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Well... here's just a few things I have to comment on each of the 39 episodes in Ronin Warriors. I guess you kinda have to know each episode very well to know what I'm talking about. I know it's going to sound like I hate the Ronin Warriors but I don't, I love it, I just like to make fun of weird things...

Episodes 1-9   •   Episodes 10-19   •   Episodes 20-29   •   Episodes 30-39

• What the hell is on the computer screen??? (ain't no Japanese, surprise you can read it Mia...)
• Yes, computer glowing purple and then beam up... Sure...
• Just take the damn skateboard without payin'
• "Hey Mister, is that a real tiger?" (no Yuli, it's an oversized cat with white fur and black stripes... OI)
• A whole bunch of people disappear and Yuli and Mia manage to get out??
• ooo... Ryo ripped off his clothes ^_^
• "He's gettin' green" (shouldn't it be creamed... or did I hear it wrong)
• Ok Sage, falling down head first is cool.
• God you guys look pathetic, beatin' by one Dynasty soldier (no hard feelings)
• Round and round goes Ryo...
• Oh don't worry Ryo, you'll get used to slicing buildings in half.

Glory For Anubis

• Oh Christ, I know some of the voice actors/actresses got strep throat but can't you guys wait till they recover before replacing them, geez!
• Sure... form the circle to protect useless people and get yourselves fried.
• Hmmm... having Kento hanging onto Ryo should have lessened the impact a lot ^_^
• Cool... Dynasty TV...
• Oh Yuli, you always seem to say the most stupid things... "Ronin Warriors, come back." (I'm sure that'll work)

Secret of Wildfire

• Man, these warlords love feuding...
• You warlords think slicing Anubis' robe is "hitting back hard"???
• I thought cats hate having their tails pulled... Whiteblaze, how can you let that brat pull your tail while he rides his skateboard, if I were you, I would bite off Yuli's freakin head!
• "Please stop!", sure Mia, that's gonna stop the soldiers from shooting arrows...
• Oh Mia and Yuli, always the 2 ideal ones to be hostages...
• Hmmm... swinging Ryo round and round looks like fun...
• Magma doesn't kill Anubis but saving Lady Kayura does, the hell?

The Search Begins

• Ha, Mia's pissed at Yuli!
• "Something's not right" nuh really Mia
• I didn't know ancient armor have teeth...
• Gettin' mad at the computer eh Mia? That kinda reminds me of my relationship with my computer (and the damn 56K modem)
• There goes one whole university destroyed, man, why can't that happen to my school?

Halo's Prison

• Yuli, stop doing stupid things and asking stupid questions!
• "Deisel breath" eh?
• Is it just me but I think Sekmet is wearing eye shadow ^_^
• Sure thing Ryo, like yelling out to Mia is gonna help (what the hell can she do?)
• "Are you afraid of the dark?" Shouldn't that be Kale's line, Sekmet?
• Not again, Mia and Yuli captured.
• If you warlords would stop "having fun" before killing the Ronins, you guys might have succeeded at slicing them...

The Counter Attack

• Oh Yuli, so innocent and stupid...
• Ryo you idiot, did it appear to you your armor is a fire type and Cye's water???
• I'm sure Ryo can hear you underwater Yuli...
• Poor fishys... and Ryo...
• I don't see how you can laugh and talk underwater...
• What a screw up, Cye your symbol is "trust" not "faith"
• Shouldn't Cye get wrinkly after staying in water for so long? ^_^
• Man, you Ronins look pretty weird without your armors, that is, when you only have the "under part" of it on only...

Splitting the Stone

• Oh Sage... get rid of some of that attitude, yes I know Mia is annoying but still...
• Woman! Listen to the dude, you're just gonna get in his way!
• Mia! Stop cracking lame jokes... "thermal underwear" (whatever)
• Hmmm... I think Mia and Sage like each other ^_^
• Mia! Stop having so much confidence in yourself... and your speech sucks... and Kale, the speech wasn't touching.
• Sage, why do you always refer sleep as "beauty sleep" you fag?

Friend or Foe

• Oh boy... that's a whole box of burgers... Mia's gonna go bankrupt!
• Yep, roof tiles make perfect weapons...
• Yes Kento, you got a hard head filled with air.

Wildfire in the Sky

• Kento and Ryo is a bad combo... one has no brain and the other is freakin' impulsive.
• Mia, you make a good babysitter for the Ronins.
• Those energy bulbs look like yarn balls... very big, ugly yarn balls...

• Love that trick... candle out, armor on, candle on, warlord gone...
• Welcome home Rowen, just can't stop noticing your cone head ^_^
• Yes Rowen, Anubis is a "man", I think the word "human" is more appropriate.
• Cool move Anubis, I wish I can catch arrows in front of my forehead.
• Isn't Anubis way cuter without his helmet? ^_^

Assault on the Dynasty

• So Kento, does a van landing on top of you satisfy your thirst for action?
• Bad Ryo, how can you slap Yuli? (I really really meant that... =)
• Trust me Yuli, the guys don't need you.

Shallow Darkness

• Mia and Yuli, why are you guys always such a pain?
• Mia, cut the lame comments and jokes! "I have a charge account here, they can't lock us in!!" (yeah, whatever...)
• Hmmm, I think Cye likes to refer his enemies as fish...
• For once, Yuli is useful...
• HA! Tell him Sage... "I always thought you were a pain to take care of you."

Fate of the Ronin Armor

• Man Kento, I love your personality.
• That's odd, I thought someone as dense as Kento won't be able to understand Talpa's lectures.

Armor of Life

• Poor Anubis, tortured by those nether spirits... (God he's so cute ^_^)
• Hmmm Rowen, that's not like you, rushing into action and getting toasted is not your style.
• It's no wonder Yuli likes hanging around Kento, they're both so dense.

The Ancient's Battle

• Three against one, that ain't fair!! Oh forgot, Dark Warlords don't play fair (except Anubis)
• sniff sniff, poor Anubis...
• Oh Christ, I don't see why the Ancient has to die to form a bridge, can't he make it with just a wave of his staff?

Raid on Talpa's Castle

• Cool, a swirly elevator!
• Man, it's so easy to dub Talpa's voice, his mouth never moves...
• You warlords look so disgusting and stupid in that "nether spirit pit"
• "They're juiced" no kidding Ryo... and yes Sage, they have been taking some nether spirit vitamins.
• Cool castle huh... open the door and enter starry space.
• Kale, what's with the costume?
• Where do all of those arrows come from Rowen?

The Legend of the Armor

• Yep, Talpa's hair makes a perfect weapon...
• I wonder how much does Talpa's "big screen TV" costs...
• Wicked pyramid... you guys should do it more often.
• What a cool way to attack, smashing Cye with Rowen.
• Anubis looks so cool ^_^
• Oi, the guys look like dolls compare to Talpa...

Talpa's Triumph

• hmmm... Talpa's face turned red...

Wildfire's Fight Against Fate

• You'd think Kayura was in Ryo's "dream" with all those petals flowing around...
• Boy, the fight between the Ancient and Talpa sure was SHORT.

• I wish I had a house next to a lake.
• These guys rip off their clothes to put on their armor, how the hell do they get dress in the same clothes again?

Ryo's Mega Armor

• Kento you freakin' pig! I think you got two tapeworms inside of you...
• An empty highway with only a tiger and an insane guy running on it plus a stupid kid on a skateboard... it all makes sense...
• Kento, Cye, Rowen in the backseat of Mia's Jeep, Yuli in the front with Mia, where the hell is Sage, on top of the car?
• So Saranbo got some kinda "seaweed" working for him...
• Yes Sage, I'm sure you can kill Dynasty soldiers with your sword in your mouth...

Saber Strike

• That's right Whiteblaze, throw the kid on the ground!
• Yuli of the Wind my butt...
• Ok Ryo, the place doesn't belong to you, stop smashing everything up!
• Oi, the black tiger's doing more damage than Ryo...
• Two tigers land on top of Mia's little jeep and it doesn't get squashed!?
• Yo dudes! Doesn't the black tiger's armor remind you of something???
• The three guys in the backseat should be squished but they look like the have a lotta room!!??
• I love it when the guys form the circle.

White Blaze's Sacrifice

• Oh com'on Rowen, give the guy a break, you're gonna make him cry... aren't you a little harsh?
• Why does Black Blaze sound so weird?
• Poor White Blaze, he cried before he left T_T

Sun Devil: Ambassador of Evil

• Doesn't the Sun Devil remind you of the alien from the movie "Predator"?
• Why the hell is he named Sun Devil when he uses "Black Ice" power?
• How many damn volcanoes can there be in Japan?
• Tapeworms are at work again eh Kento?
• Hmmm... they crash into something and Mia and Ryo manage to keep their eyes open throughout!?

Torrent's Evil Twin

• Typical... green flames in the nether world.
• Yeh... one drop of venom + some green fire —> one red torrent
• Damn it Cye, do you have gills... how can you stay underwater for so long?
• Cye's so nice, he's got compassion for his fishys ^_^
• Red dude is emitting poison, doesn't that ring a bell Cye?
• It really makes me wonder how one dude made from one drop of venom is much more stronger than Cye.
• Ok, that Cye floating through space thing is so cheesy...

The Armor Must Be Destroyed

• Oh no... here we go again with Sage and the wolves...
• Awww... Sage is so cute when he loses the attitude and care about animals.
• Damn, Kale is good at playing mind games...
• Yes Sage, I'm sure you can think better with gallons of water gushing on your head.
• Hmmm... waterfall freezing... déja-vu
• Kale you bastard! Leave those animals alone!
• Poor Sage... I understand... I wouldn't want to hurt those deer either

Sand Blasted

• You call food wrappings that cover an entire seat "a little snack" Kento?
• How can you take a nap on top of that thing??!!
• The Sand Strikers are cool... even though I don't like them...
• Ever heard of bad omens Yuli?
• AWRIGHT Kento, you bust those Sand Strikers wide open!

Lady Kayura and the Dark Realm

• Yes... it's LADY and it's no dream Rowen...
• Ok Ryo, doesn't the feminine voice tell you it's a woman? (warlord... no wonder she laughed)
• Why can't the characters in RW change their clothes for once?
• Yes Rowen... LADY KAYURA is a girl... and what the heck is with the surprise and shock?
• Gotta love those extendable starlight swords... ^_^
• TOASTED, you guys really got fried by that move.

Anubis is Reborn

• Dammit Yuli, don't you have to go home? Stop hanging around all the time!
• I like Kayura but her outfit is just too weird...
• COOL, I wish I could jump off the roof and walk through fire!
• How many red sweaters did you "tear" off already Ryo? And you too Rowen with your blue/green top?
• If you can create a bridge to the nether realm by throwing the staff, why the hell did the Ancient had to die to create a bridge just to get up to the clouds???

• Man... Anubis is sooo cute ^_^ (how many times did I say that already?)
• The nether world looks so nice...
• That's one wicked sword formed...
• Poor Kento, Sage and Cye...
• This Dala guy sure is crazy.
• Hmmm... Kayura has an interesting way to change... and I think she looks better in that kimono.
• Gotta love the odds... 2 Ronins (oh and one tiger) vs... I dunno... a million Dynasty soldiers.

Legend of the White Armor

• How the hell does Rowen shoot all of those arrows at once???
• Dala is such a cocky bastard...
• Awwww, poor Dala, the Inferno absorbed the sword's power so it's now a piece of junk...

Strategies of the Nether World

• Whoa! What happened to the animation here?!?! Everybody looks a lot uglier!
• The warlords look so much better without their helmets.
• Nice hat Kayura...
• Ewww! Is Kayura being possessed by Talpa?
• Cool! The Inferno created by Ryo, Rowen and the warlords!
• YES!! Kayura gets to kick warlord ass... ^_^

In Search of Secret Treasures

• Man, if I saw an ancient palace above my city, I'd freak out too...
• LOL, the warlords are hanged like the BBQ ducks I see in Chinatown. (don't ask)
• Man, Talpa really likes Lady Kayura... (yuck)
• Oh no... not the weirdo writing on the computer again...
• Nearest body of water is Jewel Lake... Heelloooo Mia... you live right next to a freakin' lake!
• What is this? Moses and the Jews crossing the Red Sea?
• That's one wicked place underwater...

Strata's Defiant Stand

• Why does Ryo always comment on Talpa's taste of decor?
• ^_^ Kayura's driving Rowen nuts
• Right Rowen, like shooting an arrow at the mini pagoda would help Ryo.

The Warriors Return

• The way Anubis fights is soooo cool... He looks so cute during it too ^_^
• Cool... even those thingies at the end of Kayura's swords can be used for attacking.
• oooooo... that's gotta hurt Rowen
• LOL, now Rowen looks like a BBQ duck ^_^
• I love the way Kayura laughs, soooooooo evil...
• Shooting arrows into Sage, Cye, and Kento's heart would wake them up (makes a lotta sense)

Cheap Tricks

• So Kento, how does it feel to get whipped by Kayura?
• he he he... Kento can't swim.
• Yes Cye, I'm sure hanging onto a branch with your spear is gonna keep you from falling...
• For once, the warlords are not fighting their usual Ronin... Kale is fighting Cye (instead of Sage), Sekmet is fighting Ryo (instead of Cye), and Dais... well, he's still fighting Kento.
• Oh Christ, Ryo used the Inferno on Kayura twice and she's still alive... yeah...
• Doesn't the Jewel of Life looked like it wanted to go to Kayura? (let go of it Yuli!!)

Anubis' Armor Revived

• Oh shut up Sage, you Ronins can only beat Kayura with the Inferno, you can't do it alone!!
• Badamon is so disgusting, being possessed by him is just sick...
• Whoopee! Another ugly yarn ball (green one this time)

Lady Evil Sees the Light

• Kale! Stop being so dumb and wake up!
• Boy, Anubis is really getting pounded... T_T
• Those are freakin' tall towers...
• No Anubis, don't die... T_T
• Yea, woman in armor... Kayura looks so cute after she turns good...
• How did White Blaze get to the top so fast? That thing is at least 50 floors...
• COOL!! Everybody is using their special move.

Triumphant Warriors

• Yo Talpa! Breathing fire on Ryo ain't such a good idea...
• Aw com'on, why can't the warlords and Kayura fight Talpa too in the mortal world?
• YAHH... you go Ryo, put a hole through that ugly priest!
• Sparkling tears and naked Ronins... ok there...
• Stop being so proud of yourself Yuli... you didn't do squat.
• Yes... the Jewel of Life makes a perfect baseball...
• T_T... no more Ronin Warriors...