 5:00 pm Darkman Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Ben-Hur (1959, Charlton Heston) Turner Classic Movies 5:05pm & 4:30am Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (comedy, Rick Moranis) The Movie Channel 6:00 pm 007 in GoldenEye (1995, Pierce Brosnan) Spike The Princess Bride American Movie Classics 6:30 pm Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics 8:15 pm Charlotte's Web (2006) Showtime #2 Premontion (2007) Showtime 8:25 pm Devour (2005) The Movie Channel 9:00 pm Ghost Rider (2007, Nicolas Cage) Starz Lake Placid (1999, it's a giant croc) More Max Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Spike 9pm & 1am Intervention (new ep) A&E 10:00 pm American Psycho 2 (William Shatner, Mila Kunis) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Psychic Kids: Children Of The Paranormal A&E 10:15 pm Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a teenage werewolf) American Movie Classics 10:20 pm Hotel Erotica More Max 10:30 pm Secret Diary of a Call Girl Showtime 11:00 PM (ANIME MOVIE) STREETFIGHTER II: THE ANIMATED MOVIE SCIFI 12:00 am Throw Momma From The Train American Movie Classics 12:30 am Farce Of The Penguins (comedy spoof) Showtime 12:30 & 2:30am Kiss Kiss Bang Bang TBS 1:00 am Romancing The Bride Oxygen 1am/4am EST The Miracle Worker (1962, Patty Duke as Helen Keller) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 am Stir Crazy (Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor) American Movie Classics Tarzeena Cinemax 3:00 am Dot.Kill The Movie Channel 3am/6am EST The Roaring 20s (1939, Bogart, Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am Spy Hard American Movie Classics 6:00 am The Hustler (1961, Paul Newman) American Movie Classics 7am/10am EST The Westerner (1940, Gary Cooper vs. Judge Roy Bean) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Previously: May 2008