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Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Ronin Warriors. I don't have much on the warlords cause they don't seem to say things that are that interesting. Anyways, have a good look...

Ryo

• Hey BUCKET HEAD!
• Hot enough for ya big guy?
• That does it, I don't wanna end up like sliced salami!
• So Sekmet, your power isn't just overwhelming body odor...
• I'm gonna shut your face up for good diesel breath.
• You don't stand a chance bug eyes!
• Yeah, we're gonna pay Talpa a visit, but it's gonna be on our terms!
• I'll pack my toothbrush!
• Yuck, Talpa sure has bad taste, needs color...
• YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS!!
• Sorry babe, you're not on our list today.
• Hey I think she wants to play.
• Ahhh... thanks man, but ahh... who's got you covered?
• I just wanna shot at one particular Dynasty babe.
• so... this is first class
• If you want this armor so bad, you'll have to pay the price... try it on first, if it fits, it's yours. (You go Ryo! ^_^)

Kento

• EAT CONCRETE!
• Hey... can you pull a rabbit out of your hat too?
• You run out of illusions now Mr. Hocus Pocus
• WHOA! Soldier express!
• AHHWAHHHH, I'M STARVING!!
• Man, I'll make sand castles outta your goons!!
• Open wide, cuz I'm gonna make you eat your words!
• We're back, and you can bet we're gonna pulvarize Talpa!!
• Oh boy, I... CAN'T SWIM!!
• I feel like sardine in a tin can.
• Yeah what scumbag? You gonna pull a rabbit outta your hat?
• Yeah! Flambé!

Cye

• Ah Sekmet, I wouldn't put it on the menu, it's a little bland for me.
• So, do we knock?
• Chill out Kento, the foods' not going anywhere
• Let's give him a free trip home.
• That's right! and Kento didn't even have his lunch yet.
• That's a rocky water slide.
• Sorry for the water works but it should drain off any WHOOOOOAAA!!
• Oof, he sure takes his work seriously.

Sage

• Whoa! Check out ugly!
• Don't worry, I'll think of something... RUN!! (I really like this one ^_^)
• What a hot dog! (I guess this is the polite way to insult)
• This is bad, we're like sitting ducks up here. (nuh really)
• Well, I guess they've been taking their vitamins.
• Can't say much for your dress.
• I think Lord Faceless is really playing with Ryo's head.
• Sorry guys this one's not on the menu, neither am I!
• I'm not his dog!!
• Your helmet must be too tight!!

Rowen

• Ryo what happened, you look like you've been in a dog fight!
• Hey Ugly! (Anubis: This is what I want) ME TOO!
• I heard your stomach growling a mile away.
• Bad! We're getting fried!
• Must be the player room.
• Lady Kayura... she's a GIRL!! (what did you expect? an old woman)
• Dream on Lady!
• Yeah, doesn't he know the dungeon look is out?
• Eat armor Lady! (I think this is what he said)
• Sorry we're late, we missed the exit on the freeway.

Dais

• You and I are old friends, so forgive me for ignoring the formalities.
• You have the subtlety of a bulldozer, Kento of Hardrock.
• What a temper, another one of your weaknesses little man.
• Do you like it? (asking Kento if he likes the petrified forest)
• Badamon!! Lord of the Nether Spirits... HERE!! (wooooooo Dais)
• but I think you'd find that reality has a bite (no kidding)
• What reward do you think you'll gain turning out as paperweight??

Kayura

• Oooo... and now are the big, strong Ronin Warriors going to give me the thrashing I deserve? Two against one hardly seems fair, perhaps if I just use one hand... (oh yeah!!)
• Ohhh is that so... well remember to check your armor at the door... because you can check into the dynasty hotel, but you can never check out.
• You don't know how long I've been waiting to do that and it felt good
• You're certainly a sorry sight aren't you?
• I guess I should be considerate and let you get in a couple of good licks, then it can't be said you gave up without a struggle.
• The pay is good and there's lots of room for advancements.
• You know I'll only break your heart.
• I'm rather popular today, I suppose I should be flattered but I am NOT.
• How disgusting, never send a warlord to do a lady's job. (ROUGH!)
• and the last little Ronin was blown away... and then there were none!
• Bravo! I like the trap door. Oh yes, I couldn't have thought of something so nimble witted on my own.
• The other warlords are probably using them for target practice.
• I'm sorry Sage, I'll try to slow down so you can keep up.