Hey! What's that coffee graphic doing there? I don't like coffee (It messes up my stomach). Hey, I can think of an improvement: Move your mouse over the coffee graphic. Okay, now click on the hammer...

Did you do it?

Major improvement!

I was a little bit distracted by the coffee. Sorry. This is really the Milk web page, a subsidary of the Lemon|Juice web page.

This is not like the other milk webpages. If you go to almost any search engine, and type in "milk" as your keyword, you get sites about how you should drink more milk (Like GotMilk.com, or sites about the rising price of milk, or about how the dairy industry should get tax dollars, or even a fakey sounding page about how two kids' mom is missing, off studying something or other. Now, GotMilk.com is pretty cool (Y'know the Got Milk? commercials? This is the web version). I'll talk about it in another part of the site.

Anyway this site is, as far as I know, the first and only milk fan page. I will have surveys and results, a bunch of links (There is a big pasture of milk and dairy websites out there), a collection of milk and cow jokes, and maybe even milk stories. All of this can be accessed through a space-saving, streamlined JavaScript toolbar system that even a cow could understand. If your browser doesn't support JavaScript, well that'll be an udder disaster until I can put up a more basic version of this site.

Please keep in mind that this site is under construction, and probably will be for all eternity. Thanks for visiting, and don't forget to see Lemon|Juice and The Big Al Site, two great sites. Well, I have to say that since Lemon|Juice is a great site, and I made the Big Al Site. Oh, well.

The Backwards-compatible Toolbar:
Survey Results
The Big Al Site
Lemon|Juice
The Machinist Cow Symphony
The Jokes Page
The Milk Counter