Newsletter #7
Special Halloween Edition

Hey Everyone! Welcome to the October Edition. I hope that everyone has a safe and fun Halloween. Please opt-in for club notes to stay informed of when the newest newsletters are coming out. The newsletters will be done once a month from now on. If you have anything (stories, pictures, or you can include pictures with your stories) that you would like to submit to the next newsletter please submit it to Lil_Laura_Kitty or palaceclub@gmail.com

*Member of the Month for October is SweetSCGirl *

"Hi everybody my name is Cassie Lea aka SweetSCgirl. Let me tell you a little about myself. Okay i am 21 years old, i live in South Carolina. I have 3 brothers and a sister and i live at home with both of my parents. I work at Advance Auto Parts which i love because i get to drive all day. My hobbies are playing on the internet, reading and going shopping with my mom. I love being a member of the Palace becuase everyone is so nice. Ummm...thats all i can think of if you want to get to know me more you can just bolt note me." - SweetSCGirl



HALLOWEEN CONTEST #1- Halloween Profile Contest
Decorate your profile for Halloween. It doesn't matter if you have a Halloween layout or not because I know that not everyone knows how to make them. Sign up for this Contest in the club tagbook or send me a note. You have until Halloween to decorate your profiles!

HALLOWEEN CONTEST #2 - Halloween Doll Contest
Hosted by crazy_katy_5
Design your very own Halloween Doll! You can use one of the following doll makers.
https://www.angelfire.com/or3/phoenixsdollhouse/halloweenmaker.html
http://members.chello.nl/~edevries15/scherm4unhallowmak.html
Send it to palaceclub@gmail.com with your bolt name. You have until Oct. 31st!

HALLOWEEN CONTEST #3 - Costume Contest!
Hosted by crazy_katy_5
Send a picture of you or your children dressed up for Halloween. Send it to palaceclub@gmail.com with your bolt name. You have until Oct. 31st!

*If you have an idea for a future contest send it to me*

Current Contest Prizes
 
Halloween Contest #1


 
Halloween Contest #2


 
Halloween Contest #3



Some Special Halloween Graphics for you!

Halloween Icons


Halloween Layouts

 
Halloween Layout #1
 
Halloween Layout #2
 
Halloween - Cats
 
Halloween - Mickey Mouse
 
Halloween - Winnie the Pooh


Halloween Dolls

 
 
 

For more graphics check out the club website or the links in my profile.

*If anyone needs a logo for their Layout or any kind of non-animated graphics,
banners, club ads, icons, etc, Artpunk_Xero aka Jen said she will take requests*

Please pray for the victims of Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita.

KJ2947 - Please pray for my friends as they are starting up there season of basketball, and so all goes well, and don't get hurt. (very competitive). Thank you!
artichoke_luv83 - i just got hired at a new job... i'm excited, and i have a good amount of experience in the stuff needed for hte job... and the people seem really nice... but i'm also kinda nervous, and hoping this job is permanent!! i'm so thankful i got the job, too!!
HalleS - Please pray for my grandma, she fell and is undergoing therapy.
JewelWings - My grandfather is in ICU at the hospital and may not make it much longer.
darktigeress - please pray for my family that was dealt a low blow when hurricane rita they wont have light for 2 months and cant work and cant go home for a long time
loner_but_sweet- please pray for my grandpa, he just had open heart surgery and has a tumer..and he blacks out all the time so we are sort of scared. he almost had a wreck because of that.
DorchestraChick69- One of my friends got in a bad car accident late September (it was not last sunday...yesteday...but the sunday before that) and right now she is on a lot of pain medication.....she is only 16 too.

Religion (You don't have to read this if you aren't religious)

I love God! God is my light, my strength, and my happyness. I would be lost without Him. I want to do everything that I can for Him because He does so much for me. He does the same for you. He gave us life. He also gave us so many gifts such as the ability to sing, dream, taste, and a beautiful place to live with all the resources on it that a Human could ever possibly need. Yea, there are some hard times in life, but that's to be expected. We aren't in Heaven yet. The Earth isn't a perfect place. Its constantly getting worse with more drugs, violence and sexual scenes in movies and in life. People are slowly losing their morals. Parents hardly talk to their kids. The only thing we can do is try to make it better. One person can make a difference. Spread the word of God and keep your morals. Also value your self-respect. Never do things that you may regret. Stand up for your beliefs. Send me a note if you want to talk about it.

 

JewelWings askes,
How do you get over losing someone close to you?

Lil_Laura_Kitty says,
That is a very difficult question to answer. The truth is that you can never get over losing someone close to you. The only thing that you can do is to remember all of the good times that you had with them. Think about a special moment or something special that made that person happy. Picture that person happy in your mind. Then think about how happy they must be to be in Heaven. Pray for them and ask God to comfort you.

JewelWings askes,
What is the best way to lose weight quick?

Lil_Laura_Kitty says,
The best way to lose weight quick is through a healthy diet and exercise. There are quicker ways, but they aren't worth the health risks involved. Start out easy by doing 5-10 minutes of exercise a day. Make sure that you do it everyday because if you let yourself miss a day then it will turn into 2 days and so on. Try exercising while listening to music or watching tv so you won't be bored. As for the healthy diet, drink water instead of soda. Do not drink soda at all if you want to lose weight because even diet soda has alot of sugar. Make sure you eat food high in fiber. Eat lots of fruits and vegetables.

The following article is taken from http://www.seekwellness.com/nutrition/low_cost_high_fiber.htm

Getting plenty of fiber 1,2 in your diet is important for good health. Fiber has important benefits including reducing cholesterol,  improving blood sugar control, and lowering risk of heart disease. It has a positive effect on the digestive system by helping to maintain regularity and reduce risk of diverticulitis. A low fat diet that contains plenty of fiber foods, such as grains, fruits and vegetables may play an important role in reducing the risk of certain types of cancer.

Fiber is found in plant foods and comes in two forms. Soluble fiber 3 is the part that dissolves in water and may help in lowering cholesterol as part of a low fat diet. Examples include oatmeal, broccoli, bananas and citrus fruits. Insoluble fiber is the roughage part that doesn’t dissolve in water. This type of fiber 4 promotes regularity and may help reduce your risk of certain types of cancer as part of a low fat diet. Examples include wheat bran, corn bran and brown rice.

Some points to remember when adding fiber to your diet include:

  • Increase fiber slowly to prevent digestive problems.
  • Drink plenty of water (About 8 glasses a day).
  • Try a variety of fiber rich foods to increase nutrient sources.

You can increase your fiber intake by trying some of the high fiber, low cost recipes included below. The recipes are easy to prepare and make only 2 to 4 servings which is ideal for singles or couples. Double the recipes to serve larger families.

See the rest of the article for Recipes.

Spiderweb Soup

Submitted by SweetSCGirl


Ingredients/Materials:

Canned or homemade tomato soup
1/2 cup sour cream
1 Tbs. milk
Green food coloring
Plastic sandwich bag
Toothpick


1. Pour soup into bowls. In a separate bowl combine sour cream and milk with enough green food coloring to turn the mix a pale green.

2. Pour the mixture into a plastic sandwich or freezer bag. Snip off a very small piece of one corner of the bag, and starting from the side of the bowl, swirl the green mixture inward to the center of the bowl of soup, creating a spiral.

3. Using a toothpick and starting in the center of the bowl, drag the toothpick through the sour-cream mixture and the soup, straight to the edge of the bowl. Repeat several times to create a spiderweb design.

okay i found this recipe on the DIY network website. The address is http://diynetworks.com/diy/lc_party_food/article/0,2041,DIY_14011_2273783,00.html. it sounded good because soon it will be getting cold and soup warms you up and that it also looked neat.

 


JohnDeereBaby askes,
How can I add volume to my hair?

angelamanda9502 says,
To add more volume there are a few different things to try. Product wise, there are volumizing shampoos and conditioners, there's a root lifter (my favorite by Amplify from Matrix) and even mouse or gel would work. If you don't want to use products then blow dry the hair the opposite way you wear it, and then that'll give volume to the hair as well. Like, if you part your hair on the right and wear it to the left, try blowdrying it to the RIGHT so then when you flip it back over there will be height to it.

Tips from Palace Members:

artpunk_xero says,
i found a miracle worker when it comes to hair... i dye my hair burgandy/red so it fades almost instantly. lol. well, my hairstylist gave me this stuff from redkin that basically puts the color back in ur hair. they have it in all different colors. its like a shampoo that u use only a few times a week. for me it makes the color last longer w/o leaving a nasty build up after awhile like color safe shampoos. the one i use is called "fire engine red color treatment shampoo."


Funny News Article
Submitted by Sexyeyes51005

COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - Santa Claus will receive $5,000 in compensation from the Danish air force after an F-16 fighter jet frightened one of his reindeers to death.

Professional Danish Santa Olavi Niikanoff complained to the air force after a reindeer died with fright when a jet roared over the field where his animals were grazing, air force spokesman Captain Morten Jensen told Reuters.

"We acknowledge it was our fault and we have to pay compensation," Jensen said, adding that the air force regularly paid out sums of money to compensate for animals that die of fright when planes boom overhead.

Halloween Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...

Horoscopes for October

Libra (September 23 - October 23)

Not only are you and your best friends are getting along better than ever, but plenty of hotties are looking your way, too. Get out there and mix it up. The more you're with people, the more fun you'll have. *Take from http://astrology.gurl.com*

(10)Want everyone to be happy.
(9)Your: Motto: I have taste.
(8)Make a great hostage.
(7)Oh! so loveable.
(6)Love to be right.
(5)Super sensitive
(4)Brainstormer deluxe.
(3)Hate to make decisions
(2)Keep redecorating the house.
(1)AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE SCALES!!

Scorpio (October 24th - November 21st)

Helping someone else out might just get you where you need to go, too. So look for a happy compromise to this situation and everyone will get what they want with a minimum of fuss. *Take from http://astrology.gurl.com*

(10)Oh, so mysterious
(9)Your Motto: Leave me alone.
(8)All that power.
(7)Such a deep thinker.
(6)Get on the depression express.
(5)What a rebel.
(4)Want what you can’t have.
(3)Fear nothing.
(2)Such a sharp tongue
(1)AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE SCORPION!!

Healthy Recipe

Submitted by art_punkxero

Ingredients

1/3  cup  reduced-sodium soy sauce
1/4  teaspoon  red pepper flakes
4  (1/2-inch-thick)  boneless top round steaks (minute steaks)
3  ounces  thin spaghetti
3  teaspoons  olive oil, divided
1  medium  red onion (6 oz.), halved and sliced
1   red bell pepper, chopped
5   green onions, thinly sliced
1  tablespoon  minced fresh ginger
2  teaspoons  minced garlic
1/2  pound  savoy or green cabbage, finely shredded (5 cups)
1/4  pound  cremini or white mushrooms, sliced
1/2  cup  water
1/2  teaspoon  salt
1/4  teaspoon  freshly ground pepper

Preparation
Cook: 20 minutes
Marinate: 30 minutes
Prep: 25 minutes

1  Stir together soy sauce and red pepper flakes in a shallow glass baking
dish. Add minute steaks, turn to coat and let marinate at room temperature
30 minutes, turning once.
2  Meanwhile, cook spaghetti according to package directions; drain and
rinse with cold water.
3  Heat a 12-inch nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add 2 teaspoons oil,
onion and bell pepper. Cook 5 minutes, until onion softens. Add green
onions, ginger and garlic. Cook 1 minute, stirring. Add cabbage, mushrooms,
water, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil over high heat. Cook 3 minutes,
stirring, until vegetables are tender-crisp.
4  Add pasta to skillet, tossing with vegetables until pasta is heated
through. Transfer to bowl; cover and keep warm.
5  Wipe out skillet. Add remaining 1 teaspoon oil and heat over high heat.
Add steaks; cook 1 minute per side, until well browned and medium-rare.
Place on a cutting board and thinly slice on the diagonal. Divide pasta and
vegetables between 4 serving plates; top with steak. Makes 4 servings.

"My Life Story"
Written by Kayla aka stlbluzgrl2007

 In 2001, when I was just 13 years old my life forever changed. You always think that it can't happen to you but when it does it takes you by surprise. I started showing signs early in the year that something was wrong but yet my parent's & I had no idea what was in store for me.
 On the drive down to the camp grounds, I was talking to my Dad while drinking a soda & all of a sudden I dropped my soda and it spilled evrywhere. Well to most people you just think okay no big deal you just lost control of the soda and accidently dropped it but that was far from the
truth in this case. So my parent's and I really didn't think much of it at the time. Well then a couple weeks later a couple more signs happen like while I was eating I would drop the fork & throw it accross the room. The same thing happened while I would be like doing hw, I all sudden would be writing and then I would throw the pen or pencil accross the room. This
really puzzled my parents because they had no idea was going on so they decided to contact my doctor. Well the doctor suggested that I go see a Neutralist. So we set up an appointment to go see him & he gave me a bunch of tests including a Cat Scan & a MRI. After getting the test results back the doctor dianosed me with Epilepsy which is is a brain disorder that occurs when the electrical signals in the brain are disrupted which in the brain leads to a seizure. If you have more then two seizures in your life time techinally you have Epilepsy. Really when ever I This was a really hard thing to deal with at first but I have learned to live with it. But I'm
extremly fortunate because some people have alot worse cases of Epilepsy then I do. Those people that have more serious cases can completly lose control when they have seizures and drop to the ground. But I haven't had a seizure in over a year now so I'm doing really well. Even though this changed my life in so many ways I think its helped me realize alot about
Epilepsy & how others feel when their dianosed with a disease. I hope sometime in the future I can help out the Epilepsy Foundation by helping people out who are expericencing the same thing I went though, Raise some money & just get the message out saying just because you may have a disease it does not make you different or change who you are, you are who you are.
                     ~Kayla
                        (stlbluzgrl2007)

Written by Heather aka SunRiseRose

From the book "Checklist for Life For Teens"

Jealousy and Envy

Wanting It All

Page 230-233

"Your buddy Dave got the most incredible cherry-red sports car over the summer vacation, and you could hardly stand to be around him whenever he started talking about it. But that was nothing compared to the way you felt when Nick-the guy who stole your girlfriend last year-drove up in a brand-new four-wheel drive. Him, you wanted to clobber. You secretly hoped his Jeep would be repossessed and they'd reopen debtor's prison just for his sorry self." (par 1)

"So whats the verdict here on your bad-attitude charges? Guilty of one count of jealousy, in the matter of your buddy Dave. Guilty of one count of jealousy and one count of envy, in the matter of your sorry enemy Nick. In both matters laid out before the godly court, you wanted something you couldn't have, something that belonged to someone else. That's jealousy. Think of it as a misdemeanor, something of a lesser charge. But in the matter if Nick, you also wanted to do him bodily harm and deprive him of his wheels, all four of them. This is more serious charge, closely akin to a felony."(par 2.)

"Jealousy and envy threatens to distroy your relationships, rob you of peace and joy, and keep your focus glued material things. Godly contentment takes your eyes off of things and returns your focus where it belongd: on God and the people around you who need to see the light of Christ in your satisfied life." (par. 5)

In jealousy there is more self-love than love. ~François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665
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It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. ~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957
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Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you. There is only one alternative - self-value. If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved. You will always think it's a mistake or luck. Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within. Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences. Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security. Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them. ~Jennifer James
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Jealousy in romance is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure and, under certain circumstances, can be life-threatening. ~Maya Angelou
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Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most bitter of the emotions because associated with the sweetest. ~A.R. Orage
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Envy is ignorance. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Never love unless you can
Bear with all the faults of man:
Men will sometimes jealous be,
Though but little cause they see.
~Thomas Campion, "Never Love"
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Trifles light as air
Are to the jealous confirmations strong
As proofs of holy writ.
~William Shakespeare, Othello
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O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
~William Shakespeare, Othello
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Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has. ~Elizabeth O'Connor
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Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes
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If envy were a fever, all the world would be ill. ~Danish Proverb

Submitted by SunRiseRose

My Top pick of Costumes for Women

Fallen Angel

Athena

Lady Juilet

Pirate Lady

Little Red Rideing Hood (not the Velvet)

Daphne

Jasmine Prestige (nicely made)

Midnight Fairy

Tinkerspell (Oh No She gone Bad!)

Top Costumes for Men

Vampire Gothis

Rustic Pirate

Robin Hood

Gilligan

Lancealot

Baby in a highchair (We would all love to see lol)

Zorro

Jack Sparrow

The History of the Jack O'Lantern

The Irish brought the Jack O'Lantern to America. The Jack O'Lantern legend goes back hundreds of years in Irish History. As the story goes, Stingy Jack was a miserable, old drunk who liked to play tricks on everyone: family, friends, his mother and even the devil himself. One day, he tricked the devil into climbing up an apple tree. As soon as he did, Stingy Jack Placed crosses around the trunk of the tree. Unable to get down the tree, Stingy Jack made the devil promise him not to take his soul when he died.

When Jack finally died, he went to the pearly gates of Heaven and was told he was too mean and too cruel and had led a miserable and worthless life on earth. He was not allowed to enter heaven. He then went down to hell and the devil. The devil kept his promise and would not allow him to enter hell. Now Jack was scared and had nowhere to go but to wander about foerever in the darkenss between heaven and hell. He asked the devil how he could leave as tehre ws no light. The devil tossed him an ember from the flames of hell to help him light his way. Jack placed the ember in a hollowed out Turnip, one of his favortie foods which he always carried around with him whenever he could steal one. For that day on, Stingy Jack roamed the earth without a resting place.

On all Hallow's eve, the Irish hollowed out Turnips, rutabagas, gourds, potatoes and beets and placed a light in them to ward off evil spirits and keep Stingy Jack away. These were the original Jack O'Lanterns. In the 1800's a couple of waves of Irish immigrants came to America. The Irish immigrants quickly discovered that Pumpkins were bigger and easier to carve out. So they used pumpkins for Jack O'Lanterns.

This month, we are going to talk about Depression. Depression is a Health Problem. In my opinion, the worst way to treat it is by the use of pills. Pills are only a temporary solution which could end up making your problem worse or causing you even more problems. The best way to deal with depression is therapy. Talk to someone that you can trust and keep a journal to get your feelings out. There are also many sites with forums and advice. One of the things that you can do to help with your depression is by changing your lifestyle. Exercise is proven to promote a more positive mood. Also stay away from junk food, caffiene, and limit your sugar intake. Meditation and breathing correctly can also help. Put you hand on your stomach and make sure that you are only moving your stomach and not your shoulders when you breathe. To meditate, focus on one object or sound and clear your mind. Try not to think about anything and just focus. You can also play some soothing music. Don't feel bad if you get depressed. Almost everyone goes through it at some point in their life. It mostly affects teenagers and the elderly. If you ever think about taking pills for it, check out the side effects first. There are some things that you won't even be prepared for. Read this article about one person's experience with the anti-depressant Paxil. http://slate.msn.com/?id=95903

Submitted by Bebe_Grl66

Are you tired of all those cookie-cutter politicians with squeaky-clean backgrounds? Prefer a candidate who isn't afraid to don a second-skin red leather outfit or bet big at the poker table? Then Ben Affleck may be your guy.

The Washington Post reports the Oscar-winner-turned-'Gigli'-punchline's recent house-hunting excursion to Virginia with expectant wife Jennifer Garner had the state's Democratic bigwigs dreaming they might soon have their very own Schwarzenegger.

Seems party officials are on the hunt for a big gun to run against Republican senator George Allen next year and figured the liberal-minded star, 33, might be the perfect candidate.

The idea of Senator Affleck "spread pretty widely, at least in the political underground," University of Virginia professor Larry Sabato tells the paper.

Ben, who campaigned for both John Kerry and Al Gore (he also stumped for Hillary Clinton's more successful senatorial bid), has made no secret of his love of legislature.

"I think there's a real nobility to public service," he told Vanity Fair in 2003. Two years earlier, he revealed to GQ, "My fantasy is that someday I'm independently wealthy enough that I'm not beholden to anybody, so I can run for Congress on the grounds that everyday people -- be they singers or poets or bankers or lawyers or teachers -- should be in government."

The other appealing aspect to the job, according to the "everyday" movie star: "Not to get too Susan Sarandon on you, but part of what I'd get off on would be the oration, the speech-making and the idea of leading."

But don't start cranking out those "Benator" buttons and bumper stickers just yet. While Affleck's rep Ken Sunshine confirms to the New York Daily News that Ben has been approached by the Virginia Dems, he says that right now, he has no intention of "running for anything except diapers."

"Ben and Jennifer were just driving and stopped to look at some pretty houses," explains Sunshine to the paper.

But they aren't moving there.

The spokesman adds to the Boston Globe that the rumor is "absolutely crazy," but points out to the Post that Affleck "would be a superb candidate for public office in the future" (most likely in his native Massachusetts). Sunshine further earns his salary by working in a plug for Ben's upcoming directorial debut, "Gone, Baby, Gone."

Mrs. Affleck, meanwhile, apparently hasn't picked up any covert ops skills in her years of playing a CIA agent on "Alias." With the due date of her little Ben-bino fast approaching, the usually tight-lipped actress, 33, can't stop tripping over her tongue. Twice in recent weeks, Garner has seemingly confirmed the long-running rumor that she's expecting a girl.

During a stopover on "The Tonight Show" Tuesday to promote Thursday's season premiere of her ABC spy drama, the actress was asked by Jay Leno whether she knew what she was having. She played it coy and deflected the question, quipping, "We have one or the other, for sure."

Leno then lobbed another softball, asking whether she had finished decorating the nursery. Garner launched into a story about how she had planned to buy everything at the last minute, only to realize the baby products she wanted had to be pre-ordered.

"Apparently you need a crib," laughed Jen. "I kind of thought shhhh[e] ... this kid won't know what's going on."

A few minutes later, Garner began talking about her expanding belly, describing how self-conscious she felt at the Hurricane Katrina telethon when she realized that her phone was broken and she was stuck on TV with nothing to do.

"I have never felt so pregnant in my life," she recalled. "You can just start to feel really pregnant, like you are the hugest person on the face of the planet and I sat there, and first I felt bad, just because I wasn't helping, and then I just felt bigger and bigger like she was ..."

Jen immediately stopped, threw an "oh no!" look at Leno and covered her mouth with her hand, prompting the already clap-happy crowd to break into cheers. Offered Jay, "You meant to say he."

Garner's loose lips on Leno come on the heels of an Emmy night chat with Access Hollywood, when she was asked by host Nancy O'Dell whether she had seen her show's new promo spots, in which a baby can be heard crying (her butt-kicking alter ego Sydney Bristow also has a bun in the oven).

"I've heard, I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard, believe me," said Garner. When O'Dell joked, "I hope your baby's getting paid," the swelling star responded, "I think that's a great idea. She ... " Garner then caught herself and continued, "I think, yes, definitely."

Ben and Jen are said to be partial to the name Violet.

Submitted by pinaypoet499

The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?"
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
"Scary Halloween to you!"

~Nina Willis Walter~

Submitted by sweet_jojo_16

1)Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams,
So I'll propose... on Halloween.

2)Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
--Dennis Yost and the Classics IV, "SPOOKY"

3)He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. 

4)Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

5)Eye of new, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boi and bubble.

6)On Hallowe'en the thing
you must do
Is pretend that nothing
can frighten you
An' if somethin' scares you
and you want to run
Jus' let on like
it's Hallowe'en fun.

7)Just a little witch
on high
She'll tell you that
your love is nigh
Your fortune on Hallowe'en
when told
My secret will the witch unfold.

8)Come with me
All Hallow's night
We'll frighten everyone in sight
Such pranks for ince,
are justified
And fun and frolic amplified.

9)Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!

10)Time for a coffin break.

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