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Gala: 1.)Greek word for milk 2.)An event served with confetti.
Gar: that which is removed from vines to make vinegar.
Garbage: 1.)Floor decorations 2.)A fiction created to help avoid responsibility for all the mess 3.) A means of picking up by throwing away
Girdle: girth restrainer.
Gocabulary: the language of Go
GOD: Grand Omniverse Decoder.
Goo Gulag: 1.) Infant's First Apartment 2.) Prison through a straw
Gufism: The religious conviction that the universe is a big goof as set forth in the four Big Goofs: 1.) The universe is a big goof 2.) The cause of suffering is resistance to the big goof 3.) Resistance is caused by taking things seriously 4.) By avoiding seriousness you can become one with the big goof
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Handicapitalism: 1. profit at a loss 2. corporate welfare
Handicapped: a label given to those who are unable to work like the rest of us
Happilepsy:a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
Harpokrates: called Heru-par-khret in Egyptian, means Horus the child. Sometimes shown sitting at the breast of Isis holding a finger to his lips. Lives for the big goof.
Hatred: 1.) A cancerous bacteria often spread through word of mouth. 2.) A fungi which lives in the nose and whose flatulence overpowers the mind.
Hedonics: body language.
Hedonism: a precursor to Sado-masochism, usually on weekends.
Heinous: sphincter of the damned
Herecritic: One who is skeptical of what others take for granted.
Highpothesis: 1.) Airheaded imagining. 2.) Breathtaking speculation. 3.) Untethered postulation.
Horke: 1.) To pull tubes. 2.)To string along with yarns
Hubbabubba: the center of the universe at large
Humans: a race of storytellers driven extinct by the desire to take their stories seriously.
Humor: 1.)humid vapor 2.) An often benign growth produced from laughter. 3.) Inappropriate amusement
Hype-Gnosis: 1.)The sanctuary of the holy media blitz. 2.) Twilightenment attained through relentless advertisement. 3.) New and improved disposable oneness, now with 20% more unity in every bottle.
Hyper reality: 1.) Transcendent milieu 2.) More real than real especially when heavily caffeinated.
Hyperspace: the space of all Timespaces as seen from spacelessness.
Hyperspacial coincidence: see fractal synchronicity
Hypgnosis: a state of entranced illumination from which, when you wake up, you will remember nothing.
Hypochristian: 1.) A violent, often angry supporter of Christ. 2.) One willing to kill others to defend the right to life. 3.) Holier than thou and damned sure ready to let you know it.
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Ideas: 1.)Diseases of the mind 2.) Solutions to Problems. 3.) A way to occupy one's time in the absence of sex.
Ignoranus: one prone to talking out the ass.
Illuminazi: Enlightened Tyrant.
Imagine: to project mental images or ideas onto objects or people often without consent or disclosure.
Improbacosm: The extreme unlikelihood of being here in this universe now, reading this.
Infocean: a vast body of bitmaps and data streams dangerous without a finely tuned search engine and about a gig of RAM.
Infomush: the brain on commercials.
Insomnabubble: closed caption for the sleep impaired
Intelligence: 1.) The cognitive metastructuring of synaptic processes. 2.) A measure of the ability to discover problems and pretend they don’t exist.3.) A measure of the ability to sense the implicit in the explicit. 4.) The ability to make relatively small mistakes and to learn from them
Interdimensional: existing between dimensions and thus immeasurable by them.
Internship: 1.)A period of servitude.2.)To work for others without pay.
Interpreception: the act of telling stories to accompany all that we may see.
Ipso surdo: following a logical argument to an illogical conclusion
Is: a dangerous metaphor often taken seriously
Jahovogue: 1.) Fashionable faith and/or faithful fashion. 2.) The supreme hipster.
Jeep: one who is easily fooled into acting like an ass in public
Joke: a special class of riddle which when solved is often said to produce laughter
Judgernaut: A force propelled by the inertia of its assumptions
Kababbalah: 1.) Mystic mumbo jumbo. 2.) A numerological Freudian slip.
Ka-Ching: the sound of points scored in a briefing contest
K-OS: an orderless system of operations.
Kissass: 1.) One who says the things you want to hear whether you want to hear them or not.2.)One who feeds the ego of authority to gain a position directly below the sphincter of authority
Langwage: lip service
Laxical daisy: disinterested flower.
Lige: the product of mine over doesn’t matter
Ligion: that which alleges to lige.
Local media: an attempt by the media to distance itself from itself, usually in an effort to appear more credible.
Locomotive: 1.) The machinations of a madman. 2.) An irrational reason.
Loonitarian: one who lives in a Looniverse.
Looniverse: a continuum fashioned from perfect nonsense
Mashed transit: immobile mobile
Mathemagician: 1.) One who pulls calculations out of a hat.2.) The life of the science department.
Meaning: 1.) An assumption foisted upon an object or activity often without prior consent or disclosure. 2.) An attempt to derive sense from nonsense.
Meditation: the moments between mentation and sleep.
Memes: 1.) Self replicating mental diseases 2.) Living thoughts
Meme Warfare: 1.) He who controls the ideology controls the mind. 2.)garbage in, garbage out.
Micro verse: A cosmos existing at or below the Planc constant.
Might: 1.) The strength of effort. 2.) The weakness of maybe
Millenninumb: A period of madness desensitized through overstimulation and overkill.
Milk: The miracle of transubstantiation as performed by lactating mammals
Mindless Chatter: the T.V. is on but no one is home
Movement: the displacement of tachyons within a continuum.
Mu: 1.) No thing 2.) Mental Uncertainty 3.) A third option when faced with only two choices 4.) The mantra of an enlightened cow
Mufo: one prone to mufoisms.
Mufoism: a polite description of the statements of a mufo
Multiscalar propinquity: see hyperspatial coincidence
Music: 1.) Enjoyable noise 2.) A curious and sometimes surprising combination of rhythm and melody, context and content, sound and silence.3.) An arrangement produced by a composer and performed by musicians 3.) That which assists the stirring of the soul. See also, fractal synchronicity
Mythistrate: One empowered to enforce local myths and tribal customs unto penalty of death or eternal damnation, whichever comes first.
Narcolepsy: 1.) Neurological disorder characterized by sudden fits of tattle tailing. 2.) Neurological disorder characterized by sudden fits of fitlessness.
Narcissilepsy: Neurological disorder characterized by sudden fits of self-admiration
Natural: manufactured by nature in the hopes that some will survive
Neuropharmomusicology: 1.)The study of the effects of musical composition on pharmaceuticals on the brain. 2.) The reduction of Beethoven to a little green pill.
Nincompoop: 1.) A stupid ass. 2.) A product of video game addiction.
Ninjaturtlepowerrangers: hyperconglomerate massmarketeers under hostile takeover from Disney.
Noise: the set of all sounds that cannot be placed in a context or interpreted further
Nostril Dumb ass: someone with a flair for interpreting every event as fulfilling prophecy
Nonfiction: a fiction.
Noun: 1.) Literary device used to discuss things which do not exist, except as topics of conversation
Novel repetition: same difference.
Novelty: Uncharted territory
Nuclear fracas: the cold quiche of power hungry despots
Objective time: the duration of an event as determined by the movements of an observer.
Objectivity: that which is inter-subjectively testable.
Obliggered: thankfully unaware.
Odorific: 1.) Smellalicious 2.) Tangibly rank
Omegalomaniac: One who is certain of the future in the end.
Omominous: 1.) An ominous omen 2.) The loom of Mantra
OmNimoyish: belief in the infallibility of Spock.
Omnipulate: 1.) To control everything at everything’s expense. 2.) To perpetuate the inertia of others to one’s benefit. 3.) To fail to distinguish that the stone refused is the center stone, that what is most precious is what cannot be controlled and cannot be predetermined.
Omnipulator: a real control freak
Oosoom: 1. Out of sight, out of mind. 2. A dangerous micro verse inhabited by interdimensional vampires.
Operational Thinking: 1.) The ability to imagine the likely outcome of possible scenarios before committing to them 2.) The ability to predict the future
Optypical illusion: what most of us usually see.
Order: an alternative to Dat.
Orgasm: 1.) Punctuated equilibrium 2.) The ideal end to sex 3.) A fleeting glimpse of nonexistence extended through Tantra.
Oxymarooned: caught in a redundant redundancy without hope or chance of rescue, or not.
Passive-aggressive: someone willing to do almost anything to provoke a response in others so long as it justifies a sense of victimization.
Paradigm Popper: 1.) One who pops paradigms like they are pills. 2.) One who pops paradigms like they are balloons.
Paranormalnoia: the fear that what you can’t put in a box is out to get you
Perform: 1.) To maintain a temporary shape 2.) To exhibit ones shape to others
Phenomdamnable: 1.) Evil strangeness 2.) An accursed event usually involving in-laws and lawyers.
Philosophy: 1.)A study of underlying assumptions. 2.)A surefire road to the crazy house 3.)A lover of sofas, couches and castroconvertables
Physteria: the living terror of toxic waste
Pissass: someone with a flair for finding fault and never letting go.
Pixelene: a neurochemical analog of a digital video input
Polyanity: any infinitely divisible monotheistic theology.
Pond Scum: Anyone willing to muddy the waters with the facts.
Pragmaniac: One who is practical to the extreme.
Preface: 1.) The face prior to cosmetic applications 2.) A brief exegesis on what is to come 3.) A teaser by way of an introduction 4.) A shortcut to the gist mill
Preluminary: the befuddlement before the bedazzlement.
Pretend: to imagine as if it is until it is.
Probaballistic: sure to go off
Problematic: a rapid fire trouble maker
Prodigitous: 1.) The prestige of big numbers. 2.) That which exemplifies the adage more is different.
Proto theism: 1.) An alternative to the war between Theism (God exists) and Atheism(God does not exist). 2.) In it’s strong form Proto theism asserts God will exist someday and in it’s weak form that there is only the potential for God to exist someday. In either case God is either unable to intervene or does not as yet exist as God. 3.) The assertion that God neither exists nor does not exist but is nevertheless implicit in being, like an Oak is implicit within an Acorn.
Prozaccino: latte with all of the kick and none of the punch
Pseuddhism: 1.)The religious conviction that all religious convictions are false 2.) The attempt to render into dogma that which cannot be rendered into dogma, knowing full well that it cannot but doing so anyway just for the hell of it. 3.) The assertion that nothing is true and everything is permitted but not really.
Psychediletante: a catcher in the rye.
Psychoholic: 1.) Insanity addict. 2.) One who feeds on frenzy
Pungent: odorous fellow with questionable comedic taste
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