Interview with 17
Note before reading~ I was in a weird mood when I wrote this, so I may have said a few things I may not say on a normal basis which probably will make it evern more weird and hopefully funny.
Jen: Okay, to start off this interveiw, What is your name?
17: You know what my name is.
Jen: I know.... Okay, 17....
17: Don't call me 17.
Jen: Thats your name isn't it?
17: Call me Juunanagou-sama.
Jen: Hell no. I ain't calling you that.
17: You call Trunks.. Trunks-sama.
Jen: That's none of your business.
17: Don't you think I deserve the title?
Jen: Nope.
17: Fine.... Juunanagou will do just fine.
Jen: I don't speak Japanese. I can't even pronounce it (I can just type it).
17: Whatever, are you going to ask some questions or not. I have a busy schedule you know.
Jen: What kind of schedule? What do you do with your life?
17: What kind of question is that?
Jen: IT'S A QUESTION! JUST ANSWER IT!
17: Fine.... Well, if you would hurry up with this stupid interview, I could go pick up chicks in my sexy pink van and then we could go run over bikers guys together.
Jen: Hmmm.... Fun. So thats all you do.
17: What else is there to do with a hot bod like mine.
Jen: No comment. Okay, second question. Do you like your role in Dragonball Z?
17: I guess... You know you really suck at asking questions.
Jen: I do not. I spent hours upon hours writing up these questions.
17: Well, that was a waste of time. Maybe you should have spent that time on your hair.
Jen: WHAT!
17: It looks like crap.
Jen: WHAT! *says in a whinier voice*
17: You heard me.... don't act so ingnorant.
Jen: WHAT! Ingnorant! How dare you!
17: Owe, did I hurt it's feelings.... so sorry. *gives a small laugh*
Jen: I didn't invite you here to insult me.
17: You didn't invite me here for an interview either. You told me this was one of those hair salons and if I came I could get mt hair done for free.
Jen: So I lied... How else did you think I would get you to do this.
17: I'm leaving.... this sucks. Before I go though..... If there is any hotties out there that would like to go and ride in my sexy pink van, just call me at 1-800-Juunanagou-sama... got that, 1-800-Juunanagou-sama... when you call, be sure to tell me your..........
Jen: This ain't no freaking sex line! Advertise yourself on you time.
17: Hell with you.... I'm leaving.
Jen: Fine.... leave.... see if I care..... I finally get a new idea for my poor website and you totally ruin it with insults and your ego.
17: I know.... I'm good ain't I? Yes, I am to be worshiped for my greatness. Bow before me, my followers!
*grabs a baseball bat from behind chair and proceeds to beat the android with it*
Jen: Take that and that and a little of that for your insults and this one for your comments on my hair and this one for my mama and this one for Gohan-san and this one just for the hell of it and this ..........
And that ends the interview with 17 err Juunanagou. He was hospitaized for 24 hours after the incident and Jen-chan was in jail for 24 hours for assault and battery.
