"PRAYERS"
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Imagine
while praying and hearing this:
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"Thank you for calling
my Father's House. Please
select one of the following
options:
Press
1 for request. Press
2 for Thanksgiving. Press
3 for complaint. For
all other inquiries, Press 4.
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What if God uses the familiar excuse:
"Sorry,
all the angels are helping other
customers
right now. Please stay online and your
call
will be assisted in the order it was
received."
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Can you imagine getting these kind of
responses
as you call on God in prayer?
"If
you would
like to speak to Gabriel, Press 1."
"To speak
to Michael, press 2."
"For any
other angels,
Press 3."
"If you would like
King David to
sing a Psalm for you, Press 6."
"For
reservations at my Father's House,
simply
Press the letter J-O-H-N followed by the
numbers 3-1-6."
"For answers
to nagging
questions about the dinosaurs, the age
of
earth, and where Noah is located, wait
till
you get here."
"Our computers
show that
you have already called today. Please
hang up
immediately."
"This office is
closed for
the weekend. Please call again Monday.
"
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Thank GOD we can call as often as we
want
to. We only need to ring once and God
hears
us. Because of Jesus, we will never get
a
busy signal. God takes each call and
knows
each caller personally.
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