Who said that?                          Now You'll get it!

Monica: WOO-WOO!	Get WAV
Joey: Hey, how YOU doin'?	Get WAV
Chandler: Get out of my chair.. dillhole!	Get WAV
Chandler: Ding dong, the psycho's gone.	Get WAV
Rachel: Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?	Get RAM
Joey: I thought, you know what I don't have? Monica: A mirror?	Get WAV
Monica: For the 16th time, no, I do not think you are obsessive.	Get WAV
Joey: If I ever run into that guy again, you know what I'm going to do? Chandler: Bend over?	Get WAV
Janice: You love me, Chandler Bing! Chandler: Oh no, I don't.	Get WAV
Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her. Joey: Tongue? Ross: Yeah. Joey: Cool.	Get WAV
Monica: This has been my dream ever since I got my first ez-bake oven and opened the ez-Monica's bakery°	Get WAV
Chandler: Yo Pizon, can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man.	Get RAM
Monica: Married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, feel in love with a gay ice dancer, throw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, lives in a box°	Get WAV
Joey: Men are here. We make fire. Cook meat. Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing. No get invited back.	Get WAV
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, did I get ya? Chandler: No you didn't get me. It's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!	Get RAM
Chandler: Could you want her more? Ross: Who? Chandler: Dee, the sarcastic sister from "What's Happening".	Get RAM
Ross: Take all the second downs you need. Monica: I heard that! Ross: Well, I said it loud.	Get WAV
Monica: Why can't you just admit that we are winning because I'm better than you? Ross: ahuh! Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling!	Get WAV
Joey: Was that the oven timer? Chandler: That's right my friend.. it's time for.. Joey and Chandler: Baywatch!	Get RAM
Chandler: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my 50's, and my diamond shoes are too tight!!	Get WAV
Chandler: Yeah, it's easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr.T collection. I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!.. I pity the fool that..	Get WAV
Ross: Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label? Rachel: Chandler gets it! it's Chandler Bing! Monica: Noooooo! Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chanandler Bong. Monica: I knew that! Rachel! use your head! Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.	Get RAM
Monica: I was in too much pain. Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole! Chandler: And then Joey remembered something. Joey: I had seen this thing on the Discovery channel. Ross: Wait a minute.. I saw that, on the discovery channel...yeah, about jelly fish and how if you.. ewwwwww.. you peed on yourself?!	Get WAV
Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about anything but sex? Joey: Yeah, sure, well you know earlier she was talking about geography. Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in. Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.	Get WAV
Chandler: Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection! Could've said gum would be nice. Could've said I'll have a stick. But no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loath myself.	Get WAV
Joey: How could you lose him? Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe- Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? Rachel: I don't know. The left one. Monica: Which ones? Rachel: Oh, those little clunky Amish things, you think go with everything.	Get RAM
Chandler: Then I will get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won't walk by my place, they will run.. run away from crazy snake man they will shout!	Get WAV
Ross: So does it do anything, you know.. special? Chandler: Why, yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.	Get WAV
Phoebe: Okay Joey, your bet. Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.	Get RAM
Chandler: Well, Janice said "well hi, do I look fat today?" And I, I looked at her... Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you looked at her? You never look.You just answer. It's like a reflex, do I look fat? No!	Get RAM
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune. Monica: I can't believe he did this. Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? Rachel: W..What did you just say? Chandler: ahem... um... Crystal duck! Rachel: No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part? Chandler: Heh.. F-hah.... flennin.... Rachel: Oh.... my God. Chandler: Oh, no-no-no-no-no.... Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.	Get RAM