Over the past month or so I gathered a list of random questions which I found to be rather intrigueing, they really made me think...well maybe just b/c I'm slower than everyone else..hmm...check it out
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
If you can test drive cars at the dealer's, why not test-drive lawnmowers
around at a hardware store?
Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?
Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway?
Why isn’t the Q or the Z included on the phone
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do donuts have holes?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?****
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
What's another word for synonym?
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Who invented accents?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
